Zoey and Dana had their work cut out for them to come up with a brilliant payback prank. Quinn and Lola tried to come up with ideas. Even Nicole came out of her depression to help.
They were all gathered in Zoey's room thinking about it. Quinn was pacing impatiently.
"I got it!" she suddenly exclaimed.
"Tell us, quick!" Lola encouraged.
"One word: Chickenstein."
"What's that?" Dana asked sharing her blank look with her room mates.
"Simple. Somehow we trap him and cover him in honey or some other sticky solution and then hold a bag of feathers in front of a fan in front of him so that he gets covered in feathers. We make sure that everyone can see him and that that annoying news guy is there filming it. or we film it ourselves and send it to him via the internet."
"Quinn…you're a genius!" Lola cried.
"No, she's not. It's not big enough. That would be a regular prank war prank. We've gone nuclear here. No, Quinn, not literally. We need more. We need the most amazing stunt PCA has ever seen. We'll keep your plan as plan B for now and if we can't come up with anything better then we can use it." Zoey finished, sinking onto her bed despondently.
"I have it!" she said after a silent pause. "We play on his manhood. Other than himself, who does Logan fancy?"
"Hot girls?"
"Right. We need to talk to the other girls."
Ten minutes later in the girls lounge.
Zoey gets up on the coffee table and shouts for quiet.
"Ladies, I have a plan. Logan is in for a shock. A big one. Okay, there's a dance in a week isn't there? The Valentines dance. We are going to ask him to go with us to it. All of us. This week we all must look super hot and be very flirty with him. He can't refuse. Try and snog him if you can. I know that the last thing you want to do is snog the most arrogant bloke on the planet, but it'll make it more convincing. Then at the dance one of us picks a fight and we all shout at each other making sure we get everyone else's attention. Then one will turn on Logan and start yelling at him for cheating on her. Then we all start yelling at him for cheating."
"This sounds really risky, Zo." Nicole said doubtfully.
"It is risky, but if we all act really well then maybe it will work."
"No we need a safer plan. I know, we can use your plan, but change it slightly. We send ourselves valentines signed by Logan."
"Dana, that's almost as risky as mine. I say we send him hate valentines." Zoey said looking around at the girls.
"What's hate valentines?" Quinn asked her.
"It's like hate mail but they look like valentines. If we all send him a couple he'll think he really is Casanova until we drop the bomb on him. Nicole, we have a special job to do."
"We do?"
"Yes. What do you say we give Logan a few forgiveness kisses…right after we've eaten something like tuna?"
"Oh, I get it! Foul breath kisses."
"Also, I say we water bomb him…with stinkbombs. He hates it when he smells." Lola put in.
"Good one."
"How do we know he won't fight back?" Victoria asked from the front of the group.
"Guilt. And the media studies film posted on the school website."
"What media studies film?"
"The one we made of the Molly Dolly episode. The one about fear in the adolescent male." Zoey reminded them. "Okay, ladies, buy the most valentiny cards you can find. Make your own if you have to. Inside them write something horrible about Logan. On the day we leave them for him to find. Somewhere public; in classes and lunch. I'll keep you posted as to what we're doing at the party. These are your instructions. Can you do them?"
The girls cheered. Oh yes they would do that.
As they turned to leave Zoey stopped them, " Oh, and if he asks any of you on a date I suggest you refuse horribly. If anyone is in need of some good burns I have a whole list of them. Come and see me and you can choose your favourites."
