A/N: I have been posting up so many stories and haven't even finished all the other ones yet. I am so totally getting flamed up the ass!

Chappie # 5

Winged Miko: So Sessho…

Sesshomaru: Don't call me that.

Winged Miko: What ever. Any ways, what kind of conditioner do you use to keep your hair all soft silky and shiny?

Sesshomaru: … (Narrows eyes)

Kagome: Ah come on. Tell us Sesshomaru. Please, please, please, please, please, please, puuuuullllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeee!

Sesshomaru: Shut up

Koga: Don't tell my woman to shut up! I'll kill you!

Sesshomaru: I'd like to see you try.

Winged Miko: Boys, boys. No fighting over me. It's embarrassing.

Sesshomaru and Koga: Who would want to fight over you!

Winged Miko: Ouch!

Kagome: (giggles)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

The Oreo Man

"I'm done with all the work." Kagome said plainly. She stared at the back of Sesshomaru's head. He swiveled his chair around and revealed the bruise she gave him last night. Ouch! Kagome stared and stared at the black and blue spot blankly. What am I supposed to do! Ah fuck! I hope he didn't see it yet. Stupid! Of course he saw it. Kami help me! Man do I feel guilty… Maybe I should apologize to him. Nani! He should apologize to me! What the hell am I thinking about apologizing to him when he attacked me with his lips, not that I would mind if he did it again… eewwww! I can't believe I just thought that.

"Is there something interesting that I should know about?" he grunted and narrowed his eyes menacingly as a warning about her thoughts.

"Uh… About last night…" Kagome began and stuck her index finger on her chin. "Forget about it." Sesshomaru said shortly after. "No! I won't forget about it! You did something that was extremely inappropriate and I plan on talking about it with you." She shook her index finger at him with that it silenced Sesshomaru completely

"I'm sorry that I punched you Mr. Taisho. Violence is never a way to solve things," Sesshomaru snorted at that comment, " But what happened last night was totally unexpected and if I had known what you was about to do then I would probably have not acted the way I did," continued Kagome with a blush, "Any ways we were probably to drunk to even know what we was doing so I suggest that we try not to reenact that stunt again."

"I agree.' Said Sesshomaru. She acted as if I wanted to kiss her. I probably did…what is it that makes me so attracted to this defiant woman. Maybe that's it. She is defiant. Many just bend to my whims but she does not so easily. Maybe that's why I am attracted to the crazy oona…

"Well anyways I'm gonna leave so if you need me I'll be in my office." Kagome said as she left her bosses office. Closing the door behind her she sank down to her knees. "Wow, that was easier then I thought it would be. I thought there would be a lot more cursing and flinging objects around." Mumbled Kagome. She got up and dusted her knees off. It's time for a coffee break. "Haru san! How are you today?' Kagome inquired loudly just to get on her bosses nerves. "Kagome chan! I've been good. So… want to hear the latest hot gossip?" Kagome nodded towards Haru and she motioned for Kagome to lean in closer to the desk. "Well Kags, the thing that's going around involves you so do you really want to know?" Haru asked. Kagome nodded viciously and Haru continued with the 'hot' gossip that involved our beloved Kagome. "Well there's this thing going around that you and the boss man are going out." Kagome gave a surprised grimace and felt a little nauseated.

"That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of in my life Haru san… Who would want to date our boss? He's so annoying."

"Ah but Kagome chan, many women are head over heels for him. I'm mean come on he's totally hot and you can't say he isn't."

"Yeah but he's annoying I generally don't base much on looks alone. I'd rather go out with a piece of ugly that's nice to me then a hotty that's a bitch."

"Kagome you're so difficult! I was once head over heels for him myself. You should have seen all the fawning I did over him. Good thing he didn't fire me for that though but I got over him because I realized what a jerk that he could be."

"Yeah I know, I'm his personal secretary."

"Poor Kagome…" Haru shook her head with sarcastic sympathy, " Well at least I haven't seen that Kagura around yet. I think she should be the next to be fired. She has been after that man for years already and still no luck. She should just give up and move on with her pitiful life."

"Yeah I've heard about this Kagura woman too, who is she? Ever since the first day people have been telling me to watch out for Kagura."

