TUBBIMURA! WOOHOO! (runs around in circles) Okay. Sorry. It's just that, like you know, I haven't updated this in a million years. Like the rest of my stories. Grrr. So, I'm finally updating. Aren't you happy for me?

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I'm probably going to be a ninja forever

And a little bit of a sumo too

I love fighting and my dog and getting paid

That's why I decided to work for Jack Spicer to get the Shen Gong Wu

See, Jack offered me a job if I fetched a Shen Gong Wu

I got one the first time from the Dragon of Wind

But then that Dragon got it and another Wu back from me

And it was all his fault that I got fired; that was the first ever firing of my kind

Jack Spicer is sort of my partner in a way

But he loses everytime and humiliates me and the other warriors all the same

Although I've won plenty of times

With my strength and my wit and my big body frame

Just a little more about me, when I'm not fighting as a warrior

Personally, I think I've got the coolest name ever

Because who else has the 'Tubby' sound in it?

It perfectly matches how I'm big and clever

I still remember all my victories and losses

When I'm hired by that loser Jack

Like the time when I defeated Clay

But also lost when Raimundo got his revenge back

Out of all the things there are in this world

I'd say there's one most important to me

She's the cutest, most fragile little thing you ever saw

Her name is Muffinface, and she's my dog as you can see

Jack once threatened to drop her down a building

When I was about to really hurt him bad

I was so afraid of my dog dying

Then I found it was a trick and it made me extremely mad

But I've been living all right from that point on

And I've found lots of time to enjoy things and eat

I like myself the way I am right now

Watching TV, eating lots, and giving Muffinface her treat

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It didn't take me very long to complete this one. It took around 15 minutes or so. I'm glad I could finish it, or else I would have only updated one story after making everyone wait so long for me to continue my work.