A/N: Hello! Welcome one and all! To this shit show of a story that I am going to be writing! Because this is gonna be my FIRST story, based of an idea that I had because I wanted Izuku to have a sword, then that idea was expanded upon when I wanted Izuku to have some form of Combat training, without actually having combat training , does it make sense? No, but it's called Fan Fiction for a reason
It's rated M in case I ever write something in this story that is rated M and since I don't actually know how the fuck the rating system works here
Bit of OP!Izuku
I am not sure about the pairing (probably Izuocha), probably not harem tho (and also not Yaoi)
Kinda OOC Izuku, along with a few other characters, tho that might be more prominent towards the end
Anyways! Enjoy the absolute turd that is this story!
Clench your buttcheeks, kid
The past 10 months have been something straight out of a dream for one Midoriya Izuku, not only was he saved by All Might, he was also picked to be trained by All Might and get this, he was also chosen to be All Might's successor...yeah no this was definitely just a dream, no way a quirkless, creepy, nerd like himself would ever get the chance to even get close to All Might, he was now just waiting for the dream to end and for him to wake up and be the useless deku that everyone knows he is...
Except...he never did, because it wasn't a dream...Midoriya was Saved, he was trained and he was chosen by All Might and now...he's standing in front of UA with his own quirk...granted he's never used that quirk but that's besides the point and All Might gave him some great advice too! What did he say again?..uh..."Clench your buttcheeks...and YELL SMASH"
Well, He's screwed
Outside Of UA
'Oh god oh god oh god oh god, I am going to be late! All of this will be for nothing and All Might will be disappointed in m- oh never mind I am here...oh...Oh god I am here-' as Midoriya tries to come to terms with the fact that he's at U.A, he's violently grabbed out of his little panic attack (not literally of course) by shouting
"Move the fuck out of the way you shitty nerd!" Yells a certain bomb boy as he pushes past Midoriya
Ok maybe it was literal- 'oh I am falling very fast to the ground- guess this is where I die' and as Midoriya expects to meet Mr Concrete and maybe Mrs Concrete and their many children, he actually ends up seducing Ms Gravity, which makes him miss his meeting with Mr concrete because he's fucking floating
So Midoriya does the logical thing and starts thinking of reasons that explain why he's floating, maybe he has a hidden quirk that stopped him from tripping? He remembers having pretty good balance last time he checked so maybe that's why? Or maybe an angel came down and forced a miracle to happen so that he may not fal-
"Oh sorry for using my quirk on you without asking for permission, I just thought that it would be a bad omen to trip before the exam!" A bubbly voice from behind him says
...It appeared to be the latter, as a girl with a permanent blush and short brown hair seemed to be his savior
"O-oh it's not a problem! Thank you! Kinda got caught up in the crowd and got pushed! Hah" Midoriya breathed out a nervous reply
"I see! be more careful next time! I heard from my Ma that crowds are the place where accidents occur the most! Anyways, good luck on the exam! And you should probably hurry up, you wouldn't want to be late would ya?" She then starts to walk towards the entrance
"You too!" Midoriya quickly replies and realizes that 'You too' doesn't work there as he's replying to the-
He also realizes that his meeting with Mr Concrete was postponed to Now as he never got up after being floated
Inside UA
Midoriya did not feel confident about the Written exam, the questions were very...opinion based...about 60% of the test was filled with vague questions about heroics and what being a hero means
The other 40% were theory questions that came straight from hell and if Midoriya wasn't nervous before, then he was definitely nervous now
Oh right, he still had the practical to do...
As Midoriya sat down and waited for the practical exam to begin while panicking (and also trying desperately to not look at Bakugo who was sitting right next to him) he's once again brought out of his panic attack after he hears an insanely loud voice
"WHATS UP UA CANDIDATES! THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO YOUR SCHOOL DJ! COME ON LET ME HEAR IT!"
