WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.


Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Gum

Sesshomaru fell onto his bed as he thought about the days events. This morning Rin annoyed him to no end to play with some...barbies which of course, Sesshomaru denied to all his being...so instead he got stuck with playing dress up. It was a nightmare.

At work, Inuyasha broke his valuable vase and now he has to get another one made. Then his computer broke down on him, and then Kagura decided to grace him with her damn...Sesshomaru sighed. He wasn't in the mood to curse Kagura right now. He closed his eyes and drifted to sleep, not noticing the little girl just outside his door...

Rin waited until she was sure Sesshomaru was asleep before walking into his room. She looked around and found a pack of gum called 'Big Red'. She shrugged and sat on his bed, sticking the gum in her mouth, and playing with Sesshomaru's pretty hair. He had played dress up with her today, but he wasn't very good at it.

She chewed the red piece of gum a couple of times, before a great heat shot out and burned her taste buds. Her eyes watered and her mouth opened, the gum falling out and landing withsoft 'plop'...

Right in the center of Sesshomaru's hair...

Rin's eyes widened and she tried to get it out, succeeding in making matters worse. Now the gum was spread all over the back of Sesshomaru's head and it was all knotty. Rin panicked. She decided to just give up and ran to her room, locking it. She guessed that Sesshomaru was going to be the new boogy-man tonight...


Sesshomaru rolled over, the sun shining in his eyes. He squinted, looking around. Something wasn't right...Rin would have been in here by now waking him up, but she wasn't. He sat up, stretching his limbs before going into the bathroom. When he picked up his brush to smooth out his mane, his brush got stuck on something.

He pulled the brush in front of him to see red sticky stuff streatching from the back of his head. His eyes widened as his hand quickly flew to the back of his head. He ran into his room and saw his new pack of 'Big Red' had been opened and a piece was missing.

His anger went up as he pulled gum out of his hair. He screamed the name of the one person he knew would do something like this...

"RIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

"I didn't do it!"

END


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Symphony of Dreams signing off
"There can be no good without evil. There can be no evil without good. There cannot be either without us."