Chapter 3: The Zombie Trainer- you!

Step 1: The zombie mind may be infected, but it is still intact. Find out how to train your zombie by wearing a bio suit or other protective material that the zombie cannot bite into

Step 2: Zombies may need a bit of abuse to train properly, such as a lion, for example. Do not let the zombie get a good hold on you, and make sure you come prepared

Step 3: Possibly the best way to teach your zombie who's boss is to get a mallet or metal sledgehammer, and hit it in the head a few times

Step 4: You may want to give the zombie 'treats' to help train it, such as a severed ear or toes (disgusting, but effective)

Step 5: If the zombie begins to slow down the attacks as you enter its cage/room, the training is beginning to work, but you still have a long way to go

Step 6: Never abuse the zombie too much, or it may start attacking you again

Step 7: If you do not keep it properly fed, even if fully trained, the zombie will eventually die. Keep it living with fresh sacks of flesh, or let it bite the decayed skin off other zombies

Step 8: Always make sure your zombie is happy, by letting it 'off the chain' for awhile, but keep it under control by keeping it away from large amounts of other humans

That's it for training your zombie. Next chapter: Controlling your Zombie