since more than one person decided to r & r my first comedy fic i decided to make an expansion .. )
( this is dark cloud 2 .. the movie )
movie announcer guy : in a world ruled by evil .. two heroes from different times unite to save the world from the ultimate evil ..
movie announcer guy : Arnold Schwartzanager is max .. wait what the hell I thought max was a puny super genius ..
Arnold : " get to the choppa .. get to the choppa "
movie announcer guy : and Angelina jolie is monica .. seriously who the hell casted this thing
Angelina :" in my woumb i carry my avenger "
movie announcer guy : i cant do this : walks off :
me : in all seriousness .. if there was a dark cloud the movie .. id be the one doing the casting for it .. it wouldn't be the joke you see above .. it would be scott menville .. ( max's voice actor ) and elizabeth bonner ( a close friend who looks and sounds so much like monica its scary )
and it would lack explosions ( cept in the volcano .. ) .. but would have tons of action .. maybe even a monimax love scene .. and would own the theatres .. and : wolf chimes in with a demonic voice : your immortal soulllllll
