My next chapter! Please rate and review. You know, for a loooong time, I forgot to do a disclaimer! And okay, I felt like cursing some in this chapter. Don't worry, it's mild! Well:
Link: She doesn't own Super Smash Bros. Melee
Peach: She doesn't own any of the smashers', either.
Marth: Oh! OOOOOH! I know! She doesn't own any of the words in this story, either!
Zelda: That's obvious, dimwit.
Roy: Shut up, Zelda.
The next day, the boys all met at the clubhouse. Some were triumphent and some
were heartbroken.
"She LOVES me!" yelped Captain Falcon.
"She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me...NOT!" sobbed Mario.
"Awwww, don't be so sure, Mario." said Luigi. "We already know Daisy doesn't like
me." Luigi sniffed.
"Yeah, it was just a stupid friggin dare." said Marth, but in his mind, he was as unsure as Mario.
And all the time, Link just sat around, grinning, as happy as he could be.
"QUIT YOUR GRINNIN'!" yelled Roy. "IT'S SCARIN' ME!"
"Fine, Reee-oooy." said Link, slightly grinning.
And so Link kept grinning, Roy kept fussing, Mario and Luigi were comforting each other and Marth was deep in thought.
"You can't have her, Link." said Mario, out of the blue. Link looked up, suprised.
"What?"
"I said: YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!" screamed Mario, standing up, glaring very angrily at Link.
"Whoa, whoa Mario!" said Marth as he tried to calm Mario down, but he wasn't going for it.
"It was just a prank call." said Link and Roy, at the same time.
"Did you hear how sincere she sounded?" yelled Mario. "DIDN'T YOU?"
Suddenly, Mario threw a fireball at Link and Link dodged it with his shield. Link attacked back with his sword. He hit Mario in his arm and Mario wailed in pain. He did a tornado move on Link and they both went through the ceiling of the clubhouse, thus making a huge hole in it. They landed back inside the clubhouse and hit their heads on the floor, hard.
Roy, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Marth, and Fox were all shocked; no one ever fought real fights inside the clubhouse. As the guys helped Link and Mario up, the two glared at each other. Evidently, they weren't that happy with each other.
"I told you it was just a prank call, dammit!" screamed Roy, furious. "Peach was trying to get back at Zelda from last years Smash Bros. sleepover! Don't you remember?
--FLASHBACK--
"Okay, Peach!" said Zelda. "I dare you to go jump in the swimming pool with your night gown on!"
All the Smashers had looked at each other with unsure looks. They wanted to know how Peach would react to this.
"Please don't make me do this, Zellie!" whispered Peach into Zelda's ear.
"Dare is already done, Peachy." whispered a smirking Zelda to Peach.
So Peach went outside with her nightgown on as all the smashers followed to the pool. Peach got on the diving board, and since she had to be humiliated, she might as well go out with honor, so she did a double flip into the pool. When she climbed out of the pool, everyone was staring at her.
"What the hell are you people staring at?" yelled an embarrassed and angry Peach. Everyone knew she was mad, because she only cursed, even mildly, when she was angry. Then she looked down at herself. Her gown was sticking to her and it was see-through.
Roy and Marth started shouting something in Japanese. Mario was standing wide-eyed and his mouth was hanging open. Zelda was covering a drooling Link and Chibi Link's eyes. (A/N I'm going to call Young Link Chibi Link in this fanfic.) Everyone else was staring in shock.
"Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!" screamed Peach as she ran off to her room at the Smash Mansion, embarrassed and crying. Everyone knew Peach had wanted to get Zelda back and this was her best advantage.
--END FLASHBACK--
At Peach's castle
Peach was sitting on her bed curled up. She didn't feel like getting up. She was thinking about last night. Had she meant those words she has said to Link on the phone. What would he think of her? Everyone else thought she was with Mario, which was just a theory because he had saved her so many times. It was true that he had feelings for her but she was just a very good friend to him. She felt confused and her feelings were hurt by how Zelda had been to her for the rest of the sleepover the night before.
Finally, she got out of bed and decided to call someone. She needed to talk to someone but she didn't know who. She was feeling horrible. She needed someone who would make her laugh. She needed...MARTH AND ROY!
