Theo: Cool, new story.

Joe: I'm not in it yet.

Theo: No-one's in it yet! It's a prologue. Firekid's really into those these days.

Silas: I'll be in it first.

Joe: Oh great, the new muse.

Silas: Maybe he got tired of you.

Joe: Tired of me? I'm his longest running muse! I've been in almost every story he's ever written!

Silas: Yeah, but what do you actually do?

Joe: Well, I... what about Theo?

Theo: Technical support.

Joe: Well what do you do?

Silas: I sort his reviews!

Joe: Oh... right...

Theo: He's probably going to get rid of you if you don't do something.

Joe: Crap! (runs out)

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Since the time of the four immortals, there have been Xiaolin Warriors. From that time, long ago, when man was struggling out of the ground, there were wars. Great wars, between good and evil. Xiaolin and Heylin.

And the wars continued, and through Roman, Greek, Egyptian and Aztec times, they went on. Through World War One and Two, they went on. Through the Great World Empires, they went on. Always two sides. Always Xiaolin. Always Heylin.

2006. A fight, longer than any other. More destructive than any other. More devastating than any other.

But still, it was not the end. The wars went on, far into the future. From the Dawn of Man to the End of Time…

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Me: Hi! This is Silas, my newest muse. Where's Joe?

Theo: Trying to find something to do to help you.

Me: Well, what do you two do?

Theo: Technical support.

Silas: I sort your reviews!

Me: So you're like Colza is to UXD. Cool.

Theo: This is gonna be a good story, people.

Silas: So R&R!