Negima Reversed!

It's been about a week since I made this story. Sorry, I was on a trip. Thanks for those who read and reviewed. So please review this chapter as well! Oh, and I suggest you read all of the manga, or at least to the tournament part.

Italics are thoughts.

Chapter 2: Trouble Already? Nodoka's Love Potion!

After Negi's first class…

Negi stumbled out of his classroom. His first class had been slightly…well very unsuccessful. He doubted that the class even knew his name, due to the fact he spent most of the day trying to run away from a zombie-hunting bloodthirsty class. Kind of harsh for a 10 year old…

"Well, I guess I'll do better tomorrow! I need to become a good teacher." And Negi walked home. Except something came up in his head.

Wait a sec; I don't have a place to stay! I didn't arrange anything at all! Awawa! What do I do? Negi panicked, his arms flapping wildly. "Gah! I need to find a place now!" and a newspaper blown by the wind, hit him on the face, with an advertisement conveniently circled.

"What the? A position as manager for an All-Girls dormitory in Hinata? Let's put that as my back-up." Negi threw the newspaper away and sat on the ground. It seemed like it couldn't have got worse, but then a truck rolled by, splattering him with mud. Then an airplane dropped a 10-pound weight and it fell on Negi's head.

"Uhhh… such an unlucky day…"

"Negi-sensei!"

"Eh? Who are you?" Negi asked. There was a woman with long hair that reached down to her waist. She had huge breasts. Well, that's the first place most people look at.

"Hello. My name is Shizuna, and I'm the guidance counselor for Mahora. Pleased to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too. My name is Negi Springfield."

"The principal realized that you don't have a place to stay, so he wants you to meet him in the principal's office."

"Uhhh… ok…"

Shizuna let Negi into the school and guided him to the principal's office. He went through a basement, a castle, a tomb, China, in the lost city of Atlantis and finally went through security doors with 3 gun towers. Finally after a long time, Negi arrived at the principal's office.

"Hey huh… huh… principal… huh… huh…" Negi breathed heavily. He bowed once and collapsed.

"Ha ha, Shizuna, did you take him on the long way around?"

"Yeah, I wanted him to watch the scenery!"

Negi stood back up and looked around. Konoka and Asuna were standing and watching him closely. Konoka looked at him with a smile and waved cheerfully. Asuna was giving him a death stare.

"Principal, what did you call me into your office for?"

"Oh right! I forgot that I didn't arrange a place for you to stay. I think that you are too young to live by yourself in a teacher complex, so I'll let you stay in my granddaughter Konoka's room."

Konoka smiled her cheerful smile. Asuna stared a death stare and said "I still don't want him to stay in our room! I hate brats! I don't want him to live with us!"

"Asuna, come on! It's like having a cute little brother!" Konoka exclaimed, rubbing her face against Negi.

"Konoka! He's our sensei!" Asuna said. "Aw… come on… please?"

"But…but… alright fine… I guess he can stay." Asuna sighed. Negi smiled and thanked them. Then a familiar figure walked in.

"Oh, Hey Negi-kun." Takamichi walked in and pulled his hand out of his pocket and waved.

"Takamichi! Thanks for helping me this morning!" Negi said.

"Ah! Takamichi! I'm a big fan!" Asuna exclaimed.

"Yeah, Asuna likes old men."

"Shut up! Takamichi, will you sign this?" Asuna asked, pulling out a magazine that read Magic Magazine: Special Interview with Takamichi!

"Ehhh! Since when were you on a magazine, Takamichi?" Negi said, looking at the magazine with interest.

"Uhh… uhh… MEMORY WIPE!" Asuna screamed pulling out a wand and aiming at Negi.

"BLEH!" A sudden bolt of light hit Negi. Suddenly, the light reflected and hit Asuna, effectively stripping off all her outer clothes.

