A/N: So I see I have at least 8 reviews. This speculation makes me very happy indeed. Yes, yes…

Chappie # 2

Winged Miko: So every body, how do you like the set up so far?

Koga: Why'd I have to be the stalker, you know Kagome is already in love with me!

Kagome: What! I am so not in love with you Koga, you wish.

Koga: I do wish Kagome (gets up and walks over to Kags)

Kagome: W- what are you doing?"

Koga: nothing you need to worry about… (Pounces on Kagome's lap)

Kagome: Hey! Get off of me! SESSHOMARU!

Sesshomaru: What.

Kagome: Get him off of me!

Sesshomaru: get him off your self.

Winged Miko: Sesshomaru go help her!

Sesshomaru: No.

Winged Miko: Fine! You'll just find yourself missing something in the story, since I'm the author of the story you'll be missing Mr. Package!

Sesshomaru glares at winged miko and stalks over to Kags.

Disclaimer: I do not Own Inuyasha

First Day on the Job

BEEP! BEEP! Kagome's alarm went off at 5 o'clock in the morning.

"What the…" Kagome was flabbergasted. She reached up and scratched her bed hair, "I could have sworn I set the alarm to 7… oh well." Kagome stumbled out of bed and into the bathroom. She took a quick shower and came out.

"Damn it. I forgot to bring a towel!" Kagome brain screamed. Kagome peeked open the door and looked through. Well there was nobody awake and roaming about. She just hopes that Miroku won't show up out of nowhere and see her. It was kinda cold too. Kagome wrapped her slippery arms around herself and dashed out the door. To late.

As Kagome headed to her room there was light in the kitchen. The fridge was open.

"That must be Miroku with his morning snack. Eep hide!" Kagome was about to dodge behind the couch when Miroku greeted her loudly.

"Kagome I'm surprised to see you aw---- wow." Miroku said as he stared at her naked body.

"Turn around, turn around!" Kagome shrieked.

"Are you sure?" Miroku grinned as he took in Kagome's form. Definitely not better then Sango's.

"YES!" Kagome screamed this time. Out ran a sleepy Sango with a bat in hand. She swung it around blindly.

"Where, where is he let me get im." Sango yawned and walked over to the couch and fell asleep obviously oblivious to the whole situation. Kagome looked away from the couch and turned around to find Miroku staring at her chest. Kagome walked up to him calmly and gave him a hard smack to the head. He fell on his face and Kagome walked away to her room.

"It's too early for this." Kagome shook her head and pulled out her clothes. A pair of black slacks and a white dress shirt. Kagome rushed her clothes on and swashed on some chap stick. She ran into the kitchen and made herself some break fast. Miroku and Sango disappeared. Miroku must have brought her back their room upstairs. Nothings better then starting your day off with some fresh OJ and buttered toast. Kagome plopped down on the couch and enjoyed her breakfast. It was now 7 o'clock. She flicked the TV to channel 5 news.

Kenchin: Thank you Sage, and for today's weather forecast it will be bright and shiny like yesterday. Over all there will be a few sprinkles and showers here and there around the northern regions. That is all for the weather. Back to you Sage.

Sage: Boy good thing we don't live in the northern region huh Kenchin? They always seem to get the worst of it. Anyways for today's other news there was a disturbance out side of Koga Corp yesterday afternoon. The leader of the company named Koga Akamatsu had a mental break down earlier with in the day. He was seen throwing things out of his office window angrily all the while yelling out the name 'Kagome.' No one was seriously injured but there were a few cases of minor injuries. It seems that the objects that were thrown out the window make contact with a civilian's head. There is no word on the victim's current condition.

Kenchin: Just now in…

"Weird…" Kagome turned off the TV and wondered about approaching Koga about this matter. Nah. What a weirdo, creeps me out sometimes.

Kagome got up and threw the dishes into the sink and waited until the clock said 7:30. When the clock did say 7:30 Kagome left the house in a hurry and took the bus to her new job.

