Forbidden Grounds...

Chapter 1: Abscence

Two Years...

TWO years...

TWO FUCKING YEARS!

Damn I was pissed. Mustand assigned me to stay in this place for TWO years...Why, because he has...A MENTAL ISSUE! Okay, okay calm down Ed, it's okay... Anywho, so this is what happened.

Flashback

"Edward I want you to stay in this house for a couple of years."

End Flashback

That's what he said the little piece of SHIT! And it's all because of the fact that Al ditched me for Winry. Now that I'm alone he thinks that I can't defend myself. Though, he used the excuse that this place had a strange array around it that only appeared once the person living inside it had lived there for two years, and then when the array would appear POOF away goes the tennent. Stupid Mustang. Okay so I can't complain this mansion is pretty, but I don't want to live here for two flipping years. This is my first day here and so far nothing wierd has happened. I decided that I would go for a walk and take a break. As long as I continued with my normal life the yers would go by quickly...Right? I'm making a big deal out of nothing that's what you're thinking, isn't it...But it's not as simple as just living here for TWO FUCKING YEARS (Although that is most of it) no it's the fact that after making a deal with the Homunculus, they joined the military and were now working with us to defeat Greed, and his newly aquired cronies. They are really strong and even I had trouble bringing down just ONE of them and I nearly died just doing that. Anyway, that's why I'm mad, because now I have to live in a house with FIVE of them, and what's worse, They made me promise that if they can servive it I will make the Philosipher's stone for them. Retards. I. HATE. ALL. OF. THHHEEEMMM!

So now I'm taking a walk.

A nice peaceful walk.

Until...

"Hiya Chibi-Chan." Fucking Homunculus.

"Hi En-vy." I gritted out. The sin in question ran up to me and threw an arm around my shoulder. Oh yeah did I mention, somehow, Lust, Envy, Wrath AND Gluttony all managed to develope a crush on me. Gluttony mostly because he said he liked the taste of my auto-mail. The point is. I don't want three guy's trying to get my attention, let alone a nail elongating WHORE! being mad at Mustang just doesn't help my mood right now.

"Chibi..." The homunculus purred.

"WHAT!" I seethed barely containing my anger. The stupid Palm Tree noticed to and started stroking my hair, tugging on my last nerve. Then he poked me. Oh that was it.

"FUCK YOU ENVY! FUCK YOUR FUCKING LITTLE FUCKING CRUSH ON ME! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE TEST OF SEEING IF YOU CAN LAST WITH ME FOR TWO YEARS, I DON'T THINK I COULD LAST TWO FUCKING DAYS!" I screamed. He looked at me with THAT smirk. I seethed. Stupid fucking Homunculus.

"But Edo it's you job." He purred.

"GGGGRRRRRRR!" Growling wasn't normally my style, but right now I was really pissed so who gave a shit. "JUST. LEAVE. ME." I took a breath and calmed down letting out all my frustration in one sigh. "Okay, Im alright now, let's umm...Go back to the house." Envy nodded and dragged me back to the mansion. After a long dispute on who was gonna cook dinner, the whole house left it as my duty, and so I cooked. The best meal I have ever made if I do say so myself. Everyone enjoyed it. Even if they had a hard time tasting it. After that I decided to go to bed. After watching movies and studying my Alchemy books of course.

I was now sitting on the roof thinking about the next day. On the 5th day of July everyone goes to a festival and has lot's of fun. But I have to take FIVE obnoxious homunculus who want anything they can get their grubby little, or big in gluttonies case, hands on. 'Ahwell' Damn I really hate having to go to this stupid fair.

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Okay so the fair was okay, sort of, so far. None of the stupid homuculus had asked for anything except food. But then Wrath started wanting toy's. So I foolishly bought him one. After that he wanted more. And then he wanted a kiss on the cheek. I refused. So what did he do he bugged me. Finally I gave in and pecked him LIGHTLY! After that Lust wanted a kiss to, except her's was more demanding. She wanted it on the lips. That I refused. "NOOOOO!" I yelled loudly backing away and walking into a very drunken...Mustang? He turned and looked at me. After kissing me pationately on the lips I ran away. I would never be able to look at him seriously again. EVER! Stupid pedophile Mustang. Anyway, the night was uneventful after that, except for lot's of nagging and such from Lust and Envy. Stupid little retards. Lust only wants me because she's LUST! Envy wants me because he's jealous that Wrath got a kiss and not him. But all that behind me, I walked home with two nagging homunculus. God I won't be able to handle this for much longer!

At home I went to my room and locked the door. For what I had I needed to keep the innocence, must keep innocence. Not that that would help against Envy, Ah well. After that thought I went to sleep unaware of what would happen the next day.

A/N: Aha I finished the first chapter...Damn I have so many other fanfics to finish and update. But you guy's don't mind right...RIGHT!

Well my mum's a bugging me to go to bed so BYE!

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