And while the loud man (which Midoriya Recognized as Present Mic) was met with nothing but silence, on the inside, Midoriya was doing his best to keep his inner fanboy from popping out, which ,according to Bakugo, was not good enough as the blond told him to shut the hell up
"TOUGH CROWD HUH? THATS FINE! MY JOB HERE IS TO EXPLAIN THINGS! NOT TO MAKE YOU TALK! SPEAKING OF EXPLAINING THINGS! THE PRACTICAL EXAM WAS MADE TO EXPERTLY TEST YOUR STRENGTH AND WITS! HOW YOU MAY ASK? WELL, ROBOTS OF COURSE! CAN I GET A YEAAAAH! FOR THAT?"
Present Mic was once again met with silence, but his reaction seemed to indicate he was actually expecting less...What the hell happened last year...
"OKAY! SO,ON TO THE ROBOTS! FIRST UP WE HAVE OURSELVES THE CLASSIC ONE POINTER! THEY'RE YOUR AVERAGE BAD GUY AND ARE THE MOST COMMON ONES!"
A silhouetteof a Robot with wheels appeared on screen
"THE VICTORY CLASS ROBOT IS ARMED WITH (non lethal) GUNS AND ,AS THE NAME IMPLIES, IS WORTH ONE POINT. MOVING ON TO THE TWO POINTER WHO AREN'T AS COMMON AS THE ONE POINTER!"
A silhouette of a scorpion like robot appeared on screen
"NOT ONLY ARE THEY CREEPY! BUT THEY ALSO PACK A PUNCH! AND ARE WORTH 2 POINTS "
Midoriya realized he didn't give nearly as much info on this robot
"AND FINALLY! WE HAVE THE 3 POINTER! THE BIG BOY! AND AS ITS NAME IMPLIES! ARE WORTH 3 POINTS! NOW, ANY QUESTIONS?"
A hand shot up into the air from a stiff looking boy right as he finished that sentence
"YES EXAMINEE 2336?"
"SIR! On the sheet that was handed to us, it is shown that there is actually 4 types of robots! If this is a misprint then it is disgraceful as U.A is a school with a prestigious history"
'Jeez...he's quite uptight isn't he?'
"AND YOU!" He pointed to Midoriya
"Um...uh..m-me?" Midoriya (not)quickly replied
"Yes! You! Your muttering is very loud and distracting! If you are only here to distract other examinees then I ask you to kindly leave!"
Now Midoriya tried to think of an excuse to why he was muttering, maybe he could call it a nervous tick? Tho it would be sort of lying as calling it a nervous tick implies he does it only when he's nervous or more frequently when he's nervous which is not true as Midoriya probably does it less when he's nervous because he concentrating on the thing that's...you know...making him nervous
So a quick apology it is
And oh...everyone's looking at him
And they're laughing...great
"O-oh..uh..sorry! It's just kind of a habit of mine!"
"Then please keep your habit in check!"
As Present Mic looked on awkwardly, he decided to answer the question
"UH..YES! YOU ARE RIGHT EXAMINEE2336! IT IS NOT A MISPRINT! IT IS JUST THE 0 POINTER! IT IS WORTH NOTHING, SO IF I WERE YOU I'D JUST AVOID IT!"
"Ah! Of course! U.A would never make a mistake as silly as that! My apologies!" Then the boy quickly sat down again
As the examinees were all taken to their respective Zones, Midoriya sees the nice girl ,that he never got the name of, in his zone!
'Man she looks pretty nervous maybe I can go help her!'
And as Midoriya made his way to the girl, he was suddenly stopped by a hand on his shoulder, he turns around and sees the blue haired boy from earlier
"What are you doing? Are you trying to distract her? She is obviously trying to concentrate!" He semi yells at Midoriya which grabs the attention of a few people
"What? N-"
"GOOOO!"