I gotta go buy a car, maybe a nice BMW. A black one! I think I have enough money for one…

Kagome stepped of the bus and into the building. Just as she reached the top floor she bumped into Mr. Taisho.

"1000 apologies Mr. Taisho, I didn't see you." Sesshomaru looked down on Kagome and nodded towards her.

"I see that you are prompt Ms. Higurashi." Kagome nodded with her head still bowed,

"Your office is to the right of mines. When you get there, there are a few memos to be typed and a list of errands on your desk."

"Yes Mr. Taisho I will get started right away." Kagome bowed and quickly walked away to where her office was. She opened the door and walked into the office. It was nothing to special, just the basics. A desk, a computer, a few writing utensils, a chair, a fern or two and dark drapes for the large window. It just needed a few of Kagome's touches and it would be perfect. Kagome set her purse down on her desk and explored the room a bit further. There was a coat rack, which was not needed anyways. Kagome sighed and looked at the things she was suppose to do. She almost fell over backwards when she saw what the 'few' memos were. There were at least 20 of them. And on the errands there were at least 50 errands she had to run. Did he think that she was a machine? Well she would show him. Kagome typed all the memos with in the hour. She spent the next two hours copying and sending the memos out. Next she had to do the errands. Most of them were just making calls. For the last three hours she spent making and canceling appointments with people and businesses. And now she's down to the last two errands. Typing up a report and getting Mr. Taisho------ lunch?

He wants me to get him lunch! He can starve for all I care! Argh! Well now I'm gonna take an extra long time typing up this report. Ha! Take that Mr. Taisho.

When Kagome was done typing up the report she decided that she should go ask Mr. Taisho what he wanted for lunch instead of going out and buying him soy sauce and sushi like she originally planned. Kagome walked to Sesshomaru's office and knocked quietly on the door. She heard a faint grunt and she walked in.

"Mr. Taisho? I'm done with the report," she waved the report and placed it on his desk, he didn't even bother to look up from his computer, I bet he's looking at porn! "May I ask what you would like for lunch Mr. Taisho." Asked Kagome like a good little secretary.

At that moment Sesshomaru did look up from his computer. He gave her a strange look and then looked at the 20-paged report, he picked them up and flipped through them. They were written in 9 print font.

Never had his secretaries ever asked him what he would like for lunch before. It's a minor thing to be grateful for but still he couldn't go another day with eating sushi with soy sauce. That was the reason why he fired his last secretary, though she wasn't as nearly as good a secretary like Kagome is during her first day.

"Get me anything except sushi with soy." Sesshomaru waved his hand in dismissal.

Kagome waited for a few minutes for 'the boss' to give her his order but it came to late. She was all ready irritated. When he did finally give his order Kagome thought that she should just get him a plate full of sand and Koi fish (with soy sauce) for him to eat but she didn't want to get fired on her first day. Then he waved his hand at her like she was his little lap dog.

There is nothing I hate more them people who think I'm their servant. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him! He can't just dismiss me like I'm some dog! You better watch out Mr. Taisho because if you don't I just might accidentally slip something in your food. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

"Yes Mr. Taisho, I will be back with your lunch in 20 minutes." Kagome bowed and turned her back to leave. She felt as if Sesshomaru were staring at her back. In truth he was contemplating on what his secretary was like. Was she always this good mannered? Maybe he should test her limits.

"Ms. Higurashi, you did the work faster then I expected. I do hope that you did everything right, if not then you're the not right person for this job." Sesshomaru coldly said.

