Okay, I'm going to get started with this Heylin sequel. It starts with Jack, since Jack is the first bad character to have appeared on Xiaolin Showdown. The order is this: Jack, Wuya, Katnappe, Tubbimura, Vlad, and then Chase. I've never actually seen Hanibal Bean, so I can't tell what he'd be thinking, now could I? I am so fired up about the third season right now though...
Tell me what you think of chapter one of 'Heylin Forces' when you're done and review please!
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I'm Jack Spicer, your evil boy geniusHere to be as evil as anyone could ever be
I've got many robot creations
They're as great and amazing as me
The battle for the Shen Gong Wu
All started that horribly boring day
I was creating a new plan to take over the world
And I met Wuya that old hag, that within the puzzle box lay
She told me she could help me for world domination
By collecting magical items
Known as the Shen Gong Wu
So I set out to find them
When I arrived at the scene she told me to go
There were four weird people in my way
An ugly bald guy, a Brazilian, a simple-minded cowboy and a Japanese girl
No matter who they were, for messing with me they would pay
I got the Mantis Flip Coin away from those losers
Happy and content with it
Then Wuya told me that I had to find more
And I threw a very random fit
So far, I've got very few now
Those losers have lots of elemental powers
All I have are my robots
So is it a surprise I have to beg for mercy and cower?
It's very fun being an evil boy genius
That I can tell you for sure
You make lots of cool mechanical stuff
So that it makes up for being very immature
I've got lots of heroes I totally admire
Like the evil and crooked Hannibal Bean
And especially the mighty cold-blooded Chase Young
But definitely not Wuya, as far as I've seen
I know I keep losing the Xiaolin Showdowns
And Wuya always nags me so much
It gets annoying after a while
She's always making me do such and such
I love making fun of Wuya
And calling the four monks losers
Sometimes I do win or steal Shen Gong Wu
Right in front of those stupid snoozers
Someday, Xiaolin Losers
I'll go after you
I'll get my dream, world domination
Using the power of your Shen Gong Wu.
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It's a little short, I know. But I couldn't really think of that much for Jack.
