( thanks to spg inc for this idea .. you know you've been playing dark cloud too long when )

you legally change your name to one of the main chars ( ie max .. monica .. toan ..etc. )

you start dreaming of what it would be like to be married to one of the chars

you find a red stone on the ground .. and get mad when it cant be used to traverse time

you realise one of your friends looks like one of the chars .. and start asking really stupid questions

when one of those questions is .. so max .. do you like monica

when the idiot accually responds to the question

when you suddenly realise your both roleplaying the game

... you finnally realised that was a chain gag

you just reread it didn't you

you just realised im off topic

yea .. uve been playin alittle too long there

when you begin to wonder if your long lost mother is from 100 years in the future

when you start building a gun out of a rubber band , a tree branch .. and some bubble gum ( my idea for the gum rifle )

when you realise you cant pull a sword out of nowhere and get mad

when you write a stupid series of random fanfictions about it

you just realised i made fun of myself

got you again didn't i

... oh my god .. you went and looked again ... lol wtf omg rotfl hms ( holding my sides )

when you start calling your rivals ... the dark genie .. or the dark element .. or emporor griffin

when your effeminate white haired pal comes out of the closet and you mutter .. always knew gaspard was gay ..

when you start wondering what lin and crest were doin in the lighthouse ... oh yea ..

when you charge at some random guy headon with a sword hoping when he falls to the ground dead .. instead of blood .. youll get some gilda and those blue orby things that give ya weapon level ups

you purposly shoot a clown for what he did to max ( yes .. wolf shot a clown with a paintball gun ... and did that )

wolf : i wanna add one .. you know you've been playing too long when you cream your jeans over monicas panther outfit .. ( have you ever wondered why mayor need even has that ... - singsong - wierdooooooooooo )

that's all folks

- bugs bunny runs in - .. remove that last part or ill sue for infringment on the warner brothers trademark

me : nope sorry bugs .. wolf bring me my markers

bugs : oh god ... the markerrrrrrrrs - cowers in fear -

me : why does everyone do that

porky pig : beh beh beh cause .. yeyeye ya suck at dededede doodlein

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