Negima! The Magic class of 2-A!

My first Negima fiction! A great manga! But not a great anime…this one is an AU! Instead of a wizard coming to teach a class of normal students, a normal teacher is coming to teach a class of magic students! So now the roles have been reversed! No pairings decided…yet… So enjoy! And please review! Oh yeah also please read the following…

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters here. They are figments of imagination. Please don't sue me! Ken Akamatsu owns the characters. All I do is leech off his work. Also may have cameo appearances from other anime, games, and books. Also those characters do not belong to me…

All italics mean inner monologues.

Warning: May contain shoujo-ai! I don't know, I haven't decided yet…

As for characters… Everyone student of 2-A is a mage with the exception of Chachamaru and Sayo. Why? Because they both are Non-Human. That being said… Let's start!

Chapter 1 – Welcome to 2-A!

"Congratulations Negi Springfield… You have graduated from Magic University!" Negi, a 10-year-old boy, turned around and laughed.

"Anya, there's no such thing…" Negi replied.

"Hahaha… But at least you graduated eh?" Anya was a small girl, and looked to be around the same age as Negi.

"Negi! I'm so proud of you!" A woman with a kind face and blonde hair had started hugging Negi.

"Onee-san, thank you for all your support!" (Onee-san Older Sister)

"No problem…I wish you good luck in the future…"

A bunch of strangers wearing black robes walked by and start whispering.

"It's him… That kid…"

"Yeah… Springfield…"

"Can you believe it?"

"No…it's too weird…"

Negi's sister stooped down and kissed Negi on his forehead, causing Negi to go all red.

"Congratulations! Congratulations on graduating from Oxford University!"

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Meanwhile, at a school…

"Congratulations on graduating from Magic School!"

"Konoka… I graduated a long time ago…" said Asuna, a girl with orange hair.

"Yeah but you only passed because you bribed the teacher…" Konoka said and avoided a punch in the face. Konoka was a girl with long black hair and usually had a cheerful grin on her face.

"Konoka! Asuna! Come over here right now! You and the rest of your class will be getting your assignment now!"

28 girls had graduated from Magic School that year. At the end of every year, the people who graduated would get an assignment together. The assignment was watched over by one of the teachers and they would give each student a grade. The grade would then determine if the student could go to the 2nd level magic school. The 28 girls that passed that year would get the same assignment.

"I congratulate you all on…" the teacher began a huge speech.

Hurry up with the assignment…thought Asuna

"You have all been wonderful students throughout…"

Half of us never even listened! All we did was sleep in class and then cheat on the tests! Asuna commented in her head.

"The school and all the teachers were proud to have you here at this school…"

Why would you feel proud? You didn't even teach us! And plus, I saw all the teachers party once all of us graduated…It was true…Asuna had been spying on them.

"And now for your assignment…"

Finally!

"It will be a simple task that will not be dangerous in any way…"

Oh my god! SHUT UP! If you keep on going, I'm gonna die before you tell us! Asuna thought. She wasn't the only one. Throughout the gathering, lots of the students were starting to get pissed off. Hakase Satomi and Chao Rin Shen (The technology geniuses) were playing a game together on their homemade hand held game system that was a combination of a Xbox and a PSP. A bunch of the students were playing strip poker. The twins, Fumika and Fuuka, were jumping around and caused all the lightbulbs to explode. The book-obsessed people already pulled out books. Chisame started playing on her laptop. Mana was cleaning her Desert Eagles. A bunch of troublemakers were preparing a spell to turn the teacher's head into an onion. The only person actually listening was Yukihiro Ayaka, who was always looking for a chance to kiss ass.

The teacher didn't even notice what happened with her students. She finally finished one hour later

"So your assignment is to…"

Everyone stopped doing what they were doing… Asuna woke up from a nice nap. Some girls threw down their cards and started putting their clothes back on.

"It is to…"

Dammit! Can you say it any slower? Asuna was prepared to tear off the teacher's head and pull out the assignment from her brain.

"Your assignment is to be a class at an all-girls school, in which you will bond with a non-magic teacher in order to be able to bond with non-magic people in the future."

"EHHHHHHHHHH?"

"A muggle teacher?"

"Is he ugly?"

