Stereotype Number 2: Sakura has a VERY explosive Inner-self.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inner Sakura. Actually, I don't own crap. Dammit...
Classroom 14A
"Good morning Sakura-sensei, Sasuke-sensei."
"Ohayo class!" Sakura chimed.
"Where's the dobe?" Sasuke questioned.
"Uggh, stuffing his face with ramen again probably." Sakura groaned.
"We can't start the class without him. He has the lesson plan."
Konohamaru spoke. "Sensei, when will class start?"
Sakura thought up a plan.
"Well how about I tell you a story? It's about my inner self coming out."
Sasuke groaned. "I don't wanna relive it."
"WELL TOO BAD!"
"Oh my god, Sasuke-kun! Don't you just love my hair? It's soo soft, much better than Ino-pig's hair! Oh, did you see the herbal essences commercial with Jadyn Maria? Her hair was so completely fabulous that just I HAD to switch shampoos and conditioners! Oh, I also went to the salon to get some highlights! Some strands of my hair are exactly half a shade lighter than the rest, but you can only see them if you squint your eyes in a VERY bright room. And you know ----"
Sigh
Sakura was babbling on about her hair, for the FOURTH time today.
"Don't you just LOVE my cuticles? I also got my nails done while I was at the salon! Guess what color they are!" Sakura stated while flipping her outrageously pink hair back. She extended her hand, showing her "lovely" pink cherry-blossom fingernails to the one and only Sasuke Uchiha.
Yes, Sakura was acting like a complete idiot, even though her intelligence is considered to be above average. But, what force is strong enough to make us act so psychotic? Oh right, it's testosterone...
"I also bought some new shoes! The color is an adorable mix of lilac... AND LIGHT PINK! I just ----"
Sasuke considering his options. Sasuke could just insult her and hope that she goes away. But after his last experience at the Yamanaka Flower Shop, he wasn't gonna take his chances.
---------------- Flashback
"Hn" Ino, Sakura, stop it. You're both being infuriating bimbos Sasuke hissed in hn form.
Ino exploded at that statement. "WHAT DID YOU SAY MAGGOT?"
Sakura was equally infuriated by that statement. "DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!"
By now, Sasuke was already cowering in fear. "YES SIRS- I MEAN MADAMS!"
"GOOD! NOW GIVE US 5,000 PUSH UPS! IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN JUMP ROPE 8,000 TIMES!" Ino and Sakura cackled.
---------------- End Flashback
He needed to do something to get away from this nutcase, though. He couldn't just wait until she was finished with her ramble, it could take days! Sasuke was drowning in the pool of pink. He felt so irritated, and he would probably die early from all this stress. Happy 43rd birthday Sasuke.
"---- and isn't my skin so soft? You know wash it with milk every day!"
Okay, a Tsunade-strength punch didn't seem so bad right now. Last time he landed on a grassy hill with Shikamaru and Chouji. Why not test his luck?
"Sakura?" Sasuke mumbled.
Sakura giggled. "Yes, Sasuke-kun?" she chimed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!"
--------------Inside Sakura's Mind
CHA! HOW DARE HE CURSE AT US! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF HIM LAST TIME!
"NO! Don't you dare hurt my Sasuke-kun!"
THAT'S IT! I'M COMING OUT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND THIS SASUKE!
"No! Don't!
I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK EVER AGAIN.
"Sakura?" Sasuke stepped away from the two nearly identical kinoichi. One had the words "Inner Sakura" on her forehead.
"Yes, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura answered sweetly, smiling as if nothing was wrong.
"Yes, Sasuke-TEME?" Screeched Inner Sakura.
Sasuke gulped. One Sakura was enough. But TWO!
"Who is that?" Sasuke questioned.
"CHA! I AM INNER SAKURA! But you can call me Shannaro!" Man, does she have mood swings.
"But Shannaro isn't a-" Sasuke got cut off.
"JUST CALL ME SHANNARO! CHA!"
"La cucoraCHA! La cucoraCHA! La, la-la-la-la-la-la!"
"You're late dobe." Sasuke said. Thank you, dobe!
Naruto grinned. "Sorry, I was eating the new silkworm flavored ramen. It tasted a lot like peanut butter..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Naruto started to observe his surroundings. Something seemed weird to him, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Wait, he's got it!
