The first chapter was a little short but this one is longer! This fic will be a few chapters long. Anyway, hope you like it! Please review!

30 minutes earlier

"Those stupid robo-parents! They can't do anything right!" Zim growled, irritated when the computer had told him that something horrible was happening at the front door. He put his contact lenses in and adjusted his wig.

"Gir!" Zim barked, "I'm going upstairs to fix things. Stay here and watch the human. Make sure he doesn't escape."

"Yes, my master!" Gir saluted as his eyes went red into duty-mode.

"Hahahaha!" Dib cried, "Whoever is at the door will stop you!"

"I don't think so," Zim said to his captive.

Zim took a moment to glare at Dib before heading upstairs. The little robot's eyes turned cyan again before he pulled a stuffed pig out of his head and started playing with it.

"I like tacos!" Gir exclaimed to no one in particular as he played with the little piggy. Dib watched him for a moment.

"Hey. Zim's crazy little robot. Gir, was it?" Dib said to the SIR unit.

Gir looked up from his pig to Dib, "That's MEEEE!"

"Uh, yeah," Dib said uncertainly, "Do you think you could loosen these ropes for me?"

"You cannot escape, human!" Gir jumped up going into duty-mode as an arsenal of weapons sprouted from his head, all aimed at Dib.

Dib looked nervous for a moment before adding, "I'll buy you some tacos."

"Yaaaaay! I love tacos!" Gir cheered, the weapons retracting. He walked behind Dib and started loosening the ropes some while his tongue cutely stuck out of the side of his mouth.

"Big-headed boy's gonna buy me some tacoooooos!" Gir said happily as he worked.

"My head's not big!" Dib argued.

"Yes, it iiiiiiis!" Gir argued.

"No, it's not!"

"Uuuuuhhh-huhhhh!" Gir told him, smiling.

"Whatever," Dib said lowly, looking annoyed. At least the robot was loosening up the ropes so he would have a chance to escape.

Gir loosened the ropes some and then suddenly declared, "It's time for the Scary Monkey show!"

Gir ran over to a monitor and turned on the show, promptly sitting down, mesmerized. Dib looked disturbed by the show.

"I love this show," Gir said contently. Five minutes into the program, Zim returned.

"GIR! Turn that off!" Zim ordered, removing his disguise as he walked towards Dib and his assistant.

"Aww, man," the SIR unit looked terribly disappointed as he turned off the monitor.

"ZIM!" Dib exclaimed, "You'll never get away with this! Your ideas are always stupid! I don't know what you're planning but-."

"SHUT your noise-tube, human," Zim said, annoyed as he pulled out some masking tape and ripped a large piece off, "I'm tired of hearing all of that whining coming from your massively oversized head."

"MY HEAD'S NOT- MMmpmph," Dib got out before Zim placed the piece of tape over Dib's mouth. Silent now, he glared at the alien.

"There!" Zim grinned, clearly impressed with his own brilliant idea of how to shut the Dib up.

"Now, where was I? Oh yes, my amazing machine. Gir! Get me the spelrechity!" Zim said as he kneeled down to work on the large machine. Gir handed him a tool, presumably the spelrechity, and with that, Zim went back to his important work.

Back to the present

The ropes holding Dib slid to the floor and the boy lunged for the alien causing them both to fall to the floor.

"I'll get you this time, Zim!" Dib said while he had the upper hand, one of his hands on Zim's throat while the other yanked at an antenna.

"Oh, no… you…. Won't!" Zim choked out as he tried to remove the boy's grip. He reached up grabbing a chunk of Dib's hair and yanking as hard as he could.

"Aaaaaaahhh!" Dib yelled, his grip easing up some. Zim used this to his advantage and forced the human off of him and onto his back. The alien started to laugh momentarily, now that he was winning.

"Oh yes… I… will!" Dib glared at him, kicking his leg hard. The two fought viciously as they tossed and rolled on the floor. Gir watched for a few seconds before getting distracted by his stuffed pig again.

"Stop it!"

"HEY!"

"Oww, quit it!"
"YOU quit it!"

Several minutes later, Dib had regained control of the fight yet again. He shoved Zim against the machine he had been laboring on for so many hours. Zim felt the back of his PAK slam against the metal. The human advanced on him, his hand curled into a fist.

"This is it, space boy!" Dib announced as Zim tired to regain his balance.

"I don't think so," Zim said coolly with narrowed eyes. Dib rushed him, swinging his fist but Zim dodged. The alien grabbed Dib and threw him into the machine. Zim followed, his spider limbs emerging from his PAK. He was going to put an end to this and show the Dib how pathetic he truly is, "I'd like to say it's been fun, Dib, but oh wait, it hasn't."

Dib looked up in fear at the Irken looming over him. He was actually afraid that Zim might kill him this time. He opened his mouth to protest when he heard Zim's robot speak up.

"Does this thing make any of them waffles?" Gir asked loudly as he started pushing random buttons on the machine's control panel.

"GIR! STOP IT! DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Zim yelled at Gir, reaching out for him with one of his spider limbs.

Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light that forced Dib to close his eyes and shield them with one arm. When he reopened them, he found himself hovering over his body and even more creepy, his body was watching him. Suddenly, he unexpectedly fell to the floor with a loud thud.

"Ow," he said in a voice that was not his own.

Zim opened his eyes and looking upward he saw himself looking down at him confused. A second later, he saw the spider legs on the other's back retract into the PAK and the body fall to the floor.

Dib slowly pulled himself up off the floor, noting his gloved hands. He looked over at himself who was still staring at him. The two simultaneously raised a hand pointing at the other one and screamed loudly- loud enough for the entire neighborhood- no the city- the whole WORLD- to hear.

Somewhere nearby in space

"Hey, Edsum, did you hear somethin'?" the Plecetion turned to his lone traveling companion.

"Like what?" Edsum replied, looking bored.

"I dunno. Sounded like someone screaming," the Plecetion said.

"Nope," Edsum said.

"Ah, well," the Plecetion shrugged, looking back to the starry scenery.