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Chapter 4: Controlling your Zombie

Step 1: Never let your zombie get too close to large groups of humans. The smell of flesh will affect the zombie, and eventually cause him to attack.

Step 2: Attempt to teach the zombie to communicate with you with low growls and fake moans

Step 3: Teach the zombie that attacking other zombies is a good thing by giving him treats after he attacks a 'practice zombie'

Step 4: For more advanced teachings, you may need a giant foam finger. When facing the zombie, point in different directions, and the zombie may follow the direction the foam finger is pointing

Step 5: In battle, point the foam finger in the direction of a nearby zombie, and your zombie will attack the opposing zombie. The foam finger may be weird, but possibly necessary

Step 6: If the zombie begins to seem smarter, it will be easier to teach the zombie new stuff, such as leaping onto the enemy zombie. To do this, thrust your hand into the air and allow the foam finger to slide off your hand, and onto the ground

Step 7: If the zombie seems to get a bit rowdy, it is trying to break away from your control. Regain control over your zombie by A: feeding it flesh or with a treat, or B: hit it in the head with a mallet

That's pretty much it for this chapter. Next chapter: The Final Chapter: BATTLE!