Hey hey! I'm putting two or three (haven't decided yet) questions in this chapter because I've got a whole list and I seriously think something like 30-something chapters is a helluva lot. Lol. 'Why are we cursed' comes from Starskysea!

AND, I can't reply to them, because they're anonymous, but I give A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS! THANKS A HEAP! Okay, I'll stop ranting and let you read now.

Momiji: Why are we cursed?

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Yuki: …

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Kagura: Ask Akito!

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Haru: Do I look like I have the ability to go back in time and see?

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Kagura: Akito will know!

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Hatori: There was an ancient legend.

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Yuki: Why are we cursed…

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Akito: I was in a bitchy mood at the time of everybody's creation.

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Kyo: You might be cursed. At least I'm not small, annoying, and disgustingly flamboyant.

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Akito: So I decided to make life hell for everybody.

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Tohru: Oh Momiji, I don't know!

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Kyo: And I don't f#! everything that moves!

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Ritsu: IT WAS ALL MY FAULT!

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Akito: Ahh, power…

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Shigure: Oh, I'm not cursed.

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Ritsu: I DON'T KNOW HOW! BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN!

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Shigure: I've got girls swarming all over me from every direction.

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Ritsu: I'M SO SORRY!

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Hiro: How am I supposed to know, you idiot?

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Kisa: Some people might take this question to heart Momiji…

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Ritsu: SO…(chokes)… SORRY! I MEAN IT!

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Ayame: Well, I don't think there's really much we can do about it.

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Shigure: I just pretend to be cursed, to make you guys feel better.

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Kisa: You should be careful

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Ritsu: REALLY REALLY!

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Hatori: Not a day goes by when I wish that we weren't cursed.

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Akito: Oh shut up, all of you, or I'll make the next generation into animals that poof into humans when hugged by an animal of the opposite sex.

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Ritsu: NOOOOO, IT'S ALL MEEEEEE!

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Ayame: He's rather self-absorbed, that one.

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Rightio, I've hit a predicament. A couple of people have come up with the same suggestions (i.e. This question is one of them) but I'll give the credit to neko-girl4 because she came up with it first. Anywho, you probably don't want me dribbling on so, seeya at the end!

Momiji: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Ayame: WELL, when I was a little baby chicken…

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Kagura: Ask Kureno!

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Ayame: I asked my mummy chicken the same question.

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Kagura: Maybe he gave birth to eggs once upon a time or something!

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Hatori: The egg was around a lot longer than the chicken.

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Ayame: She flapped her wings at me and tried to eat me.

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Hatori: (sweat drop) Ayame is losing his sanity very slowly…

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Shigure: Back in the Jurassic periods…

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Kagura: Hehehe… I think Kureno must've had to have… the 's' word first though…

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Shigure: When the dinosaurs were around…

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Hiro: The egg, duh, chickens aren't as old as the dinosaurs.

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Shigure: The dinosaurs didn't get pregnant.

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Tohru: Eggs? Oh no… wait… were Pterodactyls a type of early chicken?

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Shigure: They laid eggs.

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Uo: Humungous eggs that would've made for good cooking… yeah yeah, we get where you're going with this Shigure.

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Shigure: And instead of beautiful little mini-me's coming out of the eggs…

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Haru: You're asking me? I do believe Kagura suggested you ask Kureno.

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Shigure: There were ugly baby dinosaurs.

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Kureno: WHAT! I DON'T LAY EGGS!

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Akito: What came first? Whatever I goddam wanted to come first!

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Kureno: WHAT CAME FIRST? I DON'T KNOW! DON'T ASK ME!

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Ayame: But I ran away and discovered something about myself…

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Ritsu: The egg!

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Ayame: When I looked at my own reflection in the water…

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Ritsu: No, the chicken!

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Kisa: Maybe both of them came at the same time, Momiji?

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Ayame: I saw that I'd grown into a beautiful swan!

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Ritsu: OH NO! I DON'T KNOW! I'M SORRY!

Don't be, the world's a helluva lot more fun if you don't know everything, lol. Well, this is depressingly short… I've been skimping on my chapters! Okay, I'll put another question in. Lol… it's cheating! Well, this question came from eastercat… (drumroll)

Momiji: Are there aliens?

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Hana: Are there stars?

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Ayame: I'm an alien.

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Hana: Then yes, there are aliens.

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Ayame: Oh how devastated Yuki-boy would be if he only knew…

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Haru: Yes, there are aliens, and I'm a cow that can jump over the moon.

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Ayame: I can't go on,livingwith such a secret!

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Hana: They live on the stars.

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Shigure: Aliens used to exist…

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Haru: Momiji, you dimwit, that was sarcasm.

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Shigure: Then I was born and my beauty blew them into oblivion

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Haru: I can't actually jump over the moon.

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Tohru: OOH! Maybe… maybe… maybe my mum is a star?

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Shigure: Ahh… they haven't returned since.

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Ayame: If he knew… if only he knew…

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Hiro: (watching Ayame) So Ayame has been a chicken that turned into a swan, a mermaid, a baby bunny, part woman, and now an alien.

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Ayame: Precisely.

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Hatori: I'll have to check his health records.

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Kisa: Aliens don't exist…

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Kyo: Ugh, Tohru's mum? A star? How can she be dead, and a star at the same time?

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Shigure: Actually, they might have returned to monitor us.

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Uo: Huh? Aliens? Sure kid, and I'm Santa.

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Shigure: And how our lives are playing out…

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Ritsu: I MET ONE! AND I KILLED IT!

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Shigure: They could be watching our every move…

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Ritsu: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I'M A MURDERER!

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Shigure: Choosing the right moment to strike.

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Ritsu: IT GAVE ME A BASEBALL BAT!

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Dun, dun, dun… short answers, not quite so long as they should be… (guilty grin) but… uh… I don't like that last one, it didn't play out so well. I'll come back and think in more detail about the next chapters… hehehe… anyways, I hope this plays up to peoples expectations, mostly anyways. THANK YOU AGAIN TO ALL REVIEWERS AND ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS! And I'll see you sometime soon!