Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Blooper 5-7

Ch. 5- Numb (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
Sesshomaru stared at the full moon, his hair blowing gently as the wind blew through his silver mane- CRASH!

Symphony- Oo What the hell?
Sesshomaru- Help me!
Kagome- The wind blew him...away...(shocked)
Symphony- Oo O...kay then...Sesshomaru, why are you blowing in the wind like a leaf?
Sesshomaru- I'm on a diet!
Everyone- Oo (thinking) He has to go on a diet?
Symphony- ... ... ...(walks away muttering) Damn...if he has to go on a diet...(looks at herself) Holy shit, I must be fat...

Scene - 2
The dragon just continued jumping over the imp and occasionly spewing out lightning from their mouths. Sesshomaru smirked as Jaken began dancing with fire on his clothes and feet.

Ah-Un- (hits Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru- (on fire) Ahhhhhh! I'm burning, I'm burning! My hair! Ahhhhhh! (squeals like girl)
Inuyasha- (falls over laughing) That's what you get, bastard!
Kagome- (throws bucket of water)
Sesshomaru- (hair is gone) You wench! You could have gotten here BEFORE my hair was lit on fire!
Symphony- (cries...loudly)
Shippo- What's wrong with her?
Symphony- Sesshy's bald! (cries harder)

Scene - 3
Rin and Jaken stared at Sesshomaru as he rubbed his legs, twisted, and rubbed some more. Jaken looked at Rin as she looked back, Ah-Un looking at each other. All three nodded in agreement.

"Sesshomaru-sama's pregnant alright..."

Sesshomaru- I am NOT pregnant...(mumbles under breath)
Symphony- Yeah, he's just got fleas! (smiles)
Sesshomaru- O O I do not!
Symphony- (glares) Uh-huh! See? Myoga's right there! (points to head)
Myoga- (runs... ... ...er, hops for his life) Oo


Ch. 6- Gum (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
Sesshomaru rolled over, the sun shining in his eyes. He squinted, looking around-

Sesshomaru- (screams) Holy hell!
Symphony- ?.? What?
Sesshomaru- Jaken! Get out of my bed!
Symphony- (yells) You gay toad! I didn't have you in this chapter! Out! You can't sleep with Sesshomaru, out out OUT!
Jaken- But he was so beautiful!
Symphony & Sesshomaru- YOU GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL! Oo


Ch. 7- Pranks (Bloopers)

Scene - 1
He hoistened his stink bomb just above Sesshomaru's head and dropped it.

Sesshomaru- (yells) Damn it Rin! You were supposed to catch that!
Rin- (eyes like this: O O) (slowly hides in tree)
Inuyasha- (falls out of tree laughing)

Scene - 2
... ... ... ...

Symphony- (glares) Damn it, where the hell is Sesshomaru?
Everyone- ... ... ... ...
Symphony- (walks to Broom Closet) (sees Jaken with Sessh tied up) O O Y-YOU HOMSEXIST!
Sesshomaru- Mmph mf euurrgh! (trying to curse)
Jaken- (panicks)
Symphony- (kicks toad ass) ... ... ... (thinks) Sesshomaru just got molested by a frog... Oo Ew.


Oo
Oh boy...

Symphony of Dreams signing off