( max and monica make fun of me .. pretty funny )
max : hey monica .. this fic writer is weird
monica : i heard he played dark cloud 2 for 3 years before finally beating it .. some say when he found out you couldn't save after beating the dark genie ( the only flaw in the whole damn game .. drives me nuts ) .. it drove him nuts ( that's what i just said )
max : i mean in a previous fic he paired me up with : shudders : claire
monica : dont feel bad max .. he had me paired up with a version of himself ..
max : i swear if i ever see him in person im gonna brain em with my bigass wrench
monica : that's alittle extreeme
max : have you ever seen claires ...
me : yo max .. yet again you cant say that in a teen fic
max : what the hell .. where did you come from
me : i live in the darkest depths of my own depraved mind .. i can appear and dissapear with the single press of a key
monica : what .. do you mean
me : you see im not accually here .. im on a computer .. far away from this world .. and i can make you do whatever i want to do ..
max and monica together : no you cant
me : fine then ... max eat your hat
max : - suddenly realises hes eating his hat -
monica : - scared as hell - .. please dont hurt me ..
me : - smiles - dont worry monica .. your my favorite .. i hate max tho
max : - stops eating hat - gah .. that's wrong ..
me : - evil laugh - .. i own your lives ... muhahahahaha
monica and max : - both have wtf look on faces - O.o that look
monica and max : yup hes nuts
