Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Blooper 1-3

Ch. 1- Groped (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
Kagome and Sango quickly ran down the hill before Inuyasha could voice his fee-- THUMP

Kagome- Ow! Hey, Miroku you tripped me!
Miroku- (innocent face) I don't know what you're talking about Kagome-sama.
Sango- (hits head with Hiraikostu) You idiot, now we have to do the whole scene again! (mad)
Miroku- (unconscious)
Symphony- (sweatdrop) Great...he's unconsious...(note the sarcasm) Thank you so much Sango.
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Sango- Eh? (clueless)
Symphony- Just start again...(goes off mumbling about stupid perverts and dumb giant boomerangs)

Scene - 2
Sesshomaru's eyes widened in horror. Someone was touching his butt! He turned to see the monk that his mother...

Symphony- Sesshomaru! What's wrong?
Sesshomaru- Um...the line's wrong.
Syphony- Eh? (doesn't notice)
Inuyasha- It's supposed to be brother, not mother...(grumbles about dumb authors)
Symphony- Excuse me Inuyasha, but I am an authorESS thank you very much. Scene again!

Scene - 3
"Will you be the mother of my children?" He heard the monk say. He had had enough. "Monk..." He growled out. Miroku opened his eyes, only to have himself...

Sesshomaru- (blinks) What was my line again?
Symphony- (crying) I'll never get through this story...
Sesshomaru- (clueless) What I do?


Ch. 2- High (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
Sesshomaru, Rin, Ah-Un and Jaken all walked through the large forest...

Symphony- Not THIS early in the freakin story!
Rin- I have to go to the bathroom...
Symphony- (anime fall) Then go...
Rin- (get's kidnapped by Naraku)
Sesshomaru- (growl) How dare you touch what belongs to this Sesshomaru! (leaps)
Symphony- (kills Naraku) (pissed) This is MY freakin kid you homosexual bastard! Get your own!
Sesshomaru- (blinks) Huh?

Scene - 2
Sesshomaru staggered before falling on his butt. His head lolled from one side to the other as all common sense left him, leaving behind its good friend stupidity.

Symphony- (praying that nothing goes wrong)
Sesshomaru- ...
Symphony- (glares at sky) Damn you God...
Sesshomaru- I refuse to act like that. I did that little dance for you, I refuse to act like a bafoon and say those things in front of Rin...
Symphony- Fine! We'll get a damn freakin monkey and make it play your part!
Monkey- ..."Uh...ooh ooh..."
Symphony- Just do the line Sesshomaru...(crying)

Scene - 3
Rin's eyes widened. "Jaken-sama, Sesshomaru-sama wears a skirt?" Rin asked, but Jaken was too...unconscious to answer. Rin then thought to what Sesshomaru had said.

"Is Sesshomaru-sama bearing Miroku's child?"

Sesshomaru- (glaring death at Symphony)
Symphony- Eh...hehe... :) Buh-bye. (runs for her freakin life)
Sesshomaru- (note: think of a priss or prep when he says this) Oh no she didn't! (runs after her)


Ch. 3- Hiccup (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken and Ah-Un calmy walked down the forest path-- THUMP

Symphony- You have got to be freakin shitting me! (pissed off)
Sesshomaru- (gets up) Who the hell made the great Sesshomaru trip? (pissed too)
Symphony- Who givesa freakin shit if you tripped? You ruined my story!...Again!
Jaken- How dare you, you insolent wench!
Symphony- (glares) I've never had toad legs before...
Jaken- Eh...(backs away) You can talk to Sesshomaru however you want!
Sesshomaru- (sarcastic) Oh, you're soo loyal Jaken...

Scene - 2
"Hic!" This time his body jerked with it. Sesshomaru glared at his bottom, his hands curling into a fist.

Symphony- That's not...in the script...
Sesshomaru- (punches ground)
Crazy Fan Girls- Hey!
Symphony- Oo They hid in the ground? (completely shocked)
A Crazy Fan Girl- Yeah! I got a picture of his ass:)
Symphony- (looks at sky) Is it so wrong to want a good fic!

Scene - 3
Sesshomaru sighed as he thought about how he would kill Naraku when...

Sesshomaru- Uh-oh...
Symphony- (pleading to Inuyasha) Please just kill me already! I can't take it!
Inuyasha, Kagome, & others- Oo Uh...o...kay?
Sesshomaru- I lost my hiccups...Oo

END


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Symphony of Dreams signing off
"Impure has become pure. Pure has become impure. Good has become evil. Evil has become good. To live is to die. To die is to live. Is this truly our reason of being?"