"Ah…." Asuna stuttered. Then she remembered that Takamichi was standing right there. He had a sort of embarrassed look on his face and looked away. Asuna's face turned red and ran "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Interesting, it looks like the spell reflected off Negi. Seems like Asuna hasn't mastered the memory wipe." The principal said.

"Spell? Memory wipe? Asuna? Reflected? Lunch? Awawawa!" Negi's eyes turned to swirlies and fainted.

"Uh-oh"

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"So, a big bird whacked me in the head and I fainted in the principal's office?"

"Yep, exactly."

"Konoka! Stop talking with him and let him unpack." Asuna shouted. She was hiding under the blankets in her bed muttering about "that ringing sound." She also took some time every now and then to yell at Negi for no reason. "Negi! Stop breathing so loudly!"

Negi was unpacking all his stuff. Well, he only had a backpack full of clothes and other objects, so it didn't take too long to unpack. After he finished putting his clothes in the drawer, he fell on a futon and went to sleep on the floor immediately.

"Wah, he's pretty tired. It's only 6:00 PM"

In the morning, Negi woke up to the delicious smells of cooking. He hadn't eaten dinner last night so he was extremely hungry right now. He woke up and walked through the dorm and saw that Konoka was cooking breakfast.

"Oh! Negi-kun, you're awake! Breakfast is almost ready."

"Thanks Konoka-san. You cook for everyone?"

"Hee hee, yeah. And I clean and do laundry."

"Wow, you'll make a good wife someday."

"Hee Hee, Don't kid around!" Konoka said and she pulled out a hammer and whacked Negi so hard, so that blood spurted out and he fell unconscious. She did this with a smile and didn't seem to notice Negi was lying in a pool of his blood.

Negi arrived at the classroom. He waited outside the door, took a few deep breaths and got ready. He wanted to do a good job today so he was prepared to do well. He walked in and said

"Good morning- BLEH!" and Negi was suddenly sent flying.

Asuna and Ayaka were battling again.

"How come you get to sleep in the same room as our teacher? Stop trying to suck up!"

"Urusai! You can have him if you want! You're the one who stripped in front of our teacher so you could get an A on our test!"

"EH? How did you- no I mean, why would you say that! I didn't strip! I was taking off my jacket!"

"Girls, please break it up!" Negi ran in and bumped into a small furry animal smoking. Huh? Animal? Smoking? Bumped? Small? Guess I'm seeing things. Darn it, it's my responsibility to stop them as a teacher! And Negi ran in to stop the fight. Asuna did a flying kick and Ayaka ducked under. It was a bad move, because Negi was behind Ayaka.

"KYAH!" Negi screamed as he was sent flying. He landed on the floor right under a blue haired girl with long bangs. She blushed immediately and seemed to mutter incoherently.

"Ow…ow… Oh, sorry" Negi stood up and brushed off "Gah! I need to stop that fight!"

Asuna and Ayaka were fighting even harder, because Ayaka was pissed off at Asuna.

"How dare you kick our sensei!"

"Urusai! You're the one that dodged and got him kicked!"

"Shut up you monkey!"

"Go to hell child-lover!"

"Gah! Prepare to die!"

The rest of the class were cheering and betting. "500 yen on class president!"

"3 meat buns on Asuna!"

"1000 yen, 30 chocolate bars, and 20 gift certificates on Ayaka!"

"5 PS2s, 3 Xboxes 360s, 5 PSPs, and a Gamecube on Asuna!"

And so on and so forth. Negi ran in again, only to be punched out. He landed on the floor where the blue haired girl was again. Negi tried to break the fight up, but then he got kicked out and this time, landed on top of the girl.

Wah! A man, on top… of me! Awawawawawa! The girl jumped up and ran away.

"Wah! Honya! Sensei is mean!" screamed another girl and ran off after her.

"Wait! Ahhhh! I'm messing up again! Who's that girl?"

"Miyazaki Nodoka. We call her honya because she's always reading."

