WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.
Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
High
Sesshomaru, Rin, Ah-Un and Jaken all walked through the large forest, the sun shining down on them. Sesshomaru's silver hair glistened in the sunlight, warming him and his armor as well. He sniffed the air, smelling flowers nearby. He grimaced. No doubt Rin would wish to take a break for them. He silently counted in his head.
Five...four...three...two...
"Ha! Sesshomaru-sama, look! Can Rin play in the flowers, please?" Rin asked. Sesshomaru grimaced.
One...
Sesshomaru turned to the flower field, then to the sun. They had much more time left, and he wanted to finish patroling his borders. Had he been anyone else, he would have pouted. Hesighed and nodded, only to see that Rin was already playing in the flowers.
He walked over to a nearby tree, staying away from the putrid smell. His nose wouldn't be able to take it if he got too close. He watched Rin jump up and down, carefree as she picked flowers and chased invisible things around the field. He stared as Rin's smiling face turned to him.
Something dreadful wound its way into his stomach...
"Sesshomaru-sama! Come play with Rin!" Rin squealed. Sesshomaru paled. Uh-oh...
Sesshomaru grimaced as Rin ran up to him and tugged at his sleeve. He slowly stood and walked into the field of flowers,glaring death at each flower. He knew something was going to go wrong. He just did.
The scent began to overwhelm him and his sensitive nose as he walked deeper into the field, Rin guiding him from his empty sleeve. Eventually his mind began to feel fuzzy and he could feel a slight heat in his cheeks, although he knew he wasn't blushing.
Rin looked up to Sesshomaru only to see him staggering a little. His movements had become wobbly and his eyes seemed swirly like. Rin began to worry for her InuYoukai suddenly. "Sesshomaru-sama? Are you alright...?" Rin asked.
Sesshomaru staggered before falling on his butt. His head lolled from one side to the other as all common sense left him, leaving behind its good friend stupidity.
"I'm fine...cherries...who? Blah!" Sesshomaru said in giddy happiness as he went into a fit of giggles. Rin backed away from him slowly. "Sesshomaru-sama?" She called again. He was acting...strange. She glanced around. Maybe it was the flowers?
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said Jill do you wanna? Jill said yes, undid her dress and then they had some fun! BUT SILLY JILL FORGOT HER PILL AND NOW THEY HAVE..." Sesshomaru got a questioning face and looked up, looking like a child in a stupor.
He smiled. "SOMETHING ELSE!" He said in glee. By then Rin, Jaken and Ah-Un were watching him on a hill top, far away from Sesshomaru and his flowers. Rin began to regret coming with Sesshomaru after he revived her...
"Jaken-sama...what's wrong with Sesshomaru-sama? He is scaring Rin..." Rin asked. Jaken couldn't even respond back. He was too shocked. Ah-Un's mouth dropped and the grass that it was grazing fell to the ground. It looked warily at the flowers. They nodded. They weren't planning on eating flowers for a looooooooooooooooooooong time now...
By then, Sesshomaru was jumping around, throwing flowers as he sang another song. "Rara boomdeeay! Why do I feel this way? Must be that girl next door, I threw her on the floor! I lifted up her skirt, and said this wouldn't hurt. Boy was her mom surprised to see her belly rise! Rara boomdeeay! Why do I feel this way? Must be that boy next door, he threw me on the floor! He lifted up my skirt, and said this wouldn't hurt. Boy was my mom surprised, to see my belly rise!" He sang merrily.
Rin's eyes widened. "Jaken-sama, Sesshomaru-sama wears a skirt?" Rin asked, but Jaken was too...unconscious to answer. Rin then thought to what Sesshomaru had said.
"Is Sesshomaru-sama bearing Miroku's child?"
END
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This was stupid...
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Symphony of Dreams signing off
"You can't have happiness without tragedy. You can't have tragedy without a victim. You can't have a victim without the insane. You can't have the insane without jealousy..."
