WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.
Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Hiccup
Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken and Ah-Un calmy walked down the forest path, Sesshomaru keeping all senses open for any adversaries. Jaken yanked Ah-Un's reins as they started slowing, Rin jerking from the action as she was sitting on the two-headed dragon. She scowled as she almost fell off from her spot.
"Jaken-sama, quit. Ah-Un is tired. Sesshomaru-sama, may we take a break for Ah-Un?" Rin asked. Sesshomaru stopped and glanced around. He could hear a river nearby, and there were no enemies in the area...
"Be quiet Rin! Master Sesshomaru does not need to hear your insolent whining!" Jaken screeched. Rin glared at him. Sesshomaru sat on a large tree root and nodded. "We will rest. Jaken, find Rin some food. Rin, go bathe..." Sesshomaru said. Both immediatly went to fulfill their duties, a certain green imp sputtering in surprise the entire way.
-Why do I even put up with him? Why do I put up with any of them?-
Sesshomaru thought. He sighed as he looked back. Ah-Un had gone off to graze the grass nearby, leaving Sesshomaru alone for the time.
"Damn Naraku...how could I let him escape like that?" Sesshomaru chanted. He had become obssessed with hunting down Naraku after the incident with Rin. He growled to himself.
"Curse him...when I find him...I'll-hic!" Sesshomaru's eyes widened in horror. What just happened? What was that? He felt another lump rising in his throat. He tried to surpress it, but nothing worked. Before he knew it, "Hic!" This time his body jerked with it.
Sesshomaru's hand flew to his mouth and covered it. His skin was paler than usual and his eyes were aghast. What the hell? What's wrong with him? Was he...was he...
"Am I cursed?" Sesshomaru whispered in his hand. He couldn't be cursed! Sesshomaru was never cursed...the monk and the flower incident not counting.
"Hic! Hic!" Sesshomaru quickly got up, ignoring Jaken and Rin who had just come into the clearing and fled into the forest. This could not be happening!
Rin watched Sesshomaru questioningly before fleeing into the forest behind him. She just hoped he hadn't gone crazy again like before. Ever since the flower incident, he had steered clear of any flower fields, and Rin wasn't that crazy of Sesshomaru being like that again for a while.
She cautiously walked through the forest until she found a...bouncing Sesshomaru? "Sesshomaru-sama? Are you...alright?"
-Shit! Rin's here...not good. I can't let her see me like this! I'm cursed...what if she gets it? Shit!-
Sesshomaru thought. "Ri-hic! Rin, get awa-hic hic! Away from here!" Sesshomaru growled, trying to keep in his 'curse'. He scowled as he hit the oak tree and an acorn fell on his head. "Da-hic!" He growled and was about to stomp off when he heard Rin laughing.
-Rin's laughing...at me! How dare she? How dare she laugh at this Sesshomaru's misery!-
Sesshomaru thought. He wanted to hurt her now, but he knew he couldn't. He'd never be able to hurt her purposely.
"Sesshomaru-sama, you have the hiccups!" Rin squealed as best she could through the fit of giggles. Sesshomaru stared at her as if she were mad. "No, I'm cursed Rin. That's why I wish for you to get away, in case the curse is contageous." Sesshomaru said seriously.
Rin laughed even harder, not even giving an ounce on holding back and saving her Inutaiyoukai a shred of dignity. By the time Rin was done explaining, Sesshomaru was embarrassed beyond anything he knew.
"Hiccups? You're kidding..." Sesshomaru couldn't believe it. Who knew that the Great Inu TaiYoukai Sesshomaru would get the hiccups...much less learn it from a human child. Sesshomaru growled. He would never get the hiccups again.
It was already a day after the incident with his hiccups. Sesshomaru couldn't have been in a better mood, give or take. Jaken had tripped and Ah-Un 'accidentally' stepped all over him, and Sesshomaru 'accidentally' threw a rock at his head for slowing them down.
Now he sat alone once again, waiting for Rin and Jaken to get back from their appointed duties, and Ah-Un off in the distance grazing grass. Sesshomaru sighed as he thought about how he would kill Naraku when...
"Hic! DAMN IT!"
END
Hehe...As you can see these are mainly one shots. Buh-bye now:)
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Symphony of Dreams signing off
"You can't have happiness without tragedy. You can't have tragedy without a victim. You can't have a victim without the insane. You can't have the insane without jealousy..."