"Miyazaki Nodoka?" Negi said. But then he realized that the fight was still going on. He ran out and then got blew back again.

"Ha ha, Negi, looks like you're having trouble." Laughed a familiar figure.

"Takamichi!"

"Need some help?"

"Yeah!"

"Ta- ta- TAKAMICHI!" the whole class shouted.

"Eh? You guys know Takamichi?"

"Uhhh…no…" The class sheepishly replied. Takamichi started laughing again and said "Asuna-kun, Ayaka-kun, I think you should let Negi teach."

"Eh? How do you know our names?"

Takamichi laughed and pointed to Negi's class book. He said good luck to Negi and left. The class immediately calmed down and Negi went to the front of the class. The class seemed to pay very close attention to him.

"Ummm… Hello… uhh…" Negi squeaked nervously "My name is Negi Springfield, and I will be teaching English at this school."

Springfield? Why does that sound so familiar? Asuna thought.

The class looked expectantly at him and smiled. However, Evangeline sat in the back with a strange look on her face that resembled hate. Ayaka also had a weird look. Except hers was of rapt attention and lots of winks.

"Class, please turn to page 5 and start reading to yourselves…" and he reached for the chalkboard. But he couldn't reach. Everyone laughed and Ayaka pulled out a footstool studded with gold and jewels. It was velvet and was handmade by blind fairies drinking fairy juice. Then the legs of the stool were pure gold.

"Here Negi-sensei!"

"Where'd you get that, child-lover?"

"URUSAI!"

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Negi walked out of the building and sighed. Well, this class went pretty well. At least I actually taught something this time. Negi was walking when he realized that Nodoka was walking down the stairs with lots of books in her arms.

"Oh! It's that Miya- Miyazaki Nodoka!" Negi exclaimed "I guess I should go apologize for today. Oh, wait, but isn't she holding lots of books? That's kinda dangerous."

Then, as Negi guessed, Nodoka tripped on the stairs and fell down over the edge. Negi's instinct kicked in and he dove under her, hoping to cushion the blow. Nodoka didn't noticed and she managed to recite a spell. A gust of air appeared under her and slowed her down. Unluckily, Negi had already landed so Nodoka fell on top of his waist. A very, very awkward situation.

Asuna was watching the whole scene secretively.

"N-n-n-Negi Sensei?"

"N-n-n-Nodoka? What did you just do? What was that gust that blew in just now?"

"AAAAUUUUU! Awawawawa!" Nodoka panicked and fluttered around like an idiot "He saw my magic! Awawawa!"

"Magic? What are you talking about?"

"AAUUU! Oh no! Memory Wipe!" Nodoka uttered another spell. Again it reflected. Instead of wiping Nodoka's memory, it ended up stripping off all of Nodoka's clothes down to her underwear.

"KYAH!" Nodoka freaked out. Oh no! My spell reflected! What the? Where's my clothes? KYAH! Awawawa, I'm almost nude and I'm sitting on sensei! AAAAUUUUU! Nodoka started waving her arms around and started running faster then most bullet trains.

"Wait! Aw! I made her cry!"

"Baka! You made her cry!" Asuna yelled, kicking him in the face.

"Ha ha, you made her cry!" A pedophile on the campus screamed.

"Man, you made a little shy girl cry." Said a random guy by the name of Bob.

"It's not my fault!" whined Negi. But he just got kicked again.

Meanwhile in the dorm…

"So you wanna get back at Negi-sensei?" asked Yue, Nodoka's closest friend. She always seemed bored and had a boring voice with boring eyes.

"No no no! I just accidentally used magic in front of him and my memory wipe didn't work. If people find out that I'm a mage, then I'll be turned into an ermine! Awawa!" Nodoka spluttered in a scared voice. She decided to leave out how the spell reflected and tore off her clothes.

