Chapter 2. This time my friend Apple was there to help us. It isnt as weird as the first part, I promise.
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Applesooo...twiddles thumbs kicks alexs gnome on her lawn RUUUN!
Alex: hey! dont kick my lawn gn...wait! since when do i have lawn gnomes?
Apple: You mean..those short elf things are really? gasp
Alex: omg! RUN! attack of the gnomes! christina! get the hippo!
Apple:i dont know.. they were there when i got there...kicks another gnome with a evil face That one looked liked it was gunna eat me.
Alex: Ahhhh!
Apple: Yay! Wait... i think i know who did it. points to camera crew Camera crew: DONT LOOK AT THE CAMERA! FOCUS ON THE SCRIPT!
Alex: What script? Since when is this a movie? GET OUT OF MY LAWN!
Apple: o0..Isnt that the guy who directs supernatural.
Alex: What would he be doing here? Oo
Apple: oo i dont know... Crew: Ok next scean. Me:...huh?
Alex: omg! maybe we are on some kind of reality show? ahhh! i havent done my makeup yet! uh...where'd christina go?
Apple:
OMG! runs in and does makeup, and changes outfit
Wait.. I never
signed anything to be on a reality show.
Alex: me either. STALKERS!
Apple: Uh, Idk. hello?echo
Alex: jared pulls out gun GET OFF MY PROPERTY NOW! me: jared get them off now!
jared: im warning you!
Christina:
jumps back in
throws hippo
Apple: Ahhh! You stupid stalker. get water hose and acts likes its a gun haha! Bye byewhoooaa! Where'd the hippo come from!stalkers!
Alex: points up the sky Oo
Apple:
Me: ooo! You made jared mad. You in trouble. Jensen: helps
jared"
Me: Oo! you made Jensen mad too. Mann, Yall in
trooubllle. BIG trouble.
Christina: yeah...HUGE trouble
Apple: looks up Do you hear that music? oh no!
Christina: oh no..not the music barney theme plays OO my ears!
Alex: music? what? hears jaws theme OMG!
Apple: Wait? its a barny jaws mix. oO
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHH! Barney! RUN!
Apple:music still plays DUN DUN DUUUUNNnNNNN!
WTH! AHHH!
bannanas starts falling from the sky
Christina: DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Alex: barney pops out of nowhere OMG! He's gonna kill us all with that song!
jared starts firing gun its not working!
Christina: grabs pair of earmuffs covers ears
Alex: does the same COme on!
jared: what? i puill him and u with me behind a shed me: get the hiipos! they will save us!
Christina:
hmmm behind a shed lifts one eyebrow stops day dreaming ok...that
was ehh weird
goes behind shed
Alex: christina! cant u and jensen get your minds out of the gutter for more than a minute? w/e.
hipppos fall from sky, one lands on barney yay!
Christina: score one! yes!
Alex: Barney's Dead. YAY! camera crew is gone. i think they like apple. they only show up when she's here. pulls jared close kisses him mmmmmm
Christina: does same with jensen
Alex: jared...lets go back to my place...we can swim ;)
Christina: scratched head in confusing Im gonna take a walk...
Alex? why? be careful. is jensy going with u? lol
Christina: yeah..he is but were jsut walking
Alex: okies. have fun goes with jared to pool omg! ghost jared pulls out slat gun and kills it my hero :)
