( i dont own dark cloud 2 ...)

ok its time for a poor attempt at being funny by me .. enjoy my comedy .. the dark cloud rap )

max: sit down for a while .. lemme tell ya a story .. bout a kid named max .. its long and boring .. lives in a little town surronded by walls .. beat up some clowns now they after his balls .. runnin through the sewer they after my bling .. red stone round my neck called the atlamila thing.

monica : that's right im gonna take it now .. gonna get this flow and slow it down .. these my words .. this my part .. some white haired faggot took my pappys heart .. im out for revenge .. meet a blonde haired boy .. i treat little midgets like my personal toy

me : this be the end , please dont call it crap .. my name is w-fire .. this be the dark cloud rap