A/N. This came from looking at a picture of Hoemione and I'm listening to stupid girls so... This is the product of it ta da daaaaa
Hermione just arrived on the train in the nick of time due to the fact that she had to fit into her rags; I mean clothes… yes clothes.
She walks in her friend's compartment and they were talking animatedly. Harry turned to see who came in and screamed. "AHHHHH MY EYES THEY'RE SOILED!" For there was Hermione in a top that shows so much cleavage that it was a wonder how her boobs didn't fall out and a mini-shorts that was shorter than her undies.
Ginny who hasn't turned to look at Hermione yet says to Harry in a sweet tone. "Harry, you are so innocent."
She then turns to see who came in and yells, "aaaahhh my eyes"
Ron finally got the idea and turned to look at Hermione, in shock he says with red tinted cheeks, "wha... what happened Hoe- I mean Hermione?"
"Well because I read all those boring books that I owned and decided to read my sister's magazines and I got hooked and they showed me how to dress," adding a little giggle that ran down everyone's spine.
Draco Malfoy then randomly walks in, looking for little first years to torture, instead he got a eye full of Hermione. "What the hell! What happen to you mudblood?"
Hermione than advances seductively to Draco and whispered huskily, "What did you think happen, sexy" and proceeded to wrap an arm around him scaring the hell out of him. "Someone help me... PLEASE!"
Since Snape has super sonic hearing he came to the rescue or at least tried to. "What the hell? Miss granger, unhand Mr. Malfoy now!"
Hermione taking it the wrong way smirks evilly and says "Oh I see you want some of me too... don't worry there's plenty!"
Snape then turned paler, (to the shock of all students in the compartment) "WHAT! NNNNNNOOOO!"
"I know you want me.."
"Mummy..."
"WAIT!" exclaims Ginny I've got a plan. (she does take after Ron.. from Potter puppet pals)
"Hoe- I mean Hermione if you have um -it with Snape (everyone shuddered except hoemione) you'll gain 2 pounds!"
Hermione starts to hyperventilate "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. I GAINED 2 PUONDS!"
"Quick chuck something that's not 'in' right now on her," Neville exclaims (in my fanfics people 'exclaims')
Ginny threw a hair ribbon on hoemione and waited for the results. Hoemione came to a standstill eyeing he ribbon before screaming her brains out. "AAHH It's a hair ribbon that so June... AAAHHHHH"
The trolley lady just happen to be doing her rounds and says that oh so famous line, "anything off the trolley, dears?"
"Oh. My. God... food... junk food..." In hoemiones' despair she starts running up and down the train and entering into random compartments and one compartment had n open window and she fell out the window. Then there was a big awkward silence.
Ginny, being the little silence breaker says, "Well that took care of that problem."
"A thousand kabillion zillion billion twenty thousand million zoomillion points to the trolley lady!" Snape declared.
Dumbledore then strolls in with the house cup and gave it to her. Everyone cheers and lived happily ever after (except for Hoemione who is dead).
