A/N: As I type right now let me warn you, I have the hiccups and they are getting rather annoying. Kami I hate hiccups! Also this chappie might be a little confusing.

Chappie # 9

Koga: Hey Kagome!

(Silence)

Winged Miko: You will not find her Koga so I suggest you stop calling her name out you flea bitten…

Koga: What you say?

Winged Miko: (whistles and saunters away)

Sesshomaru: Dumb humans and their pets…

Winged Miko: Hey guys! Wouldn't it be funny if Sesshomaru turned out to be retarded when he was younger and then all of a sudden he fell on his head and became smart!

Sesshomaru: Ha, Ha, Ha (flatly)

Koga: Kags, oh Kags! Where are you! And Winged Miko, that wasn't even funny. In fact that was kind of stupid.

Winged Miko: Shut up Koga! You wouldn't know funny even if it bit your flea bitten ass.

Koga: Shut up!

Winged Miko: No you shut up!

2hrs Later

Koga: Shut up!

Winged Miko: I'm not gonna shut up until you shut up!

War

Everything went black. It was a while before both regained consciousness. Kagome rubbed her head and began to stand up, still with her eyes were closed. Man what the heck got into him?

Kagome's eyes fluttered open slowly to scan the room for Sesshomaru. What she truly saw was utterly surprising. Standing up she found herself staring right down into her own face! EI!

"Who the hell are you!" Kagome yelled out as she pointed out to the shorter person. The imposter narrowed her eyes and smacked her on the head. Ow! Kagome brought her hand up and rubbed her head. As she did that she noticed something was off about her. Staring down at her feet she noticed she was wearing slacks, staring up at her shirt she had no boobs, looking down at her hands she had claws. Realization hit her. It was like having your mouth hit by a bat.

"Your me!" Kagome screamed out. How could this happen? How could Sesshomaru and her have switched bodies? It was just impossible if not horrible. What did she do for god to shame her like this? "Okay here's what we do…" Kagome began to mumble as she awkwardly paced back and forth in Sesshomaru's body.

"Woman! Sit down." Sesshomaru growled out from Kagome's lips. Kagome looked at Sesshomaru who was trapped in her body and smirked. Maybe this isn't gonna be as bad as I thought…

"What do you mean 'woman sit down!' If you can't see then have your eyes checked, I'm clearly a man now." Kagome huffed and crossed the long lean muscular arms

"If it was I who had to have these eyes checked then it is your eyes that can not function accurately!" Sesshomaru retorted. He was obviously having a hard time with her body. He tried also to cross his arms and strangely had them folded over and under the breasts that lay there.

"Don't touch those!" Kagome yelled as she yanked Sesshomaru away from her original bodies breasts. Kagome had a sudden idea and shoved Sesshomaru out his office door. "Get back to work Ms. Higurashi!" Kagome barked as Sesshomaru glared back as her with the stormy blues that she once possessed. She closed the door and giggled.

"Kagome chan! I heard some yelling… did he figure out that you did all those pranks?" Haru whispered to Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes and thought about ruining Kagome's life. "Yes, he found out. Boy is there going to be trouble." Sesshomaru tried his best to put on Kagome's perky personality but it just wasn't working.

"Kagome chan, are you sick? You look a little flushed… did he touch or something?" Haru whispered some more. To Sesshomaru's surprise he didn't think that anyone at his work place would think such a thing of him. Did they think that he would sink that low to be sexually suggestive to his personal secretary?

"Why would a great youkai lord like himself want to touch a lowly ningen like me? I'm so plain and ugly, besides… my boobs aren't big enough!" Sesshomaru emphasized 'big enough' by poking at his breasts. He also said it loud enough for Kagome to peek her silver head out the door and glare. Sesshomaru evilly smiled and proceeded to act like a dunce. Popping a piece of gum into his mouth and twirling the slim delicate fingers into his hair he began to act like some of those high school girl in the movies you would see so often.