"Oh, well if you wanted to get back at him, then I could turn him into an sandwich, split him into 10 pieces, share him with 10 sumo wrestlers and then turn him back to human when they're done crapping." Haruna said, Nodoka's other friend. She could spread rumors across the entire planet in 1 hour.

"Awawawa! No no no! I just need to wipe his memory!"

"Oh… well here's a potion mixing book right here."

"Awa! Those are all illegal potions!"

"Well, there's a memory clearing potion."

"That wipes him totally blank! He'll become a robot!"

"Oh, then you could do anything that you want to him then."

"Awawa!"

"Hey! There's a love potion on the other page. Nodoka hasn't ever been near a boy in her life right? Maybe she can make Negi-sensei fall in love with her with this potion!"

"Kyah!" Nodoka's eyes turned to swirlies and she fainted.

"Hey Yue" Haruna's eyes turned into slits "I got an idea…"

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"So, just give sensei this potion and he will forget all the stuff that happened yesterday." Haruna said holding out a bottle of pink liquid. It was the time before the bell rang, so the class was talking amongst themselves. Negi was working on something at his desk.

"Really?" Nodoka asked.

"Yeah! Trust me, I'm an expert at potions! Remember the time when I made the potion that speeded up global warming 10x?" Haruna replied.

"Wasn't that was an accident?" Asuna asked. Haruna, Asuna, Yue, and Nodoka was sitting in a corner far away from the rest of the class. Evangeline was looking at them suspiciously.

"Well, what about the time when I made the potion that made people stupid?"

"I thought that you accidentally made it by squirming around when you were asleep. And then you fed it to George Bush. We never knew if he got more stupid or stayed the same!"

"Hmmm… Probably the same. Anyways Nodoka, just give this to sensei and everything will be okay!"

"O…o…okay…" Nodoka stuttered and grabbed the cup filled with pink liquid and walked over to the teacher's desk.

"Umm… are you sure that the memory wipe potion won't wipe his memory entirely?" asked Asuna.

"Don't worry! It's a love potion that I mixed!" Haruna exclaimed with a wink.

"EHHHH? You're giving a little kid a love potion?"

"Fu fu fu, its just giving Nodoka a little push, you know, it's time for her to be able to be around men…" Haruna said with a glint in her eyes. That glint scared everyone around her.

"Se-sen-sensei, Umm… Uno…. T-t-thank you for saving m-m-me yesterday! W-w-would y-y-you l-l-like a cup of j-j-j-j-juice?" Nodoka stuttered nervously. She thought why couldn't I just say it like a normal person? Awawa, He's looking at me! Wah! My face is all red! Oh no Oh no Oh no! What do I do! Awawawawa! Her eyes turned into swirlies and she nearly fainted.

"Ummm… T-t-thank you N-n-Nodoka-san!" Negi replied. Oh No! Why can't I say it normally! Waaah! She's looking at me! Wah! My face is all red! Oh no Oh no Oh no! What do I do! It's too nervous after what happened yesterday, she was sitting on top of me! Wah!

Negi and Nodoka looked at each other. They looked again. And they kept on looking. Soon, their faces were extremely red. They were even more redder then tomatoes. And soon even more red. Soon, the face colors had made up a new color. Then Nodoka stuttered out "Uno…umm…Sorry!" she said and ran off; pulling her already long bangs even more lower.

"Wait! Wait, Nodoka-san…" Negi stood up but then stopped, as he saw Asuna give him a death glare. "Hmmm… What type of juice is this pink?" Negi drank it and said "Hmmm… pretty good…"

"Negi-kun! We're planning a welcome party for you and" Konoka said with her usual smile until she looked a little more closely. "WHOA! Negi-kun, you're…you're so… CUTE!" Konoka eyes turned greedy and rubbed her face repeatedly against Negi's. "Cute!"

