I changed a bit in this story. It's still aimed at fanfiction stereotypes, though. Actually, I can barely stay on that topic anyways. I just added some paragraphs at the beginning and the end about the classroom.

What has changed:

Title

Summary

Part of the focus

Beginning

Ending

Italics are for thoughts and explaining hns.

Sticks are for Jiraiya so he knows which way to go.

Anything you may not understand is explained at the bottom.

That's all for now.

Disclaimer: I can not own anything related to Naruto like Rock Lee. Gaara OWNED Rock Lee in the Chuunin exams though.


-----------------Inside Classroom 14A

All the aspiring ninjas quickly took their seats inside the classroom. Iruka was out today, supposedly because a kid named Naruto immobilized him temporarily with one of his pranks. They were all wondering who their substitute would be.

Creak

Troublesome, so many kids.

"Good morning class, my name is Nara Shikamaru and I will be your substitute for today."

A little boy stood up. He had green goggles over his forehead and an abnormally long blue scarf around his neck.

"Yes, Konohamaru?" Shikamaru drawled.

"What do you mean for today? Does that mean we will have two or three more teachers?"

"Well, it's more like fourteen more teachers besides me, and sometimes two teachers will come in at one time."

Moegi blushed. "Will one of our teachers be Uchiha Sasuke?"

"Hopefully not." Shikamaru mumbled. Shikamaru knew that he barely ever said a word, and didn't have ANY patience whatsoever.


What a beautiful day in Konoha! The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Asuma was contributing his daily amount of second-hand smoke to the village. Everyone was content with the day. Even emo Sasuke Uchiha was compelled to go outside for a stroll.

Now we all are informed that Sasuke barely ever says a word. Most of the time, all you will get out of him is a simple "hn", if even that. So how does anyone ever understand him? Who could possibly figure out what he is saying, or rather what he means from his "hn"s. Well, let's just follow him around and find out for ourselves, shall we?


--------------Ichiraku Ramen Stand

Sasuke decided upon visiting Naruto today. After all, he was always good for a laugh or two, and he needed some amusement. "That idiot is probably stuffing his face with ramen right now." Sasuke thought. And obviously, the most likely place to find Naruto would be Ichiraku ramen stand.

"Oi, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto hollered, while spewing out the ramen that he hasn't yet swallowed. Aw, he even has some newly-formed ramen stains on his jumpsuit. How pleasant.

"And I am completely correct."

"Hn" Hasn't anyone ever taught you manners?

"What are these manners you speak of?" Asked a dumbfounded Naruto.

"Hn" Usuratonkachi

"Hey, that wasn't nice Sasuke-teme!"

"Hn" Dobe

"Huh?"

"Hn" D-O-B-E

"What about soap?"

Sasuke mentally slapped himself.

"Hn" D-O-B-E spells dobe, baka

"Well R-A-Q-E-N spells ramen Sasuke, but what does it have to do with soap?"

Oh look, Sasuke has taken out a mallet.

"Usuratonkachi"

Naruto gasped. "Sasuke actually said WORDS!"

"Yes Naruto, I can speak. Now could you stop twitching on the floor?" Sasuke grumbled.

Naruto grinned. "Sorry, always thought you had laryngitis, is all."

"I think you've skipped too many academy classes, dobe." Sasuke scoffed.

"But I've always went to the academy on Mondays." Naruto stated.

------------------Naruto's POV

"OH MY RAMEN! I've just killed Sasuke! But just in case, I better make sure..."

"Oi Sasuke, are you dead?"

Silence

"Oi"

poke

"teme"

poke

"are"

poke

"you"

poke

"de-"

SMASH

"TEME! THAT WAS MY FOOT!"


---------- Yamanaka Flower Shop

After meeting with Naruto, Sasuke decided it was best to leave. You would too if you saw the strange red chakra tails spurting out from Naruto's ass. In addition to running away, he also decided to covert back to his usual "hns". Continuing his stroll around Konoha, he passed by the Yamanaka Flower Shop. Lucky Sakura and Ino, they got to see him pass by. Did I mention that they were having an intellectually stimulating conversation?

— Inside the shop

"Did you see Sasuke yesterday, Forehead-Girl?"

"Yes, didn't he look kawaii, Ino-PIG?"

"You're just jealous at the fact that Sasuke loves me!" Ino screeched.

"How could I be jealous of someone like you, PIG!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

They both soon went into fits of laughter after that statement. (A/N: Sakura and Ino start becoming more gregarious toward each other after the chuunin exams right?)

"Hey Sakura, isn't that Sasuke?"

"..."

"OH, SASUKE-KUN!" Ino and Sakura giggled.

"Hn" Ino, Sakura, stop it. You're both being infuriating bimbos Sasuke hissed in hn form.

Now there comes a time in every shinobi's life when they must feel the wrath of a furious kinoichi. Now Sasuke didn't really mean that. He does think that they are annoying, but he would never say things like that to any of his comrades if it wasn't true. It's just that he didn't get his daily serving of tomatoes yet. (They kept him sane.) Now back to the story.

Ino exploded at that statement. "WHAT DID YOU SAY MAGGOT?"

Sakura was equally infuriated by that statement. "DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!"

By now, Sasuke was already cowering in fear. "YES SIRS- I MEAN MADAMS!"

"GOOD! NOW GIVE US 5,000 PUSH UPS! IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN JUMP ROPE 8,000 TIMES!" Ino and Sakura cackled.

Wasn't it nice having friends who knew what all your hns meant?


------ Five hours later

Ino and Sakura were done having their fun. In addition to his workout, Sakura gave him a Tsunade-strength farewell punch after he was finished with their demands. At least he landed on a nice soft grassy hill with a perfect view of the stars.

"Look, there's Sasuke." stated a rather familiar, potato chip eating Akimichi.

"So troublesome, another person... What happened to you Sasuke?" asked our favorite lazy-as-hell guy.

"Hn" grumbled Sasuke.

Shikamaru was a smart guy, he could tell Sasuke was in a lot of distress.

"Well since you're here, you might as well star-gaze with me and Chouji. It's quite relaxing."

Chouji grunted, showing approval of Shikamaru's suggestion.

"Hn..."

Now it was nice having friends that know exactly what you mean whenever you say something, but it was nicer to be with acquaintances or friends who just knew what you needed after an exasperating day.

------- 2 hours later

"SHIKAMARU! GET YOUR BUTT IN THIS HOUSE BEFORE I GROUND YOU!"

"Yes mother."

So troublesome.


Back at the Classroom

"Sensei?" Udon asked.

"Yes?" Shikamaru answered.

"You've been staring out that window for 6 minutes."

"Gomen, let's start class. Let's see, Iruka said it was jutsu show-and-tell day. Konohamaru, you can go first." Shikamaru motioned for Konohamaru to start.

Konohamaru went to the front of the class and got into position.

"Sexy no Jutsu!"

Poof

"BAKA!"


Author's Note

As you see, the beginning and the ending has changed. This story does not take place in any particular time in the story. I'm just exploiting characters. Any other questions, just ask. Any complaints? Just give me some constructive criticism, I'll take it. If you have flames, then just write it on a $100 bill and I'll tell you where you can drop it off. :)

Please review to tell me what I should fix or do better.