That did it. Kagome turned rigidly around to face the cold stoic faced man behind her. You could tell that she was angry. She tried to put on a calm demeanor but her anger was seeping through her voice. "Mr. Taisho… you said your self that I, Kagome Higurashi, am more then fit to work as your secretary. Do not turn around and tell me that I worked to fast, I typed and sent your stupid memos, and I did the 50 something errand that were on my desk! Just because I did them fast doesn't mean I didn't do a good job. Quality is better then quantity am I not right? I could be teaching at Tokyo University for Kami sake! I am a hell of a lot smarter then you give me credit for." Kagome scolded and yelled at him at the same time like a teacher to a child. Her boss stared and then furrowed his eyebrows at her. That was the only expression she has ever seen him with so far. He looked like the type who would always keep a poker face on.

Kagome turned once again and stormed out the office slamming the door behind her. Wow, I can't believe I just did that. I am so totally gonna get fired. Damn it! Why couldn't I just keep my mouth shut? Kagome wondered and left the building. She went to the nearest restaurant and ordered some oden for herself. She still had to order something for her boss. Damn. Kagome looked through the menu and found vegetable rice with a side of stake and fried shrimp would do for her 'master.' When she was done ordering she headed back to the office. She went all the way back to the top floor and barged into Mr. Taisho's office. He looked up and Kagome gently set his lunch in front of him then she walked out of his office and back to her own office that awaited her arrival.

She was done with all her work. Now what can she do to occupy the time she had left? Oh well, Might as well check my mail… Kagome got on her computer and went to her mailbox at She only had 1 new piece of mail. Hm… I wonder who this could be from? I don't know anybody by the name of alebik do I? The name sounded familiar… Wait that Sango's! I wonder what prank she wants to pull now. Kagome opened up her oden and began to nibble on it. Her eyes glazed over and she drooled.

"Oh… so good." Kagome's mind said as the scent of oden permitted the air. As she aimed the mouse on the link that said open Mr. Taisho came into her office. She clicked. What popped out of the screen was unnecessary. It was a picture of Sango's huge ass all up in the picture. You couldn't even see that it was Sango, the only way that Kagome could tell was the pair of Levi jeans that Sango was wearing. Her one and only brand. When the picture came into view on the screen, spam popped up and came in like confetti sprinkling the screen. Many of the pop ups had the name 'Kagome' flashing across the screen.

"Ms. Higurashi I have brought more paper work that has to be---- Ms. Higurashi? Is that your rear on the screen?" Mr. Taisho asked while furrowing his eyebrows.

Kagome whipped her head up to see her boss standing over her shoulder looking at the computer screen. Kagome jumped out of her seat, almost spilling her precious oden, and faced her boss with a deep blush over her face.

"No! No! No! No!" Kagome waved her hands frantically in front of her and shook her head erratically as if these motions would help.

"I see, I'll leave these papers on your desk and leave you to your previous work…" Mr. Taisho glided gracefully out the door and Kagome was left staring after him. How ironic is this! Wrong place, wrong time. Now he thinks I'm a total loser posting by butt up on the screen! Wait until I get home Sango! Mark my words, I will get you! Kagome fell back onto her seat and looked at the pages and pages of work she had to finish before eight o'clock. It was a lot of work, more then what he gave her before!

As Kagome arrived home well after dark she headed straight up stairs. Punching the door open Kagome yelled at Sango.

"Sango! What the hell is your problem, you can't send those types of pictures to me while I'm at work." Sango looked surprised and fell off the bed.

"What pictures? I send you a lot of pictures. Which one wasn't I suppose to send?"

"The one with your fat ass in the screen. Thanks to you my boss saw it and he thought it was me. Now he probably thinks I'm some kind of perverted weirdo who posts up images of myself on the web," Kagome exaggeratedly pulled her hair and flopped down on Sango's bed face first, "What am I gonna do now?" Kagome whined

"What do you mean, I didn't send you any pics of myself… Oh…" Sango had something like a thought dawn across her face.

"Did that picture have the Levi jeans that you bought me for Christmas in it?"

"Yeah, so what."

"That wasn't a picture my ass Kagome. That was a picture of Miroku trying on my jeans. I had to send it to you. I'm sorry." Sango gave an apologetic look while Kagome looked up with a face of disgust.

"What the heck?"

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