So she called the two brothers and they both arrived in record time. "Anything for their princess friend!" they said. But secretly, they absolutely went there, whenever Peach asked, for all the free delicious deserts they could get.
When they got there, the butler ushered them into the sitting room where Peach was waiting for them. When they got there, they weren't smiling as usual; they had a grim look on their face.
"What's wrong, guys?" asked Peach, concerned because they had not asked for any food and they were frowning.
"Do you have any idea what happened at the clubhouse today?" asked Roy, wide eyed. "Mario thinks that you are in love with Link and he attacked Link and Link attacked back! They made a whole in out roof before they quit fighting!"
Peach was dumbfounded. She didn't know what to day. Just because of a stupid prank call, a fight was started.
"Guys, I called you all over because I feel really confused about yesterday..." said Peach. Marth and Roy weren't sure they were ready for what was about to come next.
"We told Mario that you were getting Zelda back from last year's sleepover!" Marth butted in.
"WAIT!" shouted Peach, a thought suddenly popping into her mind. "How did you all know that she dared me to a prank call? You all were SPYING!"
Peach jumped off the couch and started chasing the brothers around with a pillow.
"Run for dear life!" screamed Marth.
"To the KITCHEN!" yelled Roy as he ran to the kitchen. Peach was still following and when she caught up to the boys she was no longer holding a pillow: She was holding a cast-iron frying pan.
"Oh shit...DEAR GOD! Oh Lord have mercy! GOD!" said Marth, putting his hands over his eyes.
"We were spying!" said Roy, quickly. Peach put down the pan. The guys rubbed the sweat from their foreheads.
"You weren't really going to hit us with that, were you?" laughed Marth.
"Yes." said Peach with a stern face.
"Aaah!" yelled Marth as he covered his head.
And then Roy explained everything that had went on and why they were spying.
1 hour later
"Please don't kill us!" said Marth, after Roy finished telling her everything that went on.
But Peach didn't hear him, because she was deep in thought. Finally, she spoke.
"What was in the secret box, Roy?" asked Peach.
"I can't tell you." said Roy.
"Why not?" asked Peach.
"Because I told Link I wouldn't tell if he came on the stakeout with us." said Roy, keeping his promise to Link.
"Roy, I've known you for a long time and now I'm dying to know what was in that box." said Peach. "Please?" Peach made puppy eyes and Roy was tempted to tell but resisted.
"If you want to know so bad, go ask Link!" suggested Marth. "He was the one all grinning-and might I mind you scarily- in the clubhouse today."
"You know, you are so smart compared to how you act so immaturely." said Peach to Marth as she got up and went to her room to call Link.
"Dude," said Roy. "She just insulted you, man."
"Was it that obvious?" asked Marth.
Marth and Roy then went to the sitting room to wait for Peach. When Peach came downstairs, she told them that Link was on his way.
"Aren't I clever?" exaggerated Marth, commenting himself.
"Whatever." said Peach as she rolled her eyes. "Link is on his way and I want you all to hide behind the couch or somewhere where I can he can't see you. I want you all to, eh, listen up."
A few minutes later, Link was at the door. The butler opened the door to Link, who was still grinning scarily. He walked into the sitting room where Peach was sitting.
"Wow." he muttered as he went to go sit down next to Peach.
Link looked really beat. He had a bruise on his head and he looked tired. Peach frowned but quickly turned it rightside-up when he looked her way.
"So how are you, Link?" asked Peach, smiling.
"I'm good!" said Link. "And yourself?"
"I'm well, thank you very much." said Peach. She took a deep breath, and then said what she had to say.
"Link, I know you and the guys had a little, uh, stakeout last night. Zellie seemed really upset about the prank call. Marth and Roy came over and told me everything that had happened. And..." she took a deep breath. "Just what is in that box about one of us girls that is so secret?"
"H-h-how do you know about i-i-it, Peach?" stuttered Link.
Then the doorbell rang.
"Who's there, Manly?" asked Peach (A/N I was inspired to use this name from B.A.P.'S, which I watched today!)
"Ma'am, it's the princess of Hyrule, Princess Zelda." said Manly.
"Damn." said Peach. She had not expected for Zelda to come over, after she could tell she was angry. "Um, let her in."
So what's gonna happen next? Catfight or not? I'll answer reviews in this section, too, from now on!
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