A/N: I thought that the last chappie was very much unimaginative. Man did it suck? Yes I know, it sucked very much. Anyways I think I have the whole story figured out. Well for future use, none of the other chappies will suck like the last one.
Chappie # 8Winged Miko: The story has stated to get very interesting so far hasn't it everyone?
Kagome: Yes it has
Koga: (crosses arms) What ever
Sesshomaru: …
Winged Miko: Looks like they don't have much to say today (talks to crowd)
Kagome: Yeah!
Winged Miko: Oh Yeah! Sesshomaru, I've been meaning to tell you. I am thinking about writing a fic with you having baby inu ears like Inuyasha. Their so cute and fuzzy but of course you won't be as idiotic as him!
Inuyasha: What the heck did you say?
Winged Miko: (shoots a glare towards him) What the hell Inuyasha! You aren't supposed to be in the cast yet. Get OUT! (Shoves a hysterical hanyou out the door)
Pranks Don't Mix With AngerIt was early in the morning. Very early in the morning when Kagome made her way to the next men's room. She giggled and held up some plastic wrap and tightly winded it on top and around the toilet seats in the men's room. The plastic was so tightly winded that you couldn't even see that there was plastic wrap on the seat. She knew she shouldn't play these kinds on tricks but Sesshomaru deserved to be pranked! He was just so rude yesterday with closing the elevator door on her and Bunny's face.
Kagome snuck out of the men's bathroom with the plastic wrap hid behind her successfully and threw the wrap into her office quickly. Good thing that her boss wasn't there this early. There were very few people actually in the building 5:00 in the morning. She crept into her boss's private bathroom and pulled out a packet of clear Jell-O mix. She smiled evilly and ripped it open. In slow motion she poured the substance in and watched as it swirled in the toilet and then turned into solid clear jellotine.
All she had to do now was wait…
2hrs later
"Is boss man here yet?" Kagome asked as Haru appeared at the front desk. Haru nodded and pulled out some files in her cabinet. Kagome smiled and walked away. Going towards the coffee making machine, she poured Mr. Taisho a mug full of black coffee. Kagome giggled once again as her plan set in place. He must be punished!
Kagome grabbed the laxatives out of her pockets and slipped them into the coffee. Slowly stirring the mixture she grabbed some finished paper works and knocked on Mr. Taisho's door. She heard a faint 'come in'. She opened the door and walked in idly.
"Mr. Taisho I have brought your morning coffee and some of your paper work." Kagome said as she watched her boss continue to stare at the screen on his computer and not acknowledge her. Punish! "Mr. Taisho, as your secretary I would like to remind you that you have a meeting Tuesday afternoon at 1." Sesshomaru nodded and took his coffee from her hand with out a thank you.
As Kagome turned to leave her boss's voice stopped her. "Ms. Higurashi, may I inquire you about your date?" his voice asked with little curiosity. Kagome raised an eyebrow and then turned around. "It was fine though we did admit that we rather have a professional relationship then an intimate one," Kagome answered. She heard him let out a faint breath. "And how was your evening that day?" Kagome asked just to be polite. "It was fine as you would say." After that silence blanketed the room.
Kagome couldn't stand the silence anymore so she left just as the coffee made it past her boss's lips. After she closed the door she ran up to Haru's desk. "Oh my Kami! Guess what I did Haru!" Kagome squeaked. Haru raised an eyebrow and gave a mischievous grin. "Tell me." Haru insisted evilly. Kagome huddled over and filled Haru in on her multiple pranks. Haru gave a shocked look and shook her head. "Kagome chan I hope that you know that you can get into trouble for this. He might fire you."
"Ha! He would never fire me!" Kagome said confidently. Exactly five minutes later the door towards the head office opened and Sesshomaru strode out and into the men's room. Haru gave a quiet giggle and Kagome suppressed her. Sesshomaru came out a minute later with a scowl on his face.
