A/N: Yes the last chappie was very interesting wasn't it? Well this chappie will also be very interesting. Keep in mind that only Sesshomaru is having a slight attraction towards Kagome and our beloved Kags only despises Sesshomaru…

Chappie # 10

Winged Miko: Come back Sesshomaru sama! (Gains on Sessho while waving camera)

Sesshomaru: Get away! (Runs even faster naked)

Koga: What the hell is going on!

Kagome: Winged Miko told me to steal his clothes while he was bathing…

Koga: If only you could steal my clothes while I was bathing, that would be me chasing you naked though…

Kagome: EW!

Koga: Kagome, my love. Come to me!

Kagome: (long gone)

Winged Miko: Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: I despise all humans (whispers)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha!

Business meeting

"Oh I'll show you war all right!" Kagome mumbled. How Sesshomaru managed to get on her nerves? She doesn't know but now that she thinks about it, it is probably his 'high and mighty vengeful' attitude that pisses her off.

"Then so be it." Sesshomaru answered back softly. Kagome and Sesshomaru glared daggers into each other's eyes and swiftly they walked away from each other and back into their own offices. "Ms. Yoshimaru! Please bring me lunch!" Kagome yelled into the intercom. She was pissed. War huh? She'll do a lot more things then just acting gay.

"What would you like for lunch Mr. Taisho?" Haru asked quietly. She could tell that her boss was pissed and she didn't want to make a false move and end up losing her job. Her boss was notorious for firing people for the simplest and smallest of matters that can be solved with in seconds. But the boss always demanded perfection from his workers and that is something that they can't give him. No one is perfect. Scratch that. He is.

"Anything with a lot of sugar in it and bring me a some kind of pop drink!" Man Kagome loved being the boss. It was usually her who had to take all the orders. Even though Haru is her friend it just feels too good to be in control. Maybe this is how Sesshomaru feels sitting in this chair…

20 minutes later

"Ah, that was a good lunch!" Kagome sighed out into Sesshomaru's office. She slid down into the chair comfortably and patted the toned belly. "I suggest you stop filling my body with crap." Kagome heard Sesshomaru speak out from behind her. "Where the hell did you come from!" Kagome squeaked. Sesshomaru ran his eyes over all the wrappers that littered his desk and two large empty cups with soda pop in it. His eyes twitched.

"Oh, well it doesn't matter where you came from." Kagome stated cheerfully. She was always happy when she was full. Still rubbing her belly she felt a tickling sensation rise in her bladder. "Crap I need to pee!" Kagome jumped up and rushed out of the office and into one of the men's bathrooms. Luckily she remembered that she was a man this time. Last time she went into a public women's bathroom she was hauled out by a police officer.

Running into one of the stalls she closed the door. Wait! I can't unzip his pants. And I can't touch or look at his… thingy… either. But I really need to pee… Well, he'll forgive me for looking at his privates! Kagome unzips the slacks and pulled out her urinating tool. Whoa! It's huge!

Washing her hands she went back to the office, which Sesshomaru still seemed to be occupying. Kagome blushed shades of red yet unimagined and Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes. "Had fun?" Sesshomaru asked unemotionally. Kagome sweat dropped and looked away. She was so embarrassed.

A couple days later

"Mr. Taisho!" Haru called out from her desk. Kagome stood there looking like a complete idiot until she realized that it was her that Haru was calling. It has been a week since the incident with Sesshomaru and still they haven't figured out how to switch their bodies back. Since that week Kagome still hasn't gotten use to being called 'Mr. Taisho' but it seems that Sesshomaru was having a blast ruining her life. She was forced to live at his house and he lived with her. Sango must be worried. She'd have to make Sesshomaru tell Sango that she was all right.

Turning around Kagome gave a slight smirk to Haru who returned it nervously. Maybe Sesshomaru never actually smiled a lot around the office. "Yes Ms. Yoshimaru?" "Um I must remind you that you have a meeting today at 1 o' clock with Akamatsu Koga." Haru stated.

Oh shit! I forgot Mr. Taisho has a meeting today with Koga! And I promised to go out to lunch with him! I guess that Mr. Taisho would just have to go out on a friendly lunch date with Koga then… Oh, no! Mr. Taisho would take that as a perfect chance to ruin me forever! What the hell am I going to do?

"Arigato, Ms. Yoshimaru… may I inquire the whereabouts of Ms. Higurashi?" Kagome asked coolly. Haru gave a contemplating look before she gave her answer. "I believe she should be in the lobby Mr. Taisho leaving for lunch." Haru gave another contemplating look before she spoke again.

"Um, Mr. Taisho, Kagome chan is my very good friend but I must insist that you check her medical records on the state of her mental health. She doesn't seem to be as sane as she usually is…" Kagome wanted to drop her jaw but kept it tightly shut instead. What the heck has Sesshomaru been doing to make her look mentally ill? Kagome gave a stern and firm nod before heading down the stairs to the lobby. Why would Sesshomaru be there? He doesn't eat lunch does he? Well not in her body anyways. In fact Kagome noticed that her former body was getting rather thin lately.

