WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.


Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Eyebrows

Rin watched her lord as Sesshomaru slowly walked through the dense forest. Jaken and Ah-Un were not far behind, and she could hear the leather of the reins being tugged as Jaken tried to pull the demon along. It didn't, however, and made Sesshomaru stop and look at it. Ah-Un stopped walking and sat down and went to sleep. Sesshomaru growled, his eyebrow twitching in annoyance.

He did it again...

Rin glared at the twitching eyebrow. Something was on her lord's face...and she needed to get it off. He must not like to have that little critter going up and down on his forehead. Rin nodded. She would take care of Sesshomaru's pest problem, even if it killed her...well...probably not that far, but you get the idea.

Sesshomaru walked over to a large tree and sat down, closing his eyes as the sunlight hit his face. He sat there, thinking once more as to how he could defeat Naraku, and get rid of his annoying little half-brother at the same time. He could feel a growl rise as he thought of the two half-breeds at once. He surpressed it and sighed. He needed to cool down. He allowed his mind to drift into a rift between dreams and reality.

He fell asleep...

Rin snickered evilly. Finally. She looked to Jaken only to see him stuck under Ah-Un as the dragon smiled in its sleep. Jaken continued to squawk in outrage, muffled by the dragon's body and the ground that was smashing his face.

Rin took out a dagger that Sesshomaru-sama gave her for when she hunted rabbits and such. She slowly walked over to Sesshomaru and stared at the slender, furry little things on his forehead. She glared as they occasionally twitched from muscle spasms. She brought the dagger down slowly.

Her lord will be so proud of her!


Sesshomaru stretched his back, allowing it to crack back into place. He shook his head lightly and looked around. Rin and Jaken were currently sleeping, while Ah-Un was nearby in a field grazing. He put his hand to his face and rubbed his eyes, when he noticed something was wrong.

He drew in his brows...or at least tried to.

His hand flew up to his forehead. His eyes were wide in horror. He looked to Rin. She didn't...did she? He quickly made his way to a nearby river and looked in it. He gasped.

"WHERE ARE MY EYEBROWS!"

Rin quietly made her way away from Sesshomaru...


Sorry for the long wait. I got high school and now I'm a freshman. Plus, I have other stories to update. I'll do this occasionally, but don't expect much.

Symphony of Dreams signing off