Well, I've finally gotten 10 reviews, and as a good writer, will respond to them all

marcus-reloaded: Yeah pretty much.

MomochiNaruto: Weather or not the frontal lobe was rumored to have 'melted', the zombie can still be trained.

1965 Mustang: Wow, now there's a compliment if I've ever seen one. Sorry about any grammar mistakes, and I don't think you'd want to bathe a rotten corpse. And I'm not referring to any missing body parts, I'm talking about… uh.. Look, I am trying to keep this a K+ rating, so do not ask!

SuperSanne: Thanks.

E.V.A.Graebel: Well how else are you going to teach the brute a lesson?

Dragonfly2003: Hey, that giant foam finger will be more useful than you think.

Sayiea: Yeah, it could be pretty useful, provided you're not a zombie before you can put it to work.

Kuroneko Ketsueki: Just be sure to use the guide, should the time come.

Hazel Eyes Jade: Thanks for the compliment.

Penguinfragger: Nice name. Where'd you get it?

Emerald Princess3: yeah, I'd say so too.

And that's it for the reviews. Now here's what you've all been waiting for. Sorry for the delay though, I've been busy

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Step 1: go towards the center of an infested city, and wait for a zombie attack, while having your trained zombie stand guard. Note: You MUST have a pistol, shotgun, or other gun with you at ALL times.

Step 2: If you see an enemy zombie ready to attack, do not send your zombie to attack the enemy zombie, as this will leave you extremely vulnerable to a surprise attack.

Step 3: If you get surrounded by a horde of zombies, you will have an advantage over them. They will only aim for you, and not your zombie. Use this to your advantage by shooting at the zombies while your zombie defends you from zombies coming up behind you.

Step 4: Your zombie has the same athletic skills as any other zombie. Possibly more, because zombies can be known to 'evolve' and learn like a human.

Step 5: Do not try to snipe away at the zombies, as they can smell your flesh. If they sense you while your trying to snipe the zombies, they WILL kill you, seeing as you can't shoot at something 2 feet away with a sniper gun.

Step 6: If your gun runs out of ammo, use your gun as a physical weapon and start batting the zombie's heads when they get close.

Step 7: If you can find a better weapon then an ammo-less gun, use that weapon instead. Example: Stop sign.

Step 8: If possible, look for any surviving humans. If you find any, get them away from the city with the human. Make sure he/she is NOT infected.

Step 9: If the human faints, you must be ready to kill him immediately, should he attack you when he gets back up. If the human attacks you, he has just become a member of the undead.

Step 10: And the final step, Never allow a zombie to bite you. Any and every bite is a death sentence. Even if its only a little nibble into your pinky toe, you WILL be infected, and WILL become a zombie.