(Incase you don't know about the plastic wrap thing I ought to fill you in. I wrapped my toilet with plastic wrap before when I wanted to get back at my brother for something. Anyways in the morning he went to go pee in the bathroom and the pee ended up bouncing off the clear wrap and onto the floor. By what a mess he had to clean.)
He then shuffled slightly less gracefully into his private bathroom and then came out with an even bigger scowl on his face.
(The jell-o thing you should know about. IF you put clear jell-o into a toilet full of water then your going to end up with a toilet full of jellotine and there is only one way to take out the jell-o cause you can't flush it. You gotta use your hands!)
Sesshomaru made his way towards Kagome with a suspiciously irritated look on his face. "Ms. Higurashi, I'll be leaving work for a short while. Please have anyone who calls leave me a message and I will get back to them." He quickly said as he headed down the stairs instead of the elevator. Guess the elevator took too long and kept him from his goal. A toilet.
Kagome began to laugh hysterically after her boss was out of earshot and Haru began to snicker loudly. "Wow." She wheezed. Kagome's breath began to heave and then she calmed herself from almost dieing of laughter. Man was that the funniest thing she has ever done. She was so going to get into trouble with her boss if he ever found out that it was she who did all that crap. But now that he was gone she could continue with her pranks.
Kagome stepped out from behind the front desk and motioned for Haru to come with her. Haru looked around before she went. They went into Kagome's office and Kagome came out with a can of leather polish. "You know what to do." Kagome said before she left Haru outside Mr. Taisho's office door and went into his room.. She quickly polished the leather on his chair and hoped that the polish wouldn't dry.
"Kagome chan!" she heard Haru whisper to her urgently through the door. "He's back quicker then expected. Get out now." Kagome ran out the office and back into her office with Haru in tow. Kagome quickly seated herself and handed some fake documents to Haru as if they were working. Haru walked out of Kagome's office with the papers as if nothing happened while catching the eye of her boss. It looked slightly relieved. Hmmm… wonder why.
Sesshomaru entered his office and took a much needed seat on his comfortable chair. His morning coffee shouldn't have done that to his system. Surely Kagome didn't do something to his coffee, she wouldn't dare. And what was up with the bathrooms? Someone decided to play dirty pranks today and when he finds out who they are he will kill em.
Some how his seat felt slightly wet. Well it was a hot day and maybe condensation collected itself upon his chair with out notice. It was hot. Sesshomaru slowly pulled off his suited blazer and noticed something. There was a large streak of black painted across his back.
How could this day get any worse?
"Mr. Taisho? I was wondering if you would like to take your lunch break now?" Kagome ask through the door.
Damn it! Jinxed myself.
"Come in Ms. Higurashi." Sesshomaru more commanded then gestured. Kagome opened the door and noticed him holding his jacket. She saw the big smudge and held her mouth shut to keep from laughing but Mr. Taisho saw the glee in her eyes and knew it must have been her. Oh how angry he looked. His calm demeanor slipped away into a look of pure feral anger. He breathed in a deep breath and walked over slowly towards Kagome menacingly. Kagome saw the look in his eyes and inched towards the door with a look of 'Man am I in trouble' on her face.
Before she could head out the door Sesshomaru quick as lightening hauled her back into the office by her neck. He held her up to his face level and sneered.
"Ms. Higurashi," he grumbled, "I do not think you understand. I am youkai and it is not easy for I, Sesshomaru, to contain my anger." His teeth were bared and Kagome felt the slightest piece of fear creeping up her spine. She grabbed his large hand and struggled to yank away his hand form her throat but he only brought her closer to his face. Kagome began to panic and started to kick around. She knew she could yell out or else he might snap her neck faster but still she had to try.
"Do you think you can get away from me that easily?" he rasped. Kagome's teeth chattered and she began to shake. Something, something inside of her was stirring. A faint glow ran through Sesshomaru's fingers that were placed around her neck and before they knew it everything went black.
A/N: I just had to end it right here. It seemed like such a good place to stop. Gomen but this is like my own tv show and I gotta save the good parts. Well, until next time…
