"What do you know, Zoey? You're a girl and girls don't know anything!" Logan screeched at her.
"Well, I would like to see your point of view but I'm afraid I can't get my head that far up my arse!" she retorted equally angrily.
The two had been fighting for a good half an hour. On the quad. In front of everybody.
"Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, I suggest you go buy one."
"Keep talking, someday you're likely to say something remotely intelligent."
"Nothing you say can affect me Brooks."
"No…but I know a few things I can do to affect you."
What she did then made all the boys gasp. The girls had been expecting it as they knew what his weaknesses were.
Zoey closed the gap between them and kissed Logan full on the lips.
They seemed to get really into it before he pushed her away.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"This!"
Since she was still quite close to him she brought her knee up and into his groin.
Logan crumpled, whimpering.
"Jerk." She finished quietly and calmly. "By the way, you are in desperate need of some kissing lessons. I confess myself disappointed. I was expecting better."
"You're a bitch, do you know that?"
"Probably. You bring out the worst in me. Come on girls."
As the girls retreated Michael and Chase came to help him up.
"I've never seen her like that."
"She's like a whole different person."
"It doesn't matter. I kept my head while she was kissing me and slipped itching powder down her back. You set up the scary sound machine in their room didn't you Michael?"
"Sure thing. Tonight they're going to be scared out of their lives."
Zoey and Dana knocked on Quinn's door. She stuck her head out.
"Quinn? We have a little job for you."
"If it has anything to do with this silly prank war then I'm not helping you." She made to shut the door but the others stopped her.
"Please Quinn."
"You do know they started that rumor about you?"
"What rumor?"
"The one about you having cheated in the regional science championships. And that you only won because you slept with the judges."
"What! They didn't? Okay, I'm in! What do you need?"
The other two grinned at each other maliciously.
