WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.


Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Numb

Sesshomaru stared at the full moon, his hair blowing gently as the wind blew through his silver mane. His golden eyes glowed in peace and sleepiness as he began to close them. He hadn't slept in a while and tonight would be perfect to get some shut eye. Sesshomaru soon found himself in a dream land, pure bliss upon his face.


Sesshomaru's eyes shot open as Rin jumped into his lap. He wanted to push her off, but he didn't feel like it. He sighed and sat there, Rin on his leg as they watched Jaken try to catch Ah-Un. The dragon just continued jumping over the imp and occasionly spewing out lightning from their mouths. Sesshomaru smirked as Jaken began dancing with fire on his clothes and feet.

It was already mid-morning by the time the dragon decided to be caught. Sesshomaru allowed Rin to get off before standing himself...'thump!'

Rin looked back to Sesshomaru only to see him still on the ground in a different position. Sesshomaru scowled at himself. He couldn't feel his legs! He growled and tried to stand back up again, only to succeed in falling flat on his face again.

-Mother fucker...this is bull shit! I hatemy life, I hate my life! Is Jaken laughing at me? I'll kill him...Grr...-
Sesshomaru thought. He sent an evil glare at Jaken, which easily shut his tupid toady frog self up. Sesshomaru stood again, this time succeeding in standing.

Rin cheered as she jumped up on Ah-Un. Now they could get moving! Ah-Un and Jaken waited for Sesshomaru to move...which for some reason he wasn't. "Sesshomaru-sama? Are you alright?" Rin asked. Sesshomaru seemed to be really retarded as of late.

Sesshomaru stood stiff as he tried to move his numb legs. Why couldn't he feel them? Was he cursed? Sesshomaru growled. Damn it, why is that when something's wrong with him, being cursed is the immediate thing to come to his head?

Sesshomaru moved one leg forward. His body twisted and lolled as his leg let out and he fell once more. He growled, everyone backing away from him. Rin then smiled. "Sesshomaru-sama's baby must be getting heavier!" Jaken stared at Rin in horror. "Sesshomaru-sama is NOT pregnant Rin!" He screeched.

Rin glared. "Uh-huh! Miroku-sama touched Sesshomaru-sama's butt, and then Sesshomaru-sama said his belly rised and that he wore a skirt. Sesshomaru-sama is prenant!" Rin argued. Sesshomaru stared in horror at his two wards. He glared. That monk...

Sesshomaru stood again and stomped a few steps. He glared at Rin. "Rin, I am not pregnant." And he made another step...only to twist and fall again. Sesshomaru swore that if he were someone else, he would have been crying.

Sesshomaru felt a weird pain shoot through both legs. When he tried to move them, the pain grew. He let them stay and he pain lessened until it grew again. Sesshomaru growled. His hands began rubbing them to get the sensation to go away. Why were they acting like this?

Rin and Jaken stared at Sesshomaru as he rubbed his legs, twisted, and rubbed some more. Jaken looked at Rin as she looked back, Ah-Un looking at each other. All three nodded in agreement.

"Sesshomaru-sama's prengant alright..."

END


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