TUBBIMURA! WOOHOO! (runs around in circles) Okay. Sorry. It's just that, like you know, I haven't updated this in a million years. Like the rest of my stories. Grrr. So, I'm finally updating. Aren't you happy for me?
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I'm probably going to be a ninja forever
And a little bit of a sumo too
I love fighting and my dog and getting paid
That's why I decided to work for Jack Spicer to get the Shen Gong Wu
See, Jack offered me a job if I fetched a Shen Gong Wu
I got one the first time from the Dragon of Wind
But then that Dragon got it and another Wu back from me
And it was all his fault that I got fired; that was the first ever firing of my kind
Jack Spicer is sort of my partner in a way
But he loses everytime and humiliates me and the other warriors all the same
Although I've won plenty of times
With my strength and my wit and my big body frame
Just a little more about me, when I'm not fighting as a warrior
Personally, I think I've got the coolest name ever
Because who else has the 'Tubby' sound in it?
It perfectly matches how I'm big and clever
I still remember all my victories and losses
When I'm hired by that loser Jack
Like the time when I defeated Clay
But also lost when Raimundo got his revenge back
Out of all the things there are in this world
I'd say there's one most important to me
She's the cutest, most fragile little thing you ever saw
Her name is Muffinface, and she's my dog as you can see
Jack once threatened to drop her down a building
When I was about to really hurt him bad
I was so afraid of my dog dying
Then I found it was a trick and it made me extremely mad
But I've been living all right from that point on
And I've found lots of time to enjoy things and eat
I like myself the way I am right now
Watching TV, eating lots, and giving Muffinface her treat
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It didn't take me very long to complete this one. It took around 15 minutes or so. I'm glad I could finish it, or else I would have only updated one story after making everyone wait so long for me to continue my work.