Everyone looked at present mic
"WHAT? THERE ARE NO COUNTDOWNS IN REAL LIFE! GO GO GO! THE TIMER HAS STARTED"
and just like that, the people ran off and Midoriya was left behind
As Midoriya ran in he realized that people, work really fucking fast, and the starting area has basically been cleared
'Oh no no no I gotta get some points fast'
A few minutes later, Midoriya, after getting saved a few times from some 3 pointers, finally finds a one pointer
'Ok what did All Might say? Clench your buttcheeks and yell smash! Alright I can do that!'
Midoriya ran up to the one pointer, and with all his might, he yelled "SMASH!!" Right as he punched the thing
Fuck his arm hurts
And the robot is still standing there! Like it didn't even feel it! BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED!
'Oh shit, the quirk didn't work, why didn't it work? Why why why why why why why why why why why why why wh-...was Alll Might...messing with him? oh it all makes sense...there's no way a quirk can actually be given away, that's not actually possible, OF COURSE IT ISN'T ,ALL MIGHT WAS JUST PLAYING A SICK JOKE ON HIM, HE SPENT 10 MONTHS GIVING HIM FALSE HOPE AND THEN MADE HIM EAT HIS HAIR, HIS FUCKING HAIR JUST TO MESS WITH THE QUIRKLESS HERO WANNABE AND TO SEE HIM FAIL MISERABLY AT THE EXAM...how did I not realize it sooner?'
Right, he still had an exam to finish
"FIVE MINUTES REMAINING"
Midoriya had just been wondering around ever since he came to the realization that All Might had been fucking with him, he wasn't even able able to dent a fucking one pointer how was he supposed to even get a single point...the weapons strategy didn't help, any debris that could be picked up was pretty much useless as well, as they broke immediately on impact-
Suddenly...the whole city started to shake
Inside the ObservatoryRoom
'Young Midoriya? What are you doing?' Yagi was very confused to why his Protégé was not even trying after he attempted to punch the one pointer without OFA and honestly, he was getting concerned...
"It seems we have quite the batch this year...don't you think?" The voice of the R-Rated Pro Hero Midnight rang out in the observation room
"Hmmm yes that does appear to be the case..." The principal, Nezu, said
"Some seem to rely on pure strength alone..." the live feed of Katsuki Bakugo was shown on the TV screens
"Some seem to plan out their every move..." Neito Monoma was shown next
"And some seem to think with their hearts rather than their heads..." Eijiro Kirishima was then placed in the metaphorical spotlight
"But let's see if any of them truly have what it takes to become a hero...Aizawa...you may do the honors"
The man now labeled as "Aizawa" smiled creepily before pushing a red button
As the Zero pointer ravages the city
'Wow...that is a big robot...well then that's my cue to leave'
And Midoriya was gonna do just that, just like everyone else did
But then he heard it
"Ow..."
'...I am not going back there' but then he turned around and saw that it was the nice girl that helped him out...and she was stuck under the debris as the Zero pointer gets closer and closer...surely U.A wouldn't let a student die? Right?
'Aaaaand what am I doing? No! Legs! This is not the time to move on your own! What am I even gonna do to it? I am quirkless!'
And then a traitorous thought made its way into Midoriya's head...what if-
'No...it didn't work last time! Why would it work this time?'
But as Midoriya tried to think of a better plan...he had nothing...One For All...was his best shot
Midoriya managed to get to where the nice girl was at in the time that he was thinking
"O-oh hey! Its me, the guy from the entrance hah, are you able to use your quirk?" He nervously asked but this time he was nervous for a completely different reason
"Oh uh no! Its too heavy and I am too exhausted to lift it for more than a second or so" and that crushed most of Midoriyas hope...
'Goddammit...I could probably lift it...but it would take too much time and the zero pointer would be right on top of us...'
So Midoriya took a deep breath...and looked up at the incoming behemoth...and ran...towards it
"Wh- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED" the nice girl called out to him but he didn't care...he was either gonna stop this thing...or die trying...
'Ok All Might...I am going to pray to whatever god that listens that the last 10 months have been genuine...and that you are actually the man I used to and still idolize! That you actually...GAVE ME...A QUIRK!'