"Well Kagome chan. Kagura isn't the type of person who likes to play when it comes to something that she really wants. And she really wants boss man. So if she thinks that the boss man is starting to like you then she might come after you. Probably try to get into a fight or get you fired. I don't see why boss man hasn't fired her already all she does is slack around the office building. She supposed to be the front desk person on the third floor but she's never there. You'll always find her lounging around some where in the building."

Kagome listened eagerly hoping to learn something about this Kagura woman before she came after her or something. She's getting the hint that her boss is somewhat attracted to her. She always sensed when he was looking at her when she wasn't looking. He thinks she's stupid but she'd much slicker then that. She would always see him look at the butt from the corner or her eye when she dropped something purposely and bent over to pick it up. She knows she shouldn't provoke but she just can't follow the rules. First it's playing the 'come and get me' game with the stalker car and now it's showing herself off to the boss. Not that she liked him but she had never been particularly beautiful and it felt good when men admire her good assets.

"Hey Kagome!" Bonkotsu yelled out. Kagome's head jerked up and around to see her friend Bonkotsu come over. He was very handsome. He had long raven black hair with a braid down the middle. He always wore a suit and always looked clean and cut. He had the most perfect skin she had ever seen before, not that she hadn't noticed the same about her boss. "What's a pretty lady like you doing wearing a suit?" Kagome teasingly asked Bonkotsu. It was funny to her how he always had a horrified look whenever he was compared to a woman, his features are feminine in a way but he still looked manly to her.

"Why I was thinking that women were allowed to wear suits now a days. But I guess I was wrong wasn't I?" Bonkotsu said in a girly voice. "Oh shut up!" Kagome giggled and slapped his arm playfully. Bonkotsu laughed and smoothed out his wrinkled sleeved. His hand hesitantly moved up to the back of his head. "Uh hello? Earth to Bonkotsu! You know you can't just ignore Haru like that! I'm the bomb!" Haru yelled at Bonkotsu. Bonkotsu looked up at Haru and acted as if this was the first time he noticed that she was there which got on her nerves. He waved at her and turned back to Kagome.

"Genki deska (what's up) Bonny?" Kagome coolly asked. She gave a small smile and saw Bonkotsu twitch. He rubbed his arm nervously and opened his mouth to speak. As he was about to speak Sesshomaru stepped out of his office to go file some paper work. "Um Kagome, I was wondering if you'd like to go out on a date with me tomorrow night?" Bonkotsu sputtered. Sesshomaru instantly swiveled his head towards where Bonkotsu and Kagome were standing and silently growled. Kagome didn't notice her boss; she nodded her head and smiled. "Is that why you were all jittery Bonny? You should know better then to be nervous around me! Well then I'll see you later, I have to get back to work if you know what I mean." She jabbed him twice with her elbow and shifted her eyes over towards Sesshomaru's rigid form. Bonkotsu gave a 'oh' and nodded. Kagome went back to her solitary office for the new pile of work that Sesshomaru felt would annoy her even further.

Inside Kagome's Head:

(Singing it) I got a date, I got a date… Oh my Kami! This is my first date ever. What am I suppose to wear! Ah! Do I have to pay for the dinner? I'm dead broke! Well not really but still… men eat a lot and I don't want to pay. Didn't Sango say that men always paid for the dinners? Hmmmmm… I'll bring some money just in case. Heh, men are such fat pigs. (Giggles)

I wonder if any one but me saw the look on Sesshomaru's face. He kinda looked annoyed but I know that was a look of jealousy! Ha Ha Ha! (Singing it) He was jealous, he was jealous! When did I become the top pick all of a sudden? I thought I was ugly; well that was what people said in high school anyways… especially that dumb Inuyasha. Man do I hate that bastard. If he hadn't moved away I would show him a thing or two. Maybe shave his head while he's sleeping… even better! I can shave off his eyebrows and replace his eyebrows with duck tape! I got it! My revenge! What am I doing thinking about all this crap I got to work… What the! It's 8 o'clock already. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

"Uh, Mr. Taisho, I'm leaving and the rest of the work will be on your desk by tomorrow morning." Kagome said as she peeked her head into his door way. He grunted towards her and waved his hand. Kagome scrunched up her face and stuck out her tongue then she flipped him the bird. Of course he wasn't looking so Kagome was safe from a scolding that would occurred. "Ms. Higurashi I do not appreciated that." Sesshomaru said just as she closed the door. He heard a small 'eep' from outside of the door and scuffling feet running away. He smirked and went back to reading the boring letters and contracts that he had to review.

