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Isn't it so adorable?
ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter Two:
Previously:
"So, you hit me with your book? And dropped me on my head? What an excellent healer you'll make some day Lily-bean."
"Oh shove it Potter. You know just where you can go."
"Tisk, tisk! First hurting me and then telling me to shove it? Where's you sympathy Lily-bean?"
"It went down the loo as soon as I met you. Besides, it's your entire fault that I hurt you."
"Oh, how is it my fault?"
"BECAUSE YOU SNOGGED MY HAND!"
"I didn't snog your hand, per say."
"Oh REALLY? Then how in sodding hell did my hand get covered in YOUR saliva? I didn't just stick it in there. Your not a bloody calf!"
"You stuck your hand in a baby cow's mouth?"
Lily's face was turning red. "They er, like to suck on people's hands."
"So you voluntarily stuck your hand in there?"
"Er...Yes."
"And you're disgusted by me supposedly snogging your hand?"
"Yes Potter. Very disgusted."
"So a calf can song your hand, but not me?"
"IT WASN'T SNOGGING MY HAND! IT WAS TEETHING!"
"So if I was teething..."
"I would get you a rubber ring."
"Oh." James now saw that this argument had a dead end. And he just loved to see his Lily-Bean angry, it made her eyes all flashy. So...
"By the way, you misunderstood my body language. When I was licking your hand, I was pretending to snog you. On your mouth. You know, actual snogging."
"That's disgusting you know Potter, pretending to snog me whilst you really snogging my hand. You really need to grow up a bit."
"I have grown up a bit, just not a whole lot."
"Well your going to have to if you want to be a father. Especially if I'm going to be the mother."
"Of course I'd love to father your babies Lily-Bean..." Lily slapped him on the arm, careful to avoid his head.
"It wasn't an invitation you stupid git."
James pouted. "Why must you always crush my dreams?"
"Because all of your dreams involve you getting it on with me."
"No they don't."
"Alright then what else do you dream about?"
"Oh no just you, you're just not always getting it on with me, exactly."
"ERGH! You perverted prat!"
"SEE! You're always putting me down."
"No I'm not Potter."
"You don't even call me by my first name. Sure, you call Snape by his first name, just not me..."
Lily now felt bad. James did look really put down. "Er, that's not true! I call loads of people by their surname, like...Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Pomfrey!"
"Your supposed to call Professors by their surnames Lily."
"Madame Pomfrey isn't a Professor."
"Lily-Bean."
"Alright FINE! For this project to work, I suppose we'll have to compromise. I'll call you by your first name, and you...can't hit on me."
"But hitting on you is..."
PO-I mean...JAMES!"
"Yay! And by the way, you can't hit me with books anymore."
"Then you can't snog my hands."
"Then you can't cover my mouth. Freedom of speech!"
"Then you can't...talk about how you think I want to shag you."
"What about..."
"Or snog you."
"Okay what about..."
"Or hug you."
"Picky! What about..."
"Or that you think I think you're sexy."
"What about fit?"
"That too.
"I think you've gotten everything."
"You can't swear either ...James."
"Me swear? What about you?"
"Shut up."
"Then you can't say shut up around little Harry James either."
"It won't be a little Harry James. It will be a little Jennifer Lily.
"Maybe not!"
"Oh but I know it will, because I am a mother and I know these things."
"But you're not a mother yet."
"Oh shut…shush up. I can still get my maternal instincts early!"
"NO you can't. It's not possible."
"Yes it is."
"Then fine, my paternal instinct has kicked in and…I say that little Jenny will play Quidditch."
"She'll never be old enough to play Quidditch James."
"It's never to early for Quidditch!"
"Yes there is. Why? When did you start?"
"When I was one."
"When you were bloody one?"
"No swearing Lily-bean."
"Sorry….but you were ONE!"
"Yep. My parents bought me a toddler broom that just floats around like a couple feet from the ground, and before I could hold myself on it my dad would hold me up and walk beside. But by the time I was three I could do it myself, and when I was four I got a real, but small broom."
"Alright fine, she can ride a broom, but only with supervision."
"Well of course."
"Then we have to read to her a lot too, so that she learns to like it and can read Dr. Seuss books by herself by 3 or 4."
"Dr. Seuss?"
"He's a muggle author, that writes REALLY good books for children. Like Green Eggs and Ham."
"Green Eggs and Ham?"
"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" Lily recited. "Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse?"
"What the hell…heck are you on about?"
"It's an excerpt from Green Eggs and Ham. This little creature thing named Sam tries to get this other creature to Eat Green Eggs and Ham. But the other creature doesn't want to, but finally does and at the end of the story…"
"NO DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!" James had now clapped his hands over his ears. "I want to read it myself if it's such a good book."
"It was the first book I ever read, and before I could, I actually could remember which part of the story went with each picture, so I had the book memorized."
"Well weren't you a nerdy little toddler.."
"Oh…shush up."
All of a sudden a loud voice rang through the school. "All Seventh Years please report to the Great Hall with your partners, to receive your child."
Lily looked at the bed that Pomfrey had strapped him down on so that he wouldn't escape. But then she notice wheels on the legs. "Well," she sighed. "I just suppose I shall have to roll you down to the Great Hall."
James looked at her, slightly frightened. "Please be careful of the stairs."
Authors Note: Yayz another chapter. Sorry for the late update, and please review. I still stand by the now, at least 7 reviews. I don't car if you say yes or no (yes for you like it or no for you don't) though reviews with feedback are GREATLY appreciated, and are replied to.
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