"Chew So Haru san! I was talking on the phone with Bonny yesterday chew and he was like…"

Kagome stared wide-eyed at Sesshomaru. Oh, no he didn't! He's making me look like a freakin girly gossip crazed chick!

"Chew and I was like 'no you hang up the phone' and he was like 'no you hang up first' and I was like 'no you hang up the phone' and he was like 'you hang up first or else' and I was like 'no you hang up'…" Sesshomaru dribbled on and on making Haru roll her eyes and make a fake snoring sound. Kagome snarled at Sesshomaru who smirked and then continued to talk about some useless nonsense making her look stupid. Not fit for the job kind of stupid.

What the hell is his problem! He's totally making me look like… Haru! My Kami! I swear if I could just get my hands on him and mess him up a little… but then I would scar my own body, which I can't afford! How am I going to get my damn body back? Oh, if only grandpa was alive, he would know what to do. He's an expert at this type of crap. If only I just purified his ass the minute I saw him. But then again I don't even know how to use my powers. (Sigh) This is so Kami damn frustrating.

"Kagome chan, did you two actually talk about something interesting?" Haru asked. Sesshomaru's thoughtless rambling was obviously boring her. "Nah, not really. Just some girl talk between me and Bonny." Sesshomaru answered. Kagome stood neat the door steaming. No one but her and Haru were allowed to call Bonkotsu by that nickname.

"Anyways, like I was saying. He was like-----"

"Ms. Higurashi, may I please speak with you in my office?" Kagome grounded out. Sesshomaru looked away from a now sleeping Haru and slinked back into the office. Kagome grabbed his arm and forced him into a chair. "What the heck do you think your doing!" Kagome yelled ferociously. Sesshomaru inwardly smirked and folded is arms. "Why I'm making your life miserable politely. Didn't I tell you I would when you black mailed me?" Sesshomaru questioned.

Kagome gave a confused look and then waved it off. "It wasn't black mail Mr. Taisho…" "If it was not black mail then I wouldn't be retaliating Ms. Higurashi and I suggest that you watch yourself. I can do anything…"

"What ever. But as long as you are me I expect you not to act like a dumb ass or else! I promise I will humiliate you if you continue to act like that Mr. Taisho!" Kagome stated loudly. Sesshomaru raised a chiseled eyebrow and walked to the door. "Then I guess this means war Ms. Higurashi."

Kagome's jaw dropped as she watched Sesshomaru walk out the office. What is going to do? Hah! What ever. I can take anything he throws at me. I'm Kagome Higurashi and I'm not that easily embarrassed. Now lets see what I can do to him…

Kagome slid out the door and closed it quietly behind her. Walking across the office she neared one of the large windows. "Oh gosh, it's kind of hot in here," Kagome said with a lisp, "I don't think I can put up with this kind of heat anymore." Kagome swiped her hand across her forehead and dragged her index finger down to the middle of her defined chest.

Haru in the distance blinked twice and dashed into Kagome's office.

"Kagome chan! Something's wrong with boss man. He's all girly and crap! Come on!" Haru grabbed Sesshomaru by the hand and pushed him out side. Sesshomaru's eyes blazed with fury when he saw what Kagome was up to.

"Oh boys," Kagome waved at some of the coworkers who gave her confused looks, "Is it hot in here or is it me!" Kagome dramatically ripped open her dress shirt. Haru's eyes popped out of her head and Sesshomaru stood stalk still with steam rolling off of his head in waves.

Kagome began strutting around the office like she was on a catwalk and passed Sesshomaru who quickly darted out his hand to grab his former arm. What do you think you are doing?" Sesshomaru whispered in a deadly tone. Kagome gave a wry smile and yanked her arm away from his grasp.

"You said war didn't you?"

A/N: Gomen ne for taking so long with updating. It's just that I didn't have time to up date it. I was originally planning to update it on Friday but there were a few complications so here it is and the next chappie will also be up soon too. But I can't guarantee it.