My 7th chappie! Please rate and review, felllow reviewers!
Link: She doesn't own Super Smash Bros. Melee
Peach: She doesn't own any of the smashers', either.
Marth: Oh! OOOOOH! I know! She doesn't own any of the words in this story, either!
Zelda: That's obvious, dimwit.
Roy: Shut up, Zelda
"What is your problem!" screamed Marth, and then realizing he had given himself up. He jumped out of hiding. "You know she's mad! And you let her in? Do you realize what you're doing?"
"And do you realize you just blew our covers!" asked Roy.
"What are you two doing here?" asked a confused Link.
Before Roy could answer, he was cut off by Zelda.
"What are YOU doing here, Link?" asked a pissed off Zelda.
"Peach asked me to come over because she wanted to know about, eh, something." said Link. He was nervous, because he knew that that was not the best lie ever.
"You know what, Peach?" said Zelda. "We have been friends for a hell of a LONG time. If you are going with my guy behind my back then you better just QUIT!"
"Why would I do that?" asked a confused and angry Peach. She didn't like being accused just because of stupid things.
"Because you just WOULD!" yelled Zelda and then she slapped Peach.
"Catfight." whispered Marth to Roy.
"Damn right." said Roy.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU SLAP ME?" yelped Peach.
"Ohmigosh." said Zelda, realizing that she had slapped her best friend for no reason.
"You little-" shrilled Peach. She hit Zelda across the head with the phone.
"Ouch." commented Roy.
Then Peach and Zelda jumped at each other and started pulling each others hair.
And the boys just stood there and watched. Zelda was trying to bite Peach's arm and Peach was pulling back and hitting. Both the girls were yelling horrid and disgusting names at each other. They had dirt prints on their dresses, their hair was mussed, and they were trying to pull out weapons.
"Time to break it up." said a concerned Link.
"I agree." said Roy.
"But I want to see mooooooore!" whined Marth. Neither of the guys paid attention to Marth, as they were pulling the girls away from each other.
"I would've made a fortune if you guys had let me finish this recording!" yelled Marth.
Link and Roy dropped the girls and they went at each other again.
"You recorded THAT!" asked Roy. "On what?"
"My cell phone, dummy!" said Marth.
"Give me that cell phone, Marth." said Link.
"No-o!" said Marth. Link and Roy tackled Marth.
So Peach and Zelda were fighting, dresses were tearing, teeth were biting. Link and Roy were tackling Marth about a video they didn't want published.
And all the while the cell phone was taping the rest and the authoress explained that she didn't know that she didn't know how a cell phone could tape for that long.
An hour later, everyone was looking rather horrible and tired. Peach and Zelda looked the worst, and the boys were trying to look for the cell phone. The cell phone was right on an end table next to Marth.
Marth found it, put it in his pocket, and smirked.
And then Samus walked in through the door.
"Peach!" yelled Samus. "There's gonna be a new tournament at the Smash Mansion and I brought one of the new smas-WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN HERE?"
Samus was shocked. She had brought the new smasher, Pit, to come see the princess. He wanted to sightsee and Peach's castle was the closest sight to see. Besides, Peach was royalty. But Samus had not wanted him to see this.
"What happened?" asked a horrified Samus.
"The girls," said Link. "They had a fight."
"Yeah, a little thing I like to call a catfight." laughed Marth.
"This is nothing to be laughed at." said Roy.
Roy and Link helped Zelda and Peach onto separate couches in the living room. Once Peach got settled down, she started to cry.
"What's wrong, Peach?" asked Samus.
"Could you please help me up to my room?" sniffed Peach.
Pit and Samus helped Peach up to her room while a concerned Link followed. Roy had him to follow them because they knew Zelda was angry with him. And when Zelda was angry, she was flammin' hot mad.
Link stayed outside the door with Pit while Samus went in with Peach. They listened from the outside
"Why does Zellie hate me?" screamed Peach. "I have done nothing to her!"
"The dare." said Samus. "The way you spoke to Link on the phone made her feel...I don't know, insecure, probably."
"She dared me to do it." said Peach, who was flooded in tears by then. "But Samus...I felt...I felt..."
Samus put her arm around Peach and comforted her friend.
"I feel like every word that came off of my tongue, which I said to Link, was something I meant."
At hearing this, Link's knees went weak under him and he fell to the floor.
Black Light Princess: I don't know who won...Peach or Zelda. But you got your catfight wish
Ericketiting: chants We had a catfight...AND a cell phone fight!
Penguin God: sniffs It IS leading to heartbreak. I don't wanna break hearts! tears a heart in half But hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Sasukeuchiha180: Put a needle in Link? Great idea!
Lonewolf92: I updated soon!
