Me: Hello! I'm now cute.red.Bunny-chan! I used to be sasunaur'.3way.lover. And no I didn't spell it wrong, but someone already had sasunaru.3way.lover so I had to change It! LOL!
Sare: she's right its not her fault……..
Sarie: yepyepyep!
Me: well on to you're crackie-I mean smutty-story………..
All: BHWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: do not own naruto in any way, shape, or form well,…….except for all of my story Ideas……
Warnings: suggestive possible lemon depending on your minds, ooc, and obviously crack.
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/ How did this happen/ Gaara asked himself.
"Somebody get me out of here!" Naruto yelled at the locked door, "God dant Gaara !This is all of your fault!" Gaara raised an invisible eyebrow, " How is this my fault?"
" Well, if I remember correctly, which I do, it was you who wanted me to-"
"Don't even say it!" Gaara yelled uncharacteristically, "Not even the authoress can know!"
(Me: Hey you eyebrow less, teddy bear loving sun ova! I already know sticks out her tongue BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"No you don't, you yaoi loving slt!"
(Oh yeah I do, who do you think put you here huh?)
"So it's you're fault we're trapped in here!" Gaara yelled.
(mufufufufufufufuf…………….)
"Anyways…….."the blond sighed," back to why we're in here."
"Gaara? Do you still wanna do this?" he asked hesitantly.
"Well, I asked you to and I'd prefer not to do it by myself or in the closet, but I can't wait any longer."
" Yeah. Since we're in here , we might as well…….."the blond replied.
" You have to open it and put it on me yourself," Gaara smirked.
Snap. Clonk. Clink.
As the door unlocked, the two boys pushed it open to fin all of rookie 9 and Gai's team passed out on the floor with massive nose bleeds……
/ who knew that our friends were all closet yaoi fans/ Gaara mused quietly.
"JEEZ," Naruto yelled, " All I did was draw on some eyebrows for you Gaara!"
" I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAYA NHYTHING ABOUT IT EVER!"
end
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Me: so. What did you think?
Sare and Sarie: ………
Me: Dam you both to he! other loud muttering curses
Naruto: I don't get it……
Gaara: I'm happy without eyebrows you dumb broad!
Me: Hey! You Prick!
All except Bunny-chan: mufufufufufufufufuf……………
Me: not cool! please review and I'll write more……..maybe…
All except me: procrastinator…….