"Why do we need to bond with muggles? Let's just kill them all!"

"SILENCE! Do not call them muggles. Yes, I know that's what they call them in England and in that cursed Harry Potter book that was so inaccurate about mages…" She went on to bash Harry Potter for a while before saying "Anyhow, muggles is a rude term for a non-magic person, and plus if we try to kill them, they'll just nuke us or blast us with guns. It's much faster to pull out an AK-47 and then blow our brains out than to actually aim a wand and recite a very long phrase in Latin…"

"Well the teacher for you assignment is Albert Chamomile or otherwise known as Kamo around here…"

"EHHH? We get a perverted ermine as our teacher?"

"Umm… Well that's what the other teachers voted on… You see they don't like Kamo and they don't like your class so they thought they could kill two birds with one stone."

"Those bastards!"

"Well students, go to your rooms and pack your things. Then meet me here in 15 minutes. Starting from today, you are students at Mahora All-Girls Middle School!"

Then the teacher's head turned into an onion and everyone cheered.

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"Ehhhhh! They want to hire Negi?"

"But…but he's only a 10 year old boy!"

Negi was happily playing around with his sister and Anya before a Negi got a call. Apparently a school wanted the 10-year-old genius to teach English at some school in Japan.

It wasn't really surprising. Negi was almost a celebrity in the academic world. He was a young genius could already do high-school level work while he was in diapers. By the age of 6, after much debate, Negi took a test and was allowed to skip high school. And now, at the age of 10, had graduated from university.

"Umm… Onee-san, Anya, I think I'm going to accept their offer"

"WHAT? Negi, you can't possibly be going to Japan! Your only 10!"

"Yeah Negi-kun, you're too young to go!

"Please, your only 10… Why don't you just relax for a few years before getting a job…"

"Onee-san… Don't worry… It's always been my dream to teach other people and plus, if I can get a head start then…"

"NO! I don't want you to go!" Anya screamed

"Sorry Anya, but it's something I've always wanted to do…"

"… But…"

"Negi, I understand… If you're going, then I'm going with you!"

"Onee-san, I can't ask you to do that. You still have to go to school here…"

Man I can't believe that my baby brother graduated before me. Now he's getting a job? How? This is too much…

"But…"

"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Takamichi's at that school!"

Takamichi was an old pal of Negi. He came to England once, and met with Negi.

"Yeah… I guess I do worry too much… but…"

"Don't worry, I'm sure Negi will be fine. He's a genius after all." Anya suddenly came to Negi's side.

"Thanks Anya. Onee-chan, Please?"

"… Alright Negi…"

" By the way, what's the school name?"

"Mahora All-Girl's Middle school…"

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Back at some hidden castle in the middle of nowhere…

The girls were packing up and Konoka and Asuna, who were roommates at the school's dorm, were getting ready.

"Konoka! Where's my phone?"

"Ummm… I dunno…. Hey I found your bear panties!"

"…. They're ummm…. Not….. mine…..uh…I'll just go put them in the uhh… lost and found now…."

"Tee-hee, I didn't know you still wear these childish panties!"

"They're not mine! Honest! Anyways, hurry up and pack, Konoka."

"Sure. Hey do you think that our teacher is going to be cute?"

"What? What do you mean?"

"Well, lots of muggles sure are cute! I mean, all the mages are usually old wrinkled men. It'll be fun to have a cute teacher!"

"Konoka! A muggle is a muggle! And why would you care about our teacher?"

"You never know…"

"Asuna! Konoka! Are you done packing yet!" The voice of Yukihiro Ayaka rang out, the ass-kissing blonde Japanese girl (blonde?) who was the unofficial class president.

"Hai Hai, Incho-san…" and the two girls walked out with their belongings and joined the rest of the class. (Incho class president)

"So Asuna, Did you pack your bear panties?" asked a smug looking class president.

"WHAT!" the other girls started laughing. "I'LL BASH YOUR HEAD IN, KISS-ASS!"

"Go ahead, bear-panties!" and the fight was on. Asuna could beat the crap out of her in a real fight, but this was one of their common feuds. The other girls started cheering and placed their bets. This was about their 2000th battle. Asuna kicked the president right in the face, while Ayaka pulled on her hair.

"GAH! LET GO OF MY HAIR!"

