-Chapter 25-5 Golden Moments-
-Santana pov-
Today has been absolutely amazing! Like it beats any other good day we have ever had! Rachel has bet that we can not beat her in so many games. But we have been able to beat her so easily!
Like the first one of scrabble!
-Earlier in the morning-
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" We all laugh as Rachel pouts and glares at us "That is not a word!"
"My dear it is" Brittany pulls out the dictionary and then finds it "Right here love!"
"But I am the scrabble Queen!" She groans and we all laugh again. Even Beth is laughing along with Rebecca "This is crazy! Sthenia should not count! Subs obey me!"
"Ah ah!" I smirk and grab her hand "You said today is a off day"
"I know I was just hoping it would work" Rachel sighs and walks over to the karaoke machine "You all will lost the next ones!"
-Rachel singing-
Sugar, sugar, oh
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby
He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are all alone
They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He says I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
Just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
Just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
Just come on and tell me so
We all cheer as she shakes her head. It was only better when it got topped a hour later.
-10 a.m.-
"You have to be cheating!" Rachel shows her cards and Sugar turns hers "That was a loaded deck!"
"Babe we have done nothing" Rachel frowns and Brittany pulls her close "It is alright! You just have to drink five vegan hot chocolates nonstop!"
"If I ruin my voice I will kill you all!" Rachel groans and walks over to the freshly poured drinks "This was funny when you all were going to have to do it"
We all chant chug while she starts drinking. She makes it through them and looks milk drink. Having Christmas as a family is a fun thing. It has definitely livened up my world.
But the next punishment was just as good.
-A few minutes ago-
"Do not even say it" Rachel sighs as she stands up "How are you beating me at all of my games?!"
"Cause we are just that good" I kick sugar as she is about to speak "Now go on and do it! I want to see Rachel Berry rap! Does someone have a camera?"
-Rachel rapping-
Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice, ice, baby
Ice, ice, baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit the bullseye, the kid don't play
And if there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Now that the party is jumpin'
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin'
Cookin' MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin' 'em if you're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With the ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, wavin' just to say hi
"Did you stop?" No, I just drove by
Kept on, pursuin' to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm headin' to the next stop
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to
A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous, 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're full of eight ball
Gunshots raged out like a bell
I grabbed my 9, all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean?
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Ice, ice, baby
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step
With this. Shay plays on the fade
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
So fast, other DJs say, "Damn!"
If rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Ice ice, baby
Vanilla Ice
Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold)
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold)
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold)
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold, too cold)
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold, too cold)
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold, too cold)
Ice
"I call for a replay!" Rachel comes back over "first loser has to reveal an embarrassing secret!"
We all agree and begin uno. I stack the deck while she is distracted. We have had to do this all day. The only legit win we have is scrabble. Mary's brain is a weird place.
It takes a few rounds but we get to the first unos. It is Holly and Rachel. I look at Holly and nod. We get her the wild card as she sneezes.
Rachel is distracted and Holly plays the card. Rachel looks so confused on what happened. I chuckle and she stands up slowly. This should be a good one.
"My embarras~"
"We cheated!" We all look at sugar who groans "We cheated! We only won scrabble!"
"Yo-you cheated and lied to me?" We all nod and Rachel steps away "Of course...I am going to go upstairs"
"Rach come on" She ignores Shelby and runs off "I told you we should have stopped!"
"Oh cause you are all high and mighty?" She raises a eyebrow at me "You have supported this the whole time!"
"Actually we did say to stop" Shelby points at Terri and I roll my eyes "Hey do not roll your eyes at me!"
"What you going to do?" Shut your mouth Santana "Steal me?"
"Low blow!" I sigh and nod as Terri scoffs "Apologize Santana!"
"Not if she does not mean it" I sigh and look her in the eyes "Do you?"
"I apologize" I stand up with a frown "I have been scared I am becoming too soft"
"I have been scared I have been doing the same" Quinn sighs "We should apologize to Rachel"
"Except I know!" We both jump and turn toward a smirking Rachel "Sugar text me at the start and I messaged the others"
"Cheap love" I smirk and give an approving nod "I have rubbed off so good"
"No cumming until New Years" My eyes go wide and she looks at Quinn too "Both of you! Now who wants a movie marathon?"
"Told you to stop" Shelby pats my cheek and then Quinn's "Have fun nuns"
I glare at Quinn and she groans. We thought we had the golden moments of Rachel losing. I follow Quinn in and we cuddle with the others. Not cumming is not as bad as no cuddles.
Fuck it! I have become soft and I love it! This hallmark movie will probably make me cry. I lean into Rachel and give her a quick kiss.
No cumming will be fine, Christmas will be great all the same. Because I finally have a big family to celebrate it with.