"Konoka! What are you doing?" Yukihiro Ayaka shouted. "Stop doing things like that to s-s-sensei...Sensei! Please accept this gift!" Ayaka shouted with a happy face and teary eyes. She pulled out a gold statue from nowhere that had Negi's picture taped on the face.

"WAAAAHHHH!" Negi screamed as Ayaka and Konoka crowded him. Soon, all the other girls were crowding around him.

"Kuwaii!"

"Negi-kun is so kuwaii!"

"Negi-kun! Marry me!"

"Let's go away together Negi-sensei!"

"Sensei, accept this gift of 3021 flowers from the highest peak of the highest mountain in the world!"

"WAAAAHHHHHHH! What's going on?" Negi pleaded "Asuna! Help me!

What the? Oh no! Was it because of my potion? Nodoka thought, her face paling.

Awawawa!" His screamed as his class mobbed him and pinched his skin.

"His skin is so smooth!"

"Ha ha! Negi, looks like you're having trouble!" Takamichi said looking through the door.

"Takamichi! Help me!"

"Sorry, but I need to go to the bathroom!"

"Waahhhhhh!" Negi suddenly got the "urge". Not here! Not in front of all these girls! Oh no! Negi suddenly let loose.

He sneezed.

The entire's class's clothes flew off.

"KYAAHHH! What's going on?" Negi took advantage of the distraction to run away.

"No! Negi-sensei, you must stay with me!"

"Negi-sensei is mine!" Ayaka screamed, batting away 3 people with a steel bat.

"Negi-kun! Let's play!" Fumika and Fuuka jumped around the school wrecking havoc and the rest of 2-A was wrecking havoc all around the school.

Negi was running down the hall. He was surprisingly fit for a 10-year-old genius, and ran extremely fast. "Hey sensei!"

"WAAAHH! Konoka-san, what are you doing here?"

"Hey Negi-kun!" Konoka said with a smile. She was riding on skates. "Oh! Can I have a kiss? Negi-sensei is so cute right now!" Her face neared Negi's. Negi suddenly increased his speed and ran at the speed of a rocket. "WAAAHHHH! Don't kid about that, Konoka-san!"

"Aw, come on!"

Negi accidentally dropped a pen and Konoka skated over it, tripping all over the place. She just barely missed 300 bloody spikes stuck on the floor, 25 landmines, 5 laser tripwires that connected to 50 pounds of C4 plastic explosive, a bottomless pit, and a hole filled with 500 ravenous dogs with rabies. But only just. "Wow that was close" Konoka said as she looked around at the death traps everywhere. She was about one inch away from death. Literally.

Negi was running and didn't look back. When he saw that Konoka had stopped chasing him, he rested a bit, "Whew, that was close. What's going on with everybody? First they try to kill me and now they're chasing after me?"

"Sensei! Please come with me!"

"WWWAAAAAHHHHH! Where did you get a horse?"

"Negi-sensei, please come with me!" KA-POW, and the horse flew away.

"WWWAAAAHHHH! Where did you get a Nissan Skyline GT-R R34?

"Negi, come on! Please?"

"Ahhh! They're all behind me! WAH! I got to do it! NEGI BOOST!" Negi turned around and sneezed, and the force from the sneeze sent him flying way past everyone.

"Wow, Sensei's real fast!"

Negi rounded the corner, dodged the nets thrown at him, and sneeze-boost agained. He ended up in an abandoned hallway.

"Sensei! Over here!" Nodoka opened a door and grabbed Negi and pulled him inside.

"Thanks Nodoka-san. The class is real crazy today, just like the first time I met them."

"No p-p-problem sensei."

"Wow, what is this place?" Negi looked around and saw thousands of books lined on hundreds of bookcases.

"This is a library used to put books that starts with the letter A."

"WHAT? These are more books here then in most universities! And most of them are valuable books that are priceless!"

"Well… Mahora has lots of b-books" Nodoka stuttered, her face red.