"YU LEET GO-ERGH!" Asuna had her fingers in the president's mouth and was yanking it apart.

"STOP IT!" yelled Kamo, the ermine teacher in charge of their assignment. He jumped in but then he got kicked out and landed about 30 feet away. He ran back again. Then he got blown 100 feet away. The other teachers were just laughing at both ermine and students. Finally, both of the students gave up and collapsed. It was night time by then.

"Uhhh…. Time to go to…. blllleeerrrrggghhhh….." said Kamo.

"Urusai you stupid perverted erm….glubablag" said Asuna. She was all tired from the battling with the class president. (Urusai Shut up)

"Class! Get ready to….. ggggggguhhhhhhhh" said Ayaka. Asuna just stuck her foot in her mouth.

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"Wow, Japanese girls are really pretty"

Negi had just arrived in Japan and was going to the school campus. He hadn't arranged for a place to stay, but the school said it had already arranged a place. Negi had a huge backpack and carried a crooked staff, which was once his father's. Negi's father had disappeared long before Negi had been born. Most people said that he was dead, but Negi had always believed that he was still alive.

Negi was riding on the train towards Mahora Campus. He read up on the campus beforehand and found out that Mahora was one of the biggest schools in the world, with campuses for elementary, middle and high school. Negi was riding on the train that led to the All-girls section of Mahora, so he was surrounded by hundreds of cute girls who were chatting excitedly about the new term, the foreigner on the train, and how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. Negi started getting nervous from all the attention that he was getting. He was the only male on the train and hot girls surrounded him.

It was every man's dream.

No wait; it would be every pedophiles dream. All the girls were younger than 15.

A girl bumped into him, forcing him into a girl's chest. Then suddenly the train got even more full, so Negi was stuck between two pairs of breasts.

That is every man's dream.

Negi suddenly got the "urge". No, please don't come out. Not here! Not in front of so many girls! Negi tried to hold it back, but it was coming… He might have been able to hold it back, but the girl in front of him pushed even closer… So he had no choice.

He sneezed.

If hope that you weren't thinking of something else… Negi's sneeze had the force of a hurricane. It was an unnatural ability that he tried to hide so that he wouldn't need to get examined by doctors.

So Negi sneezed. And the skirts of all the school uniforms flew up revealing their…umm… insides….

The girls all screamed and covered up. Some girls wondered about the sudden gale of wind that appeared from nowhere. Negi tried to shrink his already tiny form to an even tinier form.

He ended up lying on the floor after the girls bumped into him.

Then the doors opened and the train arrived at Mahora. Most people would usually want for the train to arrive, but for Negi it was the worst thing possible. He was still lying down.

The girls all screamed and ran out. About 1000 girls ran off the train. About 1/15 of them ran over Negi.

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"Damn are we there yet?" Asuna was sitting next to Konoka.

The class had split up in order to make it seem that they were new. Asuna had already been assigned to a room with Konoka just like in their magic school.

Just then the train stopped and the girls trampled off the train. Asuna was about to run off too when some girl pushed her. She flew off the train and onto the ground. Then she noticed that another person was on the ground right next to her. A red-haired boy with glasses. And with about 100 girls ran over him, not noticing the boy on the floor.

Asuna panicked and then muttered a quick spell to protect her from the stampede.

She waited a bit and then stood up. Konoka appeared right behind her.

"Konoka, where were you?"

"Watching you get trampled of course! It was really fun!"

"Damn you…" growled Asuna. Then she remembered the boy. Konoka noticed too.

"Uh-oh? Is he dead?"

"Yeah, I think so…"

"What do we do with the body?"

"Here!" Asuna pulled out a black plastic bag and threw Negi in "There we go! Now let's get to class before we're late!"

Konoka hesitated but then went along. So ruthless.

While the two girls ran off, a figure walked over to the bag and kicked it lightly. Then he shook it. Suddenly Negi woke up.

"What the? Why is everything dark? Oh No! I can't breathe! I'm dying! Oh god! No air! I'm gonna die! I'm too young to die! AAAAHHHHH!" Negi wailed.

Then the figure pulled off the black plastic shopping bag off his head.

"Hey Negi-kun"

"Ta- ta- Takimichi?"