Memory Zone
And right as Midoriya felt the quirk activate...he was transported?
'Oh fuck is this one for all? What's happening here? Where am I?'
this...is weird...Midoriya was looking through someone else's eyes but he could still feel everything...and he was looking at what he could only describe as a goddess in a tight black Hero suit with a cape...and as Midoriya was...enjoying...the view...she started to talk
"What did I tell you toshi? Your body isn't gonna be able to handle One For Alls full power right from the start...you can only use about 70% right now...which should be more than enough for almost anything..."
Well...this is very weird...it's almost like a...memory of sorts...like he's watching a movie or a show- 'oh who's toshi? And if he spends more time with that woman then how do I switch places with him-'
"I know! I know! I just...got frustrated with Todoroki..." the man now known as toshi said
"Well, then I guess it can't be helped ...but here's a tip if you do use 100% again when your body can't handle it...don't make contact with the thing you're punching or kicking ...it'll drastically reduce the damage it does to your arm and legs from a guaranteed break to maybe a torn muscle and it'll have the same effect on your enemies...although when it comes to speed...then there really isn't anything you can do to reduce the kickback there...but I'd appreciate it if you saved your 100% for when you fuck me tonight"She said with a grin as she wrapped her arms around toshis neck
'OK GET ME OUT OF HERE, QUICK'
Now...Izuku could feel all of this...and he wasn't really complaining- GODDAMMIT MIDORIYA ,YOU HAVE A GIRL TO SAVE! SNAP OUT OF IT
And it seemed like he automatically learned everything that Nana told toshi in the memory...without actually doing it...including the technique of not actually connecting with the target while using OFA to reduce damage...among other things...but...why? How does that work? He wasn't the one doing the actions but it still felt like he knew exactly how to do it...
And while Midoriya felt like he spent at least 20 minutes in there
Back At U.A
But When he came out of it...it also felt like a brief flash of light that lasted a millisecond
Midoriya snapped back into reality and took a second to get his bearings straight
'Oh god that was so weird...it felt like an eternity but it also went by so fast! What was that anyways? Was it One For All or was it something else? Wait what was he doing again?...'
Midoriya looked up
Oh right
Zero pointer
'OH SHIT! WHAT WAS MY PLAN?...Oh..right'
So Midoriya took a deep breath...
And he felt One For All surge through him
and then
He JUMPED
One second he was on the floor...the next second he was flying through the air
everyone looked on with awe at Midoriya
as he soared through the sky he pulled back his fist
And with all his might...yelled
"SMASH!"
And the robot was no more
And a certain brunette who managed to get out of her little situation looked on with amazement...and something else...
'Mine'
But back to Midoriya, 3 out of his 4 limbs felt like they had been turned into jelly
He looked at his arm-
'Oh...I guess the technique didn't actually help'
And shit...he was falling...fast...guess this is where he dies
'Sorry for doubting you All Might... I was stupid to think you would actually do something evil like that-'
SLAP
"Ow..."
And he had been saved once again!
Midoriya was now floating after the nice girl had slapped him and now he was REALLY interested in what her quirk was
And then he was promptly dropped on his face again as the nice girl puked her stomach out
Midoriya made it home safely after he got healed and berated by recovery girl...but...he was...well...
Midoriya was anxious, nervous and disappointed in himself
He got 0 points
He had One For All and he still got 0 points
All Might is gonna want the quirk back...
A/N: AND CUT! Well then...this probably sucks...but I wanted to start the memory shenanigans with something kinda useless...and for those of you wondering...the memory didn't end when I cut it off ...let's just say that toshi DID use the technique...you just didn't see it :)
And you may have noticed that a few things are different from canon! That's on purpose
Anyways..next time it'll be a lot more useful! I can guarantee that...and who knows...maybe these "memories" will have effects on his personality
Next update will be soon...I think...definitely this month at least
