So this chapter doesn't have Christina in it, because she wasn't here when we were doing this, and it's just full of randomness and there is really no plot…it makes no sense, but feel free to get a laugh out of it. Honestly, not one of the better parts of this ongoing story, but its funny. It will leave you confused and stunned…maybe…
Chapter 3:
Apple: who
we lose? looks under tables, and closets looking
Alex? I told
you to keep Jared on the leash, goshh..
Alex: lmao! apple... jared doesnt need a leash...he has a shock collar
Apple:
ohh. then were the remote for it?
You didn't loose that too..
Leah: that's inhumane alex... if you have that one him, then i'm stealing him and lettin him live in a shockcollar-free enviroment... i'll have razor wire and electric fence instead...
Alex: LMAO! leah! -dies laughing- i like being inhumane...plus, jared is free to go where he pleases, just as long as i am wiht him.
Apple:
oo -trys to touch eletric fence-umm..jensen you go first.
lol i
really did touch a eletric fence once, it hurt like &$!
Leah: i touched one a few times, but i was wairing rubber boots, so it didn't hurt at all
Alex: why would you do that apple? Same question leah…
Apple: So ar eyou saying that everytime you puch this button someone gets shocked?-grins-
Alex: no apple! dont push the big red button in the middle of the screen...
Leah: -steals shocker button-thingy- muahahahaha! losers! -runs away-
Alex:
-chases leah around until she falls and lands on the big red
button-
uh-oh! apple...RUN!
Leah: -stands up and watches as people get shocked- muahahahaha my plan is working... wait, wasn't jared wairing that collar... runs to sacve jared
Apple: NO! MY BUTTON! -steels button back- So who does it shock? -push's button- Ahhh-starts running..somewhere-
Leah: -finds jared laying motionless on the ground- you poor poor soul -takes of the collar, and starts petting his head-
Alex: Jensen had one too!
Apple: NOO JENSEN, YOU STUPID HOT IDIOT-runs toward jensen-
Leah: poor Jensen
Apple: -stares at color- huh...do you think it comes in a smaller size, and in pink?
Leah: two collars and i still have the cattle prod! blue is better than pink!
Alex: well...i have a hippo:D i like black OOO! and with sparklies on it!
Apple: REALLY! SWEET!
Leah: my cattle prod, not yours! puts cattle prob in closet space
Alex: well, i have a...BANANA! mwahahaha!
Apple: -stares at cattle prod- Should i be afraid?
Alex: wait! not just A banana, but a whole closet full! lmao!
Leah: i have a blue and purple water buffalo named Walter!
Alex: apple...no touchy the prod!
Apple: Mann, i have no closet space. my closet, is like...a bomb went off on there...i mean, whoa...its horrible, i have to clean it out next week. lol BANANANA! WHERE! -looks up in the sky-
Leah: -stares at jensen- just cause theres bananas around, you can't throw the peels at ppl just so they'll slip on them, ok?
Apple: -stares at jensen- It was you! I have bruses on my butt. Oy, The people i hang with.
Leah: it's jensen... he suddenly liked getting ppl to slip of banana peels... long story
Apple: Ya.. i know the story.. I was there.
Leah: sticks out tongue omg fave new word! Corporeal!
Alex: jensen throwing my bananas! AHHHHHHHHH! brings out banana cannon
Leah: zaps everone with cattle prod and watches as they sizzle now children, lets act our ages
Alex: gets shocked with prod turns on banana cannon and fires peels at Leah take that!
Apple: Wth? did you hit me with another banana! -throws banana at yall-
Alex: our ages? but whyyyy?
Leah: fine, we can all act like 3 year olds... that;s way more fun!
Apple: Yay! -starts trowing crayons-No...I'll get the MARKERS!
Alex: not markers!- runs and hides behind cannon-
Apple: -throws markers, only to get hit with a banana-