"Wow! Amazing!" Negi was looking around and Nodoka got a good look at his face. Wow, he looks really cute right now! Is this because of the potion? … I guess it wouldn't be bad to kiss him… WAH! I didn't just think that! Auuuuu… did I think that out loud? Oh no oh no!

"Nodoka-san, you seem a little red, are you okay? Do you have a fever?" Negi said in a concerned tone. He walked over and placed a hand on her head.

"WWWWAAAAHHHHH! Awawawa!" Nodoka said Sen-a m-m-man is touching me on m-m-my h-h-head? How can I stutter in my own t-t-thoughts? Negi's face was a little close and Nodoka panicked. "WAAAAHHHH!"

Nodoka did what she did when she was in doubt. Recite a random spell. However, it was unfortunate that this time, she randomly picked the magic arrow. And she unluckily had a practice wand out.

"Sagitta Magica Serius Glacius!" incited Nodoka.

"WAAAAHHHH!" Negi was sent flying and hit a bookcase.

"Awawawawa! S-s-sensei! Sorry! Impulse it was! No wait, it was an impulse! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" Nodoka ran over to Negi. It was unfortunate that she tripped over a book and fell on Negi.

"Tchah! Owowow! What just happened? What was that light? And why is… WAAHHH! Why is Nodoka lying on top of me?"

"Ow ow ow… what the? S-s-s-s-s-s-sensei! Awawawa! Sorry! Sorry! S-s…" Nodoka stammered, her face extremely close to Negi's. "Negi-sensei… I…I…" she managed to say as the love potion started its hold on her.

"I'm sorry" and Nodoka leaned in closer to Negi.

WAAAHHHH! What is Honya-chan doing! Oh no! She's my student! I can't be doing this! Oh no! She's too close! Awawa…Negi panicked, his eyes swirling.

Nodoka was nearing his face and she closed hey eyes. It would be her first…

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"Damn! Where's that baka Negi! I knew that love potion was a bad idea!"

"Asuna! Have you seen Negi-sensei?" Ayaka had appeared.

"No… what are you guys doing?" Asuna looked at her classmates. One was riding a car, one was on a horse, and the rest looked really out of breathe. One was wearing a wedding gown.

"I want a kiss with Negi!" Konoka cheerfully said, her smile all giddy.

"Konoka! He's a kid!"

"But he's so cute!"

"Hey I think that's Negi-sensei!" and the rest of the class started running. Asuna sighed and walked down the hall and saw a door.

Huh, what's behind that door? She heard a sign from behind and decided to check it out. The door was locked.

Dammit, Gotta use magic Asuna thought. "Activate the contract for 0.5 seconds for Kagurazaki Asuna" Asuna recited in latin. Her powers increased temporarily and she used it to kick open the door. But apparently a little bit too strong.

The resulting kick launched the door acroos the room, hitting Nodoka and sending her flying. Her magical barrier saved her but she was still knocked unconscious.

"ah… sorry…my bad…"Asuna said and she helped Negi and Nodoka up.

Meanwhile, out in the hall…

"What were we just doing?" asked Ayaka.

"Why do I have a car and why do you have a horse?"

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"Heh heh, sorry Nodoka." Haruna said with a smile.

"Umm…Please don't do it again…"

"Don't worry!"

"By the way, have you heard of the vampire?"

"V-v-v-v-vampire?"

"Yep, there's a rumor going around campus that a vampire attacks here at night!"

"Awawa!"

"Uh-oh, Nodoka fainted."

"Ha ha, don't worry about that!"

"Yeah vampires aren't real!"

And somewhere in the classroom, Evangeline A.K McDowell smiled…

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A/N Wow, cliffhanger! Sorry for the long wait. I was on a trip. Anyways, there wasn't much magic this time, but I'll be sure to add some next chapter! So please don't give up on this just now! Btw, Kamo will finally do something next chapter. Please review! And give me suggestions! Also if anyone can speak latin, that would help.