I'm not a Robin x Raven fan (I prefer Robin x Starfire), but I got the inspiration to do this story after seeing the famous ear cutting scene from Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. That'll always stay in my head every time I hear the song, which is also the title of this story. I know I should've said this for my other two stories (The Teen Titans Code and A Nightmare on Endsville), but please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans and the song. Teens Titans belongs to DC Comics and Cartoon Network, and the song belongs to Universal Music and Steelers Wheel
Genre: Romance/Parody
Rating: T, for some sexual content.
Stuck In The Middle With You
Robin awoke, feeling the pain on his head. He had received a blow on the head while studying Slade in his room. He couldn't remember anything after that. What he saw surprised him. He was tied up on a chair, and standing in front of him was Raven. But instead of her normal robe, she was wearing nothing more than a purple strapless shirt (her belly button was showing), black boots, black gloves and purple shorts. Robin couldn't believe what he was seeing.
'Uh, Raven… what is all this?' asked Robin.
'You'll see soon enough,' said Raven.
She walked over to a nearby CD player, took out a CD and put it inside the player.
'Let's see what the seventies can offer today.' She closed the cover and pressed Play. She walked over to the other side to clean up when the music started playing. She smiled, then walked over to Robin, and when the beat started, she started dancing, as if she was persuading him in some way.
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling of something right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'd get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Her dancing continued for quite some time, while Robin was left confused.
Suddenly, she leaped onto Robin and took out a knife from one of her boots. She then cut off the ropes, dropped the knife, took Robin's head by her hands and kissed him. Robin, realizing the ropes were cut off for a reason, started running his hands through her hair, while Raven searched his body.
Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling of something right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'd get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Afterwards, she pulled back, happy.
'I love you, Robin.' 'I love you too, Raven.' As the song finished, she turned off the CD player and walked off. But Robin then saw Beast Boy and Cyborg, staring at what had just happened.
'Uh… you didn't see us here!' They quickly walked off.
But Robin was quite happy. He would have done the same to Raven if he wanted to… confess his love to her. As he walked off, he thought about how Starfire would react if she ever heard about it.
But, without realizing it, Starfire was watching from around a corner, her eyes burning with anger…
