Dr who and the chavs

The Doctor is walking down a street when he spots a bunch of chavs hanging around.

Doctor:Excuse me,but do you know where the local cafe is?

Chav-1:woz zat yo said to me?

Doctor;do you know where the cafe is?

Chav-1:i ain't teling you where no cafe is,now sling ya hook.

chav-2:yeah sling ya hook.

Chav-3;before we sling it for ya

Doctor:ok ok no need to get all nasty on me,i just wanted to know where the local cafe is?

Chav-1:wot u asking us for,we ain't gonna tell you.

Chav-2:you have to respect people like us.aye.

CHav-3:bo.

Doctor:oh dea oh dear,i'm going to have to ask somebody else.

Chav-1:yeah you go do dat.

Chav-2:and don't you go dissing us.

Chav-3:or else you'll be having trouble rom us,you dig?

Doctor:ok ok i'll just go now.

A little while later,the doctor discovers that the chavs has graffitied his tardis.

Doctor:what have you done?

Chav-1:we've graffitied this blue box,you got a problem with that?

Doctor;yeah i have actually(gets out his phycic paper)i am a poilceman,officer plod and i own this blue box and i must warn you that you'll face 100 years in jail to think about what you've done.

Chav-2:you ain't no copper,you don't dress like a copper.

Doctor:i'm a copper in disguise,looking for certain trouble makers like yourselves. I'm officer Plod and you're damaging public property and i'm afraid that i'm going to have to take you away and dump you somewhere for the next 100 years.

Chav-1:well we ain't going to no jail.

Doctor:oh this is must worser than jail,now in the tar-i mean the poilcebox and i'll confiscate those spraycans.

Chav-1:you ain't getting yo hands on our spraycans.

Doctor:well i'm sorry but i'm going have to confiscate them anyway,now hand them over.

The three chavs give the doctor their spraycans.

Doctor:now in the poilcebox with you.

He follows the chavs inside.

Chav-1:(from inside the tardis)what the...?

The tardis dematerlises and materlises on a planet.

Doctor:here we are,you'll spend the next 100 years with these guys.

Chav-1:what are they man?

Doctor:they are Daleks and they will exterminate you hahahahahahahahaha.

He pushes the three chavs out of the tardis and dematerlises. The Daleks surround the three chavs.

Daleks:EX-TER-MI-NATE.

Chavs:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

the end