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Asuna and Konoka arrived at the classroom, where all of their classmates had already gathered. The class of 2-A was consisted of the 28 girls who had graduated from Magic School and 3 other girls. One girl was nowhere to be found and the other 2 looked extremely strange. A blonde girl with long hair with a childish face, but her eyes looked scary… very scary… Her name was Evangeline A.K McDowell. The other student seemed like Evangeline's friend. However she referred to Evangeline as "Master" and she had weird ears that looked metallic. She also had no emotion whatsoever. Her name was Chachamaru.

There were supposed to be lots of girls going to 2-A, but they all died or something. It was sad.

The class ignored the 2 freaks and talked amongst themselves.

"Do they know each other?" Evangeline said to Chachamaru.

"I don't know, master."

The class already gathered in their groups of friends. The more lonely people sat around. Chisame pulled out a laptop, Setsuna stood with Mana trying to look cool, and Zazie was… sitting doing nothing as usual. Her emotions were exactly like Chachamaru's. The rest of the class chatted and freaked out. Somehow a desk flew out the window and hit a rather unfortunate guy. Some of the class's pranksters already set up the pranks for their muggle teacher.

Meanwhile…

Negi was chatting with Takamichi.

"Hey Negi-kun! How you've been doing?"

"Fine! You're teaching here too?"

"Yeah, Well, I guess it's strange to be teaching alongside a 10 year old."

"Umm…"

"Well, anyway let me lead you to your class! Here's a student book, I got some info on these girls for you!" Takamichi pulled out a book with the pictures of 31 girls. And Negi looked at it then fainted.

"Hahaha Negi-kun, You okay?"

"Uhhhh…. So many… Heart stopping…."

"Well I don't think that's a problem, I mean you did survive 100 people running over you!"

"Awawawa, So many… so many… so many…"

Takamichi laughed and carried Negi on his shoulder and walked to the school building.

Outside of the classroom, Negi got control of himself and stood ready to enter the class. Ok, their my students, calm down, I can handle 31 girls… and then Negi entered the room…

A piece of chalk fell on his head. Negi tripped on a wire and flew into a bucket, and then a 100ton weight fell on his head. Then a missile launched and blew Negi into the air. A bunch of slingshots fired a volley of rocks and all hit Negi. Then when Negi tried to stand up, a big shoe came and kicked him in the face. Now which one was more painful?

Negi fell unconscious on the floor. The class looked up and all screamed

"A boy?"

"Uh-oh!"

"A little kid?"

"Sorry! I thought that you were our teacher!"

Negi stood back up and looked back at the class. He took a deep breath and said

"Hello! My name is Negi Springfield and I will be your teacher!"

The class fell into silence. Nearly everyone stopped breathing, and the rest of them looked dumbstruck at the little kid.

"A…a…"

"A ZOMBIE! AAAAGGGGHHHH!" Asuna screamed. She just noticed that he was the boy that she threw into the plastic bag.

"ZOMBIE? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The class freaked out.

"Zombie!"

"KILL THE ZOMBIE! KILL! KILL! KILL!"

"ZOMBIE! DON'T LET HIM BITE YOU!"

Negi freaked out and ran. With a class of bloodthirsty students right behind him. Kamo sat back and started smoking. Other teachers stood there and started laughing, not helping the young teacher.

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Negi ran out of breath and fell down on the floor. Somehow he ended up back at the classroom. Then the class caught up and…

"Hey he's not a zombie!"

"He's a little boy…"

"And he's cute!"

The whole class mobbed him and started pinching his cheek.

"GAAAAHHHHHH!" Negi screamed as 31 hot girls pinched his cheek and rubbed his skin.

The bell rescued him, and the girls stopped… molesting… him and ran off squeaking their goodbyes.

"Oh man, this is gonna be a hard class to teach…" Negi said.

A/N Chapter 1 is over! My first Negima fic! I never seen a fic that puts Negi as the normal person so I wanted to make it! Not much magic yet, but there will be some comedy and magic later! It's also kind of slow, but it'll speed up.

I decided to rip the term Muggle from Harry Potter. Why? Because I'm too lazy to make up my own term. Sue me. Or rather don't sue me.

I know the first chapter isn't too interesting, but later ones will be! Well please review and all.