Well, my 9th chapter before school starts back. But I should have the first chapter of my newest story, which doesn't have a title yet, before school starts back. But don't expect a new chapter for this one in the maximun of...6 weeks. Minimum: 3 weeks. Don't forget to read my newest story when it makes it's debut! And now for the disclaimer (which some author/authoress did and everyone, like, copied her/him)

Link: She doesn't own Super Smash Bros. Melee

Peach: She doesn't own any of the smashers', either.

Marth: Oh! OOOOOH! I know! She doesn't own any of the words in this story, either!

Zelda: That's obvious, dimwit.

Roy: Shut up, Zelda.

Pit: Careful, Roy.

Zelda: goes beserk

Just as Link was at the last step, almost into the living room, he chickened out and ran back upstairs.

"I can't do it!" he whispered to Pit.

"Yes, you can: Now go!" said Pit.

So Link went down the stairs to tell Zelda. As soon as she spotted him, she ran up to him.

"Oh Link!" she started quickly as she put her hands around him. "I am so sorry! I am sorry for anything I've ever done to you!"

"Zelda." said Link. He took a deep breath as he removed her arms from around him. "I can't do this. I can't keep up a relationship that never existed. People expect us to be together. I was NEVER in love with you. Oh yeah, I had a crush on you when I was younger. But I am NOT in love with YOU."

Zelda stared at him. She stared at him for so long he became horribly uncomfortable. And then Roy, Marth, and Pit came in.

"Dude," said Pit. "How you said that, um, that was a bit BOLD".

"And you know Zelda" said Roy. "She's going to smash you. She's going to go wild on you."

"Zelda?" said Marth as he waved his hand across her face. Suddenly, she moved and her eyes went a crimson red.

"LINK!" yelled Marth. "SHE IS PISSED AT YOU!"

"I'd run if I were you." said Roy.

"I'm running already!" yelled Pit.

As Link started to run, Zelda grabbed him and body slammed him, holding him down with a spell that was much more powerful that Link had ever seen or felt in his entire life.

"ZELDA!" yelled Marth. "Please stop! He's helpless!"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" yelled Zelda. "I SHALL NEVER BE REJECTED!"

When Peach and Samus heard the yelling and pleas, they went downstairs to see what was going on. And when they got down there, they were shocked:

Zelda's eyes were red and she was beating the crap out of Link.

"PLEASE STOP ZELDA!" screamed Peach at the top of her voice. "STOP IT!"

When Zelda didn't stop, Peach went and hit her across the head with a frying pan but it only angered Zelda.

"HOW DARE YOU!" shrieked Zelda, hitting Peach across the room.

"Peach!" yelled Roy. He went over to help her and as he bent down to pick her up, a vase hit the back of his head, knocking him out.

Samus then took her energy whip from her pocket and struck Zelda with it.

When it hit Zelda, she let go of Link and as he fell to the floor, it was obvious that he was unconscious.

"Run." advised Pit as Zelda started to advance towards Samus. "NOWW!"

As Samus started to run, Pit started to run after Zelda and he yelled back to Marth, the only one in the room that Zelda had not beat the crap out of, to call the police.

Marth was still shocked and pale but he made his way over to the phone and dialed '911'.

"O-o-officer," started Marth. "Zelda, the female psychopathic smasher, HAS JUST GONE FREAKIN PHSYCO ON US! GET A DAMN POLICE OFFICER OVER HERE! SHE'S HERE TO KILL! SHE KNOCKED OUT PEACH AND ROY AND LINK, AND SHE'S TRYING TO KILL SAMUS!" Marth was yelling so loud that the officer on the line said,

"Could you repeat that again, sir?"

Marth repeated himself by saying, "Would you just send a damn police officer. A psycho woman is trying to KILL US!"

"Well why didn't you say that in the first place?" asked the officer.

"Because I said more than that." answered Marth.

"Well, what is your location?" asked the officer.

"I'm at Princess Peach's damn castle where all hell has broken loose." said Marth.

"THERE'S A FRIGGIN PHSYCOPATHIC AT THE PRINCESS CASTLE?" yelled a hysteric officer. "WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

"Because I said more. I said Peach, didn't I?" said Marth.

"We'll be right over!" said the officer. "I'm sending our SWAT team, too."

"Wait!" yelled Marth into the phone. "We only ne-"

The officer hung up in his face.

"I guess I'll have to wait until they get here." he said, propping his foot up on Link.

He heard banging upstairs as soon as the door was knocked in.

"MKPD! (A/N, Mushroom Kingdom Police Department!)" yelled the officers as they rushed in.

"Hi, I'm officer DaisyLover...it's my code name." said an officer to Marth.

"Okaaaay." said Marth, rolling his eyes. "And that psycho woman named Zelda is upstairs probably claiming another victim."

"Okay." said officer DaisyLover. "LET'S MOVE MEN AND GET THESE PEOPLE ON STRECHERS TO THE HOSPITAL!

LoneWolf92: Well, it seems as if Zelda wasn't to happy with Link's boldness...

Princess Peachie: Hee-hee, Peachie cussing. I'd love to hear that in real life.

TheGoddessKnight: I admit that Link shouldn't have forgotten about those hideous mazes and puzzles and...and...temple and bringing Hyrule back to life in Wind Waker and fighting off all those enemys. But maybe he was getting paid! Remember all those rupies...LOL LOL LOL!

areku26: Well, I won't flame you! By the way, PeachxLink seems to be getting a lot more popular. As well as PeachxRoy/PeachxMarth.

crystalicios: Thanks for ALLLL the reviews! I think Zelda really would be mad like that in real life!