Okay, I'm going to get started with this Heylin sequel. It starts with Jack, since Jack is the first bad character to have appeared on Xiaolin Showdown. The order is this: Jack, Wuya, Katnappe, Tubbimura, Vlad, and then Chase. I've never actually seen Hanibal Bean, so I can't tell what he'd be thinking, now could I? I am so fired up about the third season right now though...

Tell me what you think of chapter one of 'Heylin Forces' when you're done and review please!

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I'm Jack Spicer, your evil boy genius

Here to be as evil as anyone could ever be

I've got many robot creations

They're as great and amazing as me

The battle for the Shen Gong Wu

All started that horribly boring day

I was creating a new plan to take over the world

And I met Wuya that old hag, that within the puzzle box lay

She told me she could help me for world domination

By collecting magical items

Known as the Shen Gong Wu

So I set out to find them

When I arrived at the scene she told me to go

There were four weird people in my way

An ugly bald guy, a Brazilian, a simple-minded cowboy and a Japanese girl

No matter who they were, for messing with me they would pay

I got the Mantis Flip Coin away from those losers

Happy and content with it

Then Wuya told me that I had to find more

And I threw a very random fit

So far, I've got very few now

Those losers have lots of elemental powers

All I have are my robots

So is it a surprise I have to beg for mercy and cower?

It's very fun being an evil boy genius

That I can tell you for sure

You make lots of cool mechanical stuff

So that it makes up for being very immature

I've got lots of heroes I totally admire

Like the evil and crooked Hannibal Bean

And especially the mighty cold-blooded Chase Young

But definitely not Wuya, as far as I've seen

I know I keep losing the Xiaolin Showdowns

And Wuya always nags me so much

It gets annoying after a while

She's always making me do such and such

I love making fun of Wuya

And calling the four monks losers

Sometimes I do win or steal Shen Gong Wu

Right in front of those stupid snoozers

Someday, Xiaolin Losers

I'll go after you

I'll get my dream, world domination

Using the power of your Shen Gong Wu.

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It's a little short, I know. But I couldn't really think of that much for Jack.