"How the hell did he see that?" Kagome asked herself. She head home on the bus just as the streetlights came on. It was a dark night. It wasn't good for a young woman like herself to be taking the bus at night but she could kick ass so she really didn't care. Though she did admit that she needed a care. Just one more pay check and she would be able to buy that black BMW that she has been wanting for a long time now.

"Sango! Miroku! I'm home! Bow down to the queen of the house!" Kagome yelled up the stair well. She heard some stomping and saw Sango running down the stairs with a razor in her hand and shaving cream on her legs. Miroku ran down after her. "Stay back! Or else Miroku! I'm not playing" Sango shook the razor at his face and made a slashing motion. Miroku raised his eyebrows and wiggled them at her. He chuckled and told Kagome form atop the stairs, "She wants me." Kagome giggled and wondered when these two would ever stop getting on each other's nerves, which probably a never. "Oi, little sis, there's no more food in the house. Do you think that you can go out and get some groceries?" Sango asked politely. Kagome frowned and huffed. "Fine. What do we need?" "Eggs, Milk, Oatmeal, Cereal, Orange juice, Fish, Meat, Ice cream, Waffles, Syrup, salad dressing, ketchup, mustard, hotdogs, buns, bread, butter, some fruit, and some junk food." Miroku counted out and Sango nodded with a smile. Kagome's jaw dropped and she narrowed her eyes at them

"You guys are mooching off of me because I have a pay check now isn't it?" Miroku and Sango nodded happily and bounded up the stairs. "Fat pigs!" Kagome called up the stairs. She grabbed Sango's car keys and headed outside. She liked Sango's car. It was very comfortable. It was a shiny silver Mitsubishi. Kagome got into the car and head towards the nearest Stop and Shop. At least it wasn't over crowded with people today because it usually was when ever she went shopping.

She quickly grabbed a cart and rolled down the aisles. Not before long the cart was filled with everything that Miroku told her to get except for the junk food. That was the last stop. She went to where the chips, cookies and candies where. She grabbed a few bags of chips and some candy. Now it was time for a cookie search and she knew which ones she wanted. "Now where are those Oreos?" Kagome asked herself as she was about to go to the next aisle. Just as she turned the corner she jumped back and hit someone behind her.

"Gomen nasai." Kagome said quickly to the woman behind her who made a face and shuffled away. Around the corner she saw Sesshomaru looking at the cookies. Kagome peeked over the corner and saw that his cart was packed to the top with Oreos. Kodak moment, Kodak moment! Kagome pulled out her camera from her purse and snapped a shot. Good thing she didn't have the flash on.

"What the hell! He's gonna take em all!" Kagome yelled in her head. She better get there before he takes them all but it would be very awkward to confront your icy rigid boss who has a cart full of cookies next to him. But just her luck he left. Kagome quietly pushed her cart down the aisle and saw only three packs left. She grabbed all three of then and stuffed them into her cart before Sesshomaru came back. She backed herself and her cart to their former positions, behind a column of soda, and waited. And just as she thought Sesshomaru returned to the Oreo station. He made a confused face and looked around. The Oreos were gone! Where could they have went?

"Heh, heh, heh, heh. I took em all ya bastard. Take that!" Kagome said quietly as she peeked over the corner again and giggled which caught her boss's attention. He looked her way and Kagome panicked and flew around the other corners when she saw that her boss's feet heading her way. She was already at the front and paying for all her groceries. She threw the groceries in the car and gunned the engine and flew home.

"Oh my Kami! I almost got caught by the cookie monster." Kagome laughed out of the window. Man was that bad timing. Sesshomaru walked out of Stop and Shop holding bag off cookies and looked towards Kagome. Kagome 'eeped' and rolled up the window and flipped some sunglasses on. "Well at least he didn't know that it was me. You would never think Sesshomaru Taisho was an Oreo man." Kagome laughed again and headed home, "I can so totally use this against him at work."

A/N: Reviews please.