"Sasuke did you spike my ramen again? There's two Sakura's in front of me!"
"No, I was planning to do that tomorrow." Sasuke pulled out his bottle of beer.
"Oi teme, where did that Sakura with the letters on her head go?" Naruto asked.
"Oh, crap." Sakura ran off.
With Shannaro
Finally, I got rid of those three.
Just then, Shannaro felt a nudge on her foot.
"CHA! GET OFF OF ME YOU MUTT!" Shannaro yelled.
"SAKURA! What are you saying to Akamaru!" Kiba grunted.
"You're mutt was bothering me, and I'm not Sakura! My name is Shannaro! CHA!" Shannaro complained.
"Don't call him that SAKURA!" Kiba growled.
"I'll do anything I want!" Shannaro kicked Kiba in the shin and ran away, laughing maniacally.
"MUHAHAHAHA!"
Lucky he didn't follow me. Shannaro thought.
"Hi Sakura!" Chouji chirped while consuming his potato chips.
"MY NAME'S SHANNARO, FATTY!" Shannaro declared.
"Say that again..." Chouji dared her.
"Fa-at-ty." Shannaro hissed.
"ARRGGH!"
"Uhh, time to run! See ya ! Bye!" Shannaro said as she ran.
Shannaro was panting by now. Who knew she could get into so much trouble?
Shannaro chuckled lightly to herself. She started to remember all the good times she shared with Sakura. Sakura was annoying at times, but she was a fun host. Shannaro was starting to regret her decision. She hated fighting with Sakura. She hated walking. She hated being out of Sakura's body. And she HATED the annoying mosquito trying to suck her blood.
"ARRGGHH!"
SWAT
"Sakura..." Shino lifted his arms, readying for battle.
"I'M SHA- Never mind, I'll just run for my life now."
"..."
With Sakura
"Oi Kiba, Chouji, Shino! Have you've seen well... me?"
"We sure have Sakura..." Chouji stated quite menacingly.
"Uhh, g-guys?" Sakura stuttered.
"Gatsuuga!"
"Baika no Jutsu!"
"..."
Sakura was covered in bruises. At least Shino had the decency not to use any jutsu against her.
"Sakura?"
"Shannaro? I'm sorry!"
"No! It's my fault!"
"Sakura!"
"Shannaro!"
"Sakura!"
"Shannaro!"
They hugged in front of a sunset, with a wave crashing on to a beach.
"Hn" Get a room. Sasuke hned.
SMACK
Sakura was holding a very large stick, clad in her toothy smile.
Shannaro wept. "I'm so proud of you!"
"Are you coming back?" Sakura asked hopefully.
"Of course!" Shannaro declared.
------------Back in the Classroom
"Then Shannaro and I lived happily ever after!"
"Did you have to say the curse?" Sasuke mumbeled.
"Uhh----" Suddenly, the door opened.
"Dobe?"
"Oi Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme! Sorry I'm late!"
Naruto was in the Indian Sitting Position, dragging himself along the floor with his hands.
"Dobe, what are you doing?"
"Naruto, get off the floor it's filthy."
Naruto grinned. "I know! I promised to help him clean the floors!"
"With your ass?" Sasuke asked.
"Yah, he didn't trust me with the mop."
"..."
After a long silence, Sasuke finally spoke.
"Naruto, you have the lesson plan?"
"Yep, straight from Iruka himself!"
Sasuke read the note.
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Lesson Plan: Teach students a new jutsu
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"Okay class, since the dobe has finally arrived, we will be teaching you a new taijutsu move. It is Konoha's most sacred technique. Naruto here will help me demonstrate."
I know, the quality of this story is pretty bad. I'm thinking of stopping it short.
I know that Inner Sakura is called Inner Sakura. I think the way I wrote it made it easier to distinguish from the two.
Anyone here have eaten silkworms? I was at this place in Beijing filled with food. Bug food. I think it was a bug festival. My relatives (Children) and I tried the scorpions. Only my sister was brave enough to swallow the entire bug. The others and I just ate the tails. I SWEAR they were prancing around in my stomach. We tried silkworms too.. Unwillingly. My dad said he was going to give us ants, and he came back with silkworms. BIG DIFFERENCE! Me and my sister didn't want to waste money, so we ate them. I stopped after my first one. They tasted like peanut butter...
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