max sat with a cigar in his mouth .. monica looked at him funny ...

monica : what the hell are you smoking

max : yo momma

monica : - pimp slaps max - .. watch your tounge

max : that's what yo momma said last night

monica : - dropkicks him - ass hat

max : that's what yo daddy is

monica : - chokes him - imma kill you

max: - choking .. turns blue - ..

monica : - lets go and kicks him a few times - you deserved that

max : that's what yo momma said

monica : - stomps him a few times - shuttup that's not funny

max : yo momma is so fat .. she farted and it blew out the sun like it was a candle

monica : that didn't even make sense

max : that's what yo momma said when she saw my ..

me : - cuts him off - sorry max cant say that on a teen rated fic

monica : where the hell did you come from

me : - smirks - i came from yo mommas house ( oh no he didn't )

monica : - smacks him upside the head with a pimp cane -

me : where did you get that

monica : from you momma ( burn )

( the end .. lol )