( max and monica make fun of me .. pretty funny )

max : hey monica .. this fic writer is weird

monica : i heard he played dark cloud 2 for 3 years before finally beating it .. some say when he found out you couldn't save after beating the dark genie ( the only flaw in the whole damn game .. drives me nuts ) .. it drove him nuts ( that's what i just said )

max : i mean in a previous fic he paired me up with : shudders : claire

monica : dont feel bad max .. he had me paired up with a version of himself ..

max : i swear if i ever see him in person im gonna brain em with my bigass wrench

monica : that's alittle extreeme

max : have you ever seen claires ...

me : yo max .. yet again you cant say that in a teen fic

max : what the hell .. where did you come from

me : i live in the darkest depths of my own depraved mind .. i can appear and dissapear with the single press of a key

monica : what .. do you mean

me : you see im not accually here .. im on a computer .. far away from this world .. and i can make you do whatever i want to do ..

max and monica together : no you cant

me : fine then ... max eat your hat

max : - suddenly realises hes eating his hat -

monica : - scared as hell - .. please dont hurt me ..

me : - smiles - dont worry monica .. your my favorite .. i hate max tho

max : - stops eating hat - gah .. that's wrong ..

me : - evil laugh - .. i own your lives ... muhahahahaha

monica and max : - both have wtf look on faces - O.o that look

monica and max : yup hes nuts