Hello all! This is KishiroKitsune putting this up for my pal Seto-chan. Why? Because she threatened me with the darn dog house again. Joking, joking. It's 'cause she's my pal and... and... yeah, that's it. Alright, enjoy the fic!
Summary: Total havoc and utter chaos
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh in anyway shape or form but I really wish somehow I did….
Author's Notes: I was reading my original WHATS and I thought they were really out of… well; I'm not sure what, but… anyways
PART ONE:
Bakura snickered, "I recall seeing him go into Joey's bathroom to take a bath in his swim trunks… he eventually went to sleep in there."
"How the heck would you know that?"
The tomb-robber whistled to a little tune and rocked back and forth on his heels arms crossed behind his back just as Seto walked in, hair all screwed up and eyes still partially closed from the all nighter in Joey's bathroom (since Joey took all of Seto's bed and Seto had no other choice because he was really tired… to sleep in Joey's bathtub…)
"I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU! I thought that you came to bed last night and you didn't! What is wrong with you, how come you slept in my bathroom? Someone could have kidnapped you!"
Seto yawned and fell over onto Joey, causing them both to fall to the floor with a thud, in a position that was very familiar to… well.
"IDIOT! Get up get up get up!" Joey cried, attempting to push the older man off him, "Help me!"
"He's your problem; I just came 'cause you called."
Bakura brushed off his black button up, "I had nothing better to do."
"You could at least help me get him off!"
"Oh, look, it's Misty and Ash! HI MISTY AND ASH!" Bakura pointed, spotting Misty and Ash as they tagged along into the Kaiba Mansion….
"What the hell are they doing here?" Seto jumped up, stepping in front of the two girls, "Hey!"
"Well, well, well… Seto, I never expected to see you half naked in your house with company, are you sick, did having my brother inside you infect you with stupid?"
Seto blushed, held his finger up ominously at the blonde haired blue-eyed girl, and then opened his mouth with an arid reply, "Shut up, woman."
"Jo-ey, your mean boyfriend told me to shut up!" Misty pouted, pointing childishly at Seto and then moving over to Joey and the others, "Go on big brother, show Kaiba that he should never mess with me…"
Joey stammered and then walked up closer to Seto, flushing deeper and then finally fainting…
"YOU KILLED MY BROTHER, SETO!"
Suddenly, little footsteps are heard and Nixx entered into the room, camera on and eyes wide open, "Joey died, REALLY!"
Misty glared at Nixx and walked over to her brother and his boyfriend, "No, Joey fainted before he could beat Seto up because Seto told me to shut up…"
"Yeah, like Joey could beat Seto up that would be the- HEY, you told Misty to shut up? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"
"She was practically calling me conceited!" Seto retorted, pushing Nixx out of the way…
"Well yeah, you don't see any one else half naked in here, do ya?" Nixx stomped his foot to clarify his point and walked over to the others, 'accidentally' kicking Joey's knocked out self and then snickering…
Misty put her arms over Nixx's shoulders and smiled, rubbing noses with him (they always do this when they agree on something… what? They aren't dating, that would mess up the yaoi plot line!)
"He can be so rude at times, I feel sorry for my Nixxy and my brother." Misty brushed off her pink jacket and hooked arms with Bakura (she kind of has a small crush on him)
"Ryou's gonna go off when he sees you attached to Bakura's arm." Yugi put out, kicking at air…
"I know, but that's okay… It's not my fault that Bakura has implausible sexiness, is it?"
Yugi blushed in embarrassment and turned his head when Bakura lifted his head in confidence, "She has a very good point there… It's no denying my astounding figure and dashing good looks, so just throw your passions at me!" he cried loudly, falling to his knees, arms spread wide as if he were trying to catch someone from a desperate fall.
Ryou walked up with Malik and Marik and twitched at sight of his other half in a very wrong position… "Who showed him the drama film?"
Marik giggled and clapped his hands together, "Kura-kura has gone psycho like me, Malik-pretty!"
Malik patted his yami on the head, "Keep telling yourself that."
Bakura then smiled when he saw Marik's Ipod and reached to grab it from his pocket, slipping on the headphones and turning the volume up loud (crude words come from the direction of Bakura)
Ryou whapped Bakura on the head, "Sing something more appropriate!"
"Or don't sing at all." Malik grinned evilly, winking at his best friend and then taking his yami's hand, "That would save us all, ne Ryou?"
Ryou blushed and leaned to kiss Bakura softly, "You can sing later."
"Ooh, Ryou… H-hey look! It's Shinsei, and he's looking horrible today!"
Shinsei looked over and glared at Bakura, walking up to him and the others, a smile plastered on his face, "Hello jer- I mean Bakura…."
"Same to you ga- I mean Shinsei-dear, where's Dragon? I heard he left Riko for a new whore, were they talking about you?"
"Yeah? Well I heard that some hoe was still dating Ryou, whom I may add deserves much better…"
"Slut!"
"Bitch!"
"Drama Queen!"
"FOUR LEGGED PROSTITUTE!"
Bakura's mouth dropped and the others fell to the ground with laughter… Shinsei smiled with delight pleasure and saluted Bakura, blowing a jerk kiss at him and then wrapping an arm around Ryou to spite him (Stop the growling Ash), "You can always come home with me."
"You're the one that sounds like a prostitute!" Bakura spat, taking his hikari from Shinsei's grasp and kissing him hungrily…
"Meh, he is a little overprotective… So, Marik, what are you doing later?" Shinsei smiled, winking at the darker half of Malik and then fiddling with a strand of his dark blue hair… "I was only joking, I don't want to lose Dragon for the same reasons Riko did."
AN: Shinsei is very perverted and random… he also has a little attraction problem and can't stay away from our Yugioh-ai's… He began to hate Bakura when the tomb robber showed him off at a bar when Shinsei was making out with Shiro in the back booths he somehow turned on the cameras and lights back there and everyone began to laugh, even if they were in a gay bar!
"Then go screw with him and not us…"
Yugi then stepped in at Shinsei's defense and smiled sweetly, "Bakura, go take Ryou home and meet me at the Game Shop tomorrow morning at ten… all right?"
Bakura snorted and whispered into Ryou's ear before retreating towards their apartment…
"So, Shinsei, ya wanna come over and spend the night with me, Malik, Marik and Yami?"
