WHATS revised and completely different version
Summary: Total havoc and utter chaos
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh in anyway shape or form but I really wish somehow I did….
Four: (short)
"The pet store?" Yugi smiled, looking directly at Yami, who was a little worried at the thought.
Malik spoke up, "Yeah, Bakura and Marik wanted to go and look at the snakes."
Yami stuttered, "Of course… they're Marik… and Bakura."
"That's not the point, besides, I wanted a pet anyways."
"As long as it ain't a cat."
Yugi hugged Yami and kissed his cheek, a smile on his face and a cute-boy look in his eyes,"What if I want a cat?"
"You'll be sleeping outside with it then."
"YAMI!"
Yami looked over and saw Malik laughing.
The others walked up and Nixx poked Yami in the arm, "What's the matter porcupine head?"
Roman nudged him, "No, starfish head."
Marik whapped Roman, "THOSE ARE MY WORDS!"
The raven-haired boy stuck out his tongue and looked at Yami and Yugi's hair, "How do you get it like that?"
Misty giggled, "A lot of gel, and they buy a new bottle every day."
Yami and Yugi spun around, "DO NOT."
--The pet store--
Misty and Nixx crowded over at the chinchilla's as Marik and Bakura were next to them holding live snakes, Misty of course freaked out and ran all across the store, tripping on dog toys, for Mokuba was playing with a puppy.
Joey and Seto were fighting near the parrots (you can only imagine what the bird was repeating. The sales people had to remove the said parrot to the other side of the store)
Malik and Ryou (along with Ash) stood near the bunnies and Ash claimed that one growled at her, so she advanced to the fish and tried to imitate them by making faces at the tank. This caused two families to pull their kids away because they though she was 'infected' with some kind of fish disease.
Yami and Yugi were with the kittens, Yami of course freaking out when his aibou placed on on his head and started asking if they could keep him.
Roman and Alex… well, they were torturing a lizard… and Alex almost got his finger bitten off… twice.
That was pretty much it right now.
-Marik and Bakura-
"Look, it's harmless; it's not going to hurt you Misty!" Bakura spoke sarcastically.
"Bakura, if you come any closer… I will kill you!"
Bakura looked at Marik and they walked closer to Misty. Holding the snakes out fully extended arms and making hissing noises.
Misty began running again and tripped over a bag of cedar…
-Mokuba-
"Aw, you're so cute, I'm going to buy you and name you cinnamon because you look so cute!" Mokuba giggled, picking the puppy up and hugging it as it barked.
-Joey and Seto-
"NO! It's your fault that they took the damn parrot away, if you would have never started this fight and said all those words we could have been communicating with it!"
"Go communicate with a dog, they're in your nature Mutt!"
Joey growled and lunged at Seto, grasping his neck and shaking him hard, "I AM NOT A MUTT! I DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH DOGS! YOU STUPID SEAHORSE!"
Seot growled back, "I AM NOT A SEAHORSE MUTT! SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!"
Joey twitched, "GO SWIM WITH THE FISH!"
-Ash-
Hands at her cheeks, Ash waved them as if she had fins on her face. She swirved in and out of her little circles and made little blooping noises as she noticed the fish.
She stopped only moments later and poked the tank, "Aw, how cute, little fishies! I want to hug you, and squeeze you… and call you George." She jumped up and down.
"I'M A DOLPHIN!"
-Yami and Yugi-
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PUH-lease?"
"NUH-oh"
"Pretty please with me on top?"
Yami thought for a moment and then shook his head, "No. Try again."
Yugi rubbed his chin and looked around the store, tapping his foot on the tiled floor when his mind struck gold. Yugi shifted his facial expression and looked at Yami, who gawked until he realized what Yugi was doing.
The puppy face.
Bottom lip stuck out, eyes sparkling with fake tears… and a little whimper here and there… Yami twitched and tried to avoid the cuteness, but closing his eyes made it worse.
"I don't want to look at you."
"Yami…. Please? Just one? I promise to keep it away from you."
He opened his eyes and looked at Yugi's puppy face…
-Roman and Alex-
Torturing a lizard.
-Malik and Ryou-
"Look Malik! The baby bunny is moving with it's mother! AW!"
Malik smiled and hugged Ryou tightly, "It's as cute as you are."
Ryou blushed and reached to pet the baby rabbit, and then the mother…
--After the pet store--
"WAL-MART!" Everyone screamed, running into the Supermarket and knocking more than half of the people down ncoming through the door.
Nixx grabbed Mokuba, Joey grabbed Seto… Yami to Yugi, Malik and Ryou, Bakura and Marik to the electronics, Ash and Misty with Roman and Alex to the baby clothes (they were a little occupied plotting….)
-Nixx and Mokuba-
"PINK-A-PALOOZA!" Nixx screamed, running to the stuffed animals and diving into the metal cart holding them, grabbing the first ten pink plushies he found.
Mokuba giggled and walked over to the cart, taking Nixx's hand and looking him in the eyes.
Nixx blushed and showed Mokuba the teddy plushie, "Yay."
Mokuba pecked Nixx on the cheek.
Nixx squealed.
-Joey and Seto-
"Look, puppy, a nice dog collar for you to wear in bed."
Joey blushed and whapped Seto's arm, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"What color do you want?"
"I don't want one."
"Blue or clear red."
"Bl- HEY, DON'T TRICK ME LIKE THAT!"
Seto placed the blue collar into the small cart and walked over to the flea bath stuff, "We're going to need this for when I give you a bath."
Joey glared, "RICH-BOY!"
"So… where is the dog food and the toys?"
A worker walked up, "The next aisle."
Seto smiled and grabbed Joey's hand, pulling him into the next aisle, "Let's get you some kibbles."
-Yami and Yugi-
"THE RIBBON SECTION! THE RIBBON SECTION!" Yugi demanded, dragging his darker half to the sewing section, "Come on! I want to see which ribbons match your skin more!"
-Malik and Ryou-
Off in some corner making out
(covers ears from screams of fangirls)
-Marik and Bakura-
Doing the same thing
-Misty, Ash, Roman and Alexandrian-
"Look at this one, Misty… it's got Eeyoure on it!"
Misty held up one as well, "I love Tigger! We're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy… FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN… A Tigger is a wonderful thing cause I'm the only one! Grrrowwwwllll."
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The end of that chapter, I really hoped you liked my return. Lots of love from Seto-chan/Sora-chan… and any other nickname.
