.Short Stories.
Reports
Reports suck. Mustang sucks. Life in general sucks. Especially the first two things though. Breaking auto-mail sucks badly. Mustang sucks. Missions are pretty suck-ish. Things that don't work properly suck a lot…and Mustang didn't work properly, so he sucked a lot. Riza's gun sucked. Man, did that woman know how to shoot! Right now, he was stood at Mustang's desk, frowning, and looking generally moody as the Coronal nattered on about all the bad things he'd done, as he did.
"Oh, Full Metal? I thought you always gave an oral report too, you know, the one where you spoke in that annoying voice of yours and complained?" Ed slammed his fists on the table, Riza flinched slightly, however, the other man in the room smirked.
"You want an oral? I'll give you an oral! I lost BOTH my arm and leg! Had to go ALL the way back to Winry's to get it fixed, being CARRIED the WHOLE time! It was boring, lots of fighting! It endangered Al! You know what! I don't see why you can't send someone else are you actually trying to get me killed, huh? Cause if you are, you're doing a damned good job at it!" Edward started failing his arms in his speech, giving it a bit more emphasis. Roy's smirk grew wider. "You know, you're so painfully annoying! It's like trying to talk to a brick wall or something! An annoying one at that, which can only give sarcastic comments!"
"Walls don't talk at all Edward." The boy didn't notice the use of his name.
"See! ANNOYING much? I think so! You know, it's just so – wait … what did you just call me?" The Flame Alchemist stood, walking round to face the smaller one.
"Edward," said Roy, as if he said it everyday. "Can I not call you Edward? Can I call you Ed?" The auto-mail user blushed and looked down, shifting his gaze to anywhere and everywhere except his superior's face.
"I…guess…it just shocked me," Roy took a step further, so that their bodies where almost against ever other. "N-Nani!" Roy grinned.
"Was that a, yes I can call you Edward, or a yes I can call you…" He bent down to purr in the blonde's ear. "Ed?" The said boy glowed brightly as his face throbbed and heated up.
"I…I don't mind…Cornel." Mustang reached up and brushed some bangs out of the boy's face.
"Please, it's Roy." He breathed huskily. He was rewarded with a large gulp.
"Y-Yes R-R…Roy." The man turned the golden eyed teen's face to his own.
"You know, I like the way that sounds," He bent down further and licked along the tanned jaw, owner of tanned jaw gasping in surprise. Roy's head shot upwards and Riza coughed. Ed didn't do anything, his whole body froze and his face turned 40 shades darker. "Riza? I'm kinda busy right now, do you mind?"
"Sir! You have lots of paperwork! If you don't mind, I am here to make sure you do it." Roy let out a deep sigh. Slumping slightly, he turned to Edward with a lustful glint in his eyes. The boy's expression was priceless. Pale lips skimmed rosy ones, and then a gloved finger tapped the red nose.
"We'll continue this later, at my place maybe?" Ed tried to nod, failing miserably. "Catch you later, dismissed." The stiff boy made his way out the room. Roy grinned, pleased with himself…until he barely missed a gun shot. "RIGHT! PAPERWORK!"
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Al looked curiously at his big brother. He was getting ready to go out, at this time of the night? Where would he possibly go?
"Right Al, I might be back late tonight, so don't bother waiting for me." Al blinked.
"Where are you going?" Edward blushed. "Are you ok? You're not in trouble are you? You better not be going to some girl's house!" Ed grinned at that one and stood, waving the questions off.
"No, I'm not going to a girl's house, you should know me better, well, I'm off." And, before anymore questions could be fired, he ran off.
However, when he got back at about five in the morning, limping and looking generally grumpy, the only thing Al could get out of the short boy was something about a 'Stupid bastard'.
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Kitty: he he hee, I liked that one! Even if it was short! Please review!
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FLAMES nothing … I like being sarcastic though –laughs-
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