Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Bloopers 9-11
Ch. 9- Voodoo (Bloopers)
Scene - 1
She looked inside the old log to see-
Rin- Ahhhhh! Sesshomaru-sama, help Rin!
Symphony- 0o Is that...a racoon?
Sesshomaru- ... ... ...(asleep)
Symphony- (kicks him) Go save Rin!
Sesshomaru- Pssh, I ain't lettin that thing near my hair...
Symphony- 0o...then I'll tie you up with Jaken...
Sesshomaru- Come here Rin, I'll get it off of you...(saves Rin)
Symphony- (grins)
Scene - 2
Sesshomaru jumped up immediatly and began rubbing his bum. Jaken stared at him again. He glared.
Sesshomaru- What the hell are you looking at?
Jaken- It's part of the scene...
Sesshomaru- Then get a new scene...(walks away)
Symphony- (blinks) Hey...(blinks again) Where's he goin?
Inuyasha- Did she go to sleep last night?
Kagome- Nope! She ate an entire thing of Kit Kat, then she ate some Hershey's then she had some soda, and then she ate ten Lunchables. She's been up all night playing her game, trying to get the secret characters.
Inuyasha- Oh...no wonder she's slow today.
Everyone- (nods)
Ch. 10- Eyebrows (Bloopers)
Scene - 1
Rin watched her lord as Sesshomaru slowly walked through the dense forest. A faint wind blew by, knocking off...Sesshomaru's hair?
Everyone- O O What the hell...?
Sesshomaru- Shut up! My hair still needs to grow back from chapter five, alright! Sheesh, you act like you've never seen me bald...
Symphony- ... ... ...(sniff)
Naraku- Oh great, she's gonna do it again...
Symphony- SESSHY'S BALD! WAAAAHHHH!
Inuyasha- She is so pathetic...
Symphony- (kicks Inuyasha) (glomps Naraku) Now you're the only one with pretty hair!
Naraku- 0o
Scene - 2
She glared as they occasionally twitched from muscle spasms. She brought the dagger down slowly.
Sesshomaru- (jumps up) Holy shit! Rin, you were supposed to cut my eyebrows, not cut me!
Rin- Rin is sorry Sesshomaru-sama! Rin didn't mean to! Please don't be angry at Rin!
Sesshomaru- Damn that stings!
Symphony- Oh shut up you big baby...you're a friggin demon, you'll heal...
Sesshomaru- How dare you!
Symphony- How dare I what? (clueless)
Everyone- (sweat drop) She is such an idiot...how the hell is she in high school?
Scene - 3
He quickly made his way to a nearby river and looked in it. He gasped.
Symphony- (pushes Sesshomaru into water)
Sesshomaru- What the hell was that for? (pissed)
Symphony- (smiles) I just couldn't resist!
Sesshomaru- (growls) You...you...you little...
Symphony- Little what? (glares)
Sesshomaru- Ah...you little...pretty little thing! (smiles and walks away)
Symphony- (eyes Sesshomaru) As much as that would delight me and make my dreams come true, this is not the place. (throws rock at Sesshomaru's head)
Sesshomaru- (thunk) OW!
Ch. 11- Dye (Bloopers)
Scene - 1
He looked around for Rin, but found no sight of her among the mass of dancing teenagers. He growled. He was getting too old for this crap...
Sesshomaru- ... ... ...
Symphony- What? Come on!
Inuyasha- I bet the bastard doesn't want to continue because he get's turned into a gay color...
Sesshomaru- (glares at Inuyasha) Half-breed...
Inuyasha- (glares back) Bastard...
Symphony- What is the damn problem?
Sesshomaru- (mumbles) I am not old...
Symphony- 0o That's it?
Sesshomaru- Yes.
Scene - 2
Rin took a mirror out of her purse and gave it to him. Sesshomaru looked in it and nearly fainted.
HE WAS PINK!
"INUYASHA!"
Inuyasha- Huh?
Symphony- (smacks) Now we have to dye Sesshomaru again!
Sesshomaru- WHAT! No you're not!
Symphony- Yes we are damn it!
Sesshomaru- Puh. No, you're not. (flies away)
Symphony- (gasp) Hey! Inuyasha, fetch!
Inuyasha- - -; You're kidding, right?
Symphony- Am I supposed to be? (stupid)
Kagome- She's hopeless Inuyasha...
Inuyasha- Yeah, we know...(walks away)
Symphony- (shrugs) Oh Jaken...let's play Kill The Freaky Toad game again!
Jaken- Aaaah! Sesshomaru-sama, wait for meeeeeee!
... ... ...okay, bye!
Symphony of Dreams signing off
