Waffle's Rock

"Splee!" said Waffle as he was watching a commercial on T.V. It was advertising a pet rock. It sounded amusing to Waffle so he wanted to buy one.

"Waffle!" said Mr. Blik. "What kind of junk are you watching now?"

"It's about a pet rock you can buy at the pet store," said Waffle. He stood up and attempted to run out the front door, only to smack into the wall.

"What are you doing, you dumbell?" asked Mr. Blik.

"Buying a rock," said Waffle. This time, when Waffle tried to run out the front door, he did not smack into the wall. He actually aimed for the front door and made it without a scratch. Then Gordon walked into the room.

"Where is Waffle?" he asked. "I saw him staring at the T.V. just a moment ago."

"He went to buy a pet rock," said Mr. Blik. All Gordon could do was stare.

"Well," said Gordon. "I don't usually say that Waffle is retarded because I try to be kind, but Waffle is retarded!" A few minutes later, the doorbell rang. Mr. Blik opened it and found Waffle standing at the door, with a rock, that is.

"Well, would you look at that, it's an ugly rockling," said Mr. Blik.

"That wasn't funny," said Waffle. "Wow, Mr. Blik's comedy stinks, huh Rocky? Just like you! Which is why you need a bath." Mr. Blik was angry.

"What kind of idiot would have a rock for a pet?" said Mr. Blik to himself. "That's so stupid and ignorrant!"

Meanwhile, Waffle was walking towards the bathroom. Gordon was taking a shower and did not notice Waffle in the bathroom. Waffle immediatly threw Gordon out and threw the rock in.

"Now just turn the handle off when you're done," said Waffle. "I'm going to bed."

"Waffle!" said a furious Gordon. "What was that for?"

"Cause," Waffle replied. About an hour later, all the cats were in bed, with the shower still running. Mr. Blik was very mad.

"An hour long shower is LONG ENOUGH, WAFFLE!" exclaimed Mr. Blik. He opened the door and water just flowed out onto Mr. Blik. And in two minutes the house exploded from overflowing water. Mr. Blik and Gordon walked over to Waffle and tapped their feet.

"But Rocky just wanted to take a shower," said Waffle. There was silence. "Fine, I'll rebuild the mansion.

Waffle started rebuilding the mansion. While doing it, he got angry at his rock for not helping. He cherry bombed the rock 500 miles away.

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