Elizabeth was approached by Davy Jones.
"You are not in fear… yet, you are dying!" He stomped in front of Elizabeth, causing her to look up. "Eh… a Woman…" He looked to a few members of his damned crew. "TO THE LOCKER! I will NEVER have a woman on my ship!" Elizabeth just sat there, and let them send her to the locker. Her world went black.
"Ugh…" Elizabeth started to awake, and screamed in fear as she saw a silhouette of a man, when her eyes started to focus. With reflex, she slapped the figure in the face.
"BUGGER!"
She recognized that voice. She sat there for a few seconds, and let her eyes focus. She realized who she slapped. She saw Captain Jack Sparrow sitting there, rubbing his cheek.
"JACK!" She ran over to him, and hugged him tightly, and without thinking, kissed him. As soon as she stopped, she didn't even give him a chance to speak. "OH, JACK! I'm so happy to see that you're alright!" This time, she kissed him more passionately. Trust me, she was NOT holding back.
Jack pushed her away, and Elizabeth looked confused. "Well, that was very touching, and might I say, very sexy, but love, we are not alright!"
"What are you talking about? You and I don't even have a cut on us! I mean, you've even got all your limbs! Go figure, eh?" Elizabeth said jokingly, and giggled.
Jack tried to hide his smile, but then Elizabeth realized he was serious, and stopped giggling. "Love, we're in…. Davy Jones's Locker, savvy?" Jack had said that so casually, like it was an every day thing.
There was a long, awkward, silent moment, as the two just stared at each other. The silence was broken when Elizabeth started sobbing, and ran across the abandoned, never-ending desert.
Elizabeth ran about 2 miles, and sat down, crying as much as she could. Her face had red tear stains, and she felt a rough hand touch her shoulder. When she turned around, she saw Jack.
"How'd you get here?"
"I walked…" Jack said, and silently chuckled.
"No, really."
"Ok, fine. You ran in a big loop," he said, and pointed behind him. "That's where you started. About 20 feet away from your current position. This sad excuse for a locker just seems to put you in loops."
"Very funny… I'm just curious, where have you been sleeping? In the middle of this abandoned desert?"
Jack laid down on the sand, and covered his body with the hot sand. "Its not that bad! Hmm… warm!"
Just as Jack hoped, Elizabeth started laughing really hard. So hard, that Jack started laughing. Elizabeth started crying she was laughing so hard, and Jack couldn't breathe. Then a high pitched yelp was heard, and Elizabeth jumped up and rubbed her bottom in pain. When she looked down, she realized that there was an odd looking crab that she could have sworn was a rock.
"Oh yah. I forgot to warn ye about those little Pests. They really hurt… badly."
"I think I figured that out…," Elizabeth said, glaring at Jack. The crab pinched her again, and this time, it took half of her dress away with a yank. "GOD DAMNIT!"
Jack was very much enjoying this, and fell over with laughter. His eyes were closed to hold back the tears of hilarious joy, and he heard a really big RIPPP. When he sat up, Elizabeth was completely nude. Jack just sat there, shocked.
Elizabeth covered herself with her hands as much she could. "TURN AROUND!"
Jack just kept staring…
"I SAID TURN AROUND!"
Jack just kept staring, and Elizabeth soon realized it wasn't at her. Jack slowly lifted his finger up, and pointed. Elizabeth turned around, and screamed! The crab that had ripped all of her clothes off wasn't that little teeny one. It was a humongous one, bigger than them!
Elizabeth ran, and jumped on to Jack (naked, but she forgot about that), and started screaming "HIDE ME! HIDE ME! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP?"
Jack picked her up, and ran about half a mile, and there it was. The black pearl was sitting in the middle of the desert, in full glory. He had her climb up a rope, and while she was climbing, he pinched her arse.
Elizabeth gasped, remembering the fact that she was nude, and kicked Jack in the face. Jack climbed right behind her, and she just kept kicking.
"Remember, Lizzie. The more you kick, the more I see!"
"UGH! You pervert!"
"Love, I'm not the woman kicking a man while naked."
"Shut Up…"
They both reached the deck, and there were crabs everywhere on the deck, of all sizes! They ran across, and went into the Captain's Quarters. Jack locked the door behind him, and realized that Elizabeth was wrapped in a blanket from his bed. Jack suddenly got an idea…
"I'll go fight them off!" Jack ran out the door, and stripped down his clothes, then ran back in, and locked the door a second time. "They ripped off my clothes, too!" He lied, and ran over, and got himself in the blanket with Elizabeth.
"Hey! Get out!" Elizabeth screamed, but didn't do anything about it.
"…but…. I'm scared! Plus, this blanket is very cozy!"
After saying this, he stepped closer to Liz while they were both wrapped in the blanket. Elizabeth was giggling. They lay down on the bed together (no, they did not do the 'nasty'), and went to sleep.