As soon as she reached the lower lobby she swung open the red doors. In the lobby there was a crowd. Hmmm… I wonder what happened here? Kagome walked towards the crowd and they parted way for her. Obviously they worked for her if they were doing that, parting for her like she was a god. There in the middle of the crowd was Sesshomaru sitting on his haunches staring into space. His stormy blue eyes were glazed over and every now and then his fingers would twitch.

Kagome was outrage. It wasn't much that Sesshomaru was doing but it made her look like a total complete idiot. Before at work she was known as a very intelligent individual but now who knows what is thought of her. Sesshomaru seems to be trying to ruin her reputation. Kagome looked down at the watch that adorned her wrist and saw that she would have at least 10 more minutes until the meeting with Koga. Stomping into the middle of the crowd Kagome yanked Sesshomaru up and out of the crowd and pulled him behind the red doors.

Glaring at him Kagome narrowed his eyes. She blew puffs of smoke from out of her nose and her head steamed. "What was that all about?" Kagome whispered in a truly deadly tone. Sesshomaru slowly turned his head towards her and waited a few precious seconds to answer. "Why I was thinking…"

"Who fucking thinks like that. No normal person would sit down in the middle of the lobby and stair into space like you did! I looked like a baka! PLUS! You were wearing a skirt today and the way you were sitting was inappropriate! I could see that I was wearing no underwear!" Kagome fumed and turned beet red. Sesshomaru could tell she was really pissed but waved it off.

"Then dear oona, you should have brought some of your undergarments. Besides this is more comfortable." Sesshomaru added in the end. He looked away and began his way up the stairs. Trailing behind him was an angry beyond words Kagome.

"Excuse me Mr. Taisho but Mr. Akamatsu has arrived early for the meeting." Haru said as Kagome stomped passed while dragging Sesshomaru by the shirt. Swinging the door open Kagome sat down across Koga on the large business table (that's what she calls it) with Sesshomaru seated next to him.

Sesshomaru noticed that Koga was eyeing him oddly. It was a chilling feeling Sesshomaru had. He then felt bad for Kagome if a man like Koga was trying to hit on her. That was a disgusting thought. In fact any man trying to hit on Kagome gave Sesshomaru a disgusted feeling and slight feelings of jealousy. "Taisho Sesshomaru, it is nice to finally meet you!" Koga greeted loudly and held out his hand. Kagome nodded and got up to give him a handshake. When Koga turned to look at Sesshomaru, who was in Kagome's body, the real Kagome grimaced. Sesshomaru smirked and almost chuckled. Koga smiled, he thought Kagome was happy to see him. Think again!

"Akamatsu Koga, it is also a pleasure…" Kagome said in her stoic impression of Sesshomaru. "What the real pleasure is, is meeting your lovely assistant." Koga chimed as he grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and placed a soft kiss on the back of the hand. Sesshomaru made a gagging face. Koga looked back up and smiled his cheesy smile.

"You may have a seat Mr. Akamatsu." Kagome offered politely. Maybe she should just let him stand up… "So today we have come here to discuss the joining of our companies. As you know my company manufactures weapons and yours produces commercials Mr. Akamatsu. Joining companies help my company skyrocket. As of now the stalk market on weapons trading is low. Commercial my products and I'll recommend you to other high ranking companies and your business will also profit." Kagome spoke professionally. Good thing she decided to study her speech before the meeting. If she didn't get everything right then Sesshomaru would probably go wacko on her.

"Okay." Koga said. He agreed. Kagome thought that it would have taken a lot more convincing then just that little speech to have Koga go with the idea. Was he trying to impress her, I mean, Sesshomaru or something? "I'll go with the idea, but besides that lets just talk." Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Kagome screamed in her head. No one 'talks' at a business meeting. "Gomen but this is not the time for personal talk. We have a company to run and I suggest you leave and get back to your work as I should also." Kagome said as best as she could. Trying to be like Sesshomaru was more difficult then she thought.

Koga nodded seriously and got up from the door. "Ms. Higurashi, before I leave I must remind you that we are having a lunch date together, am I not correct?" Koga questioned innocently. Evil! Evil! Evil! "Why yes, I do believe I almost forgot…" Sesshomaru said unsurely. Unsurely! When has Sesshomaru ever been unsure? It's the end of the world! "Would you like for me to bring you back something Mr. Taisho?" Asked Sesshomaru. He was only asking to be polite. Koga smiled. He thought that she was just so sweet.

"How about a desert! I hear from where we are going Kagome that they can make the greatest apple pie in the world." Koga suggested. Sesshomaru nodded and flashed Kagome an evil smile. Kagome got the drift and became nervous. What was Sesshomaru up to? Was he going to do something stupid on the date? Well Kagome will make sure that she would get back at him first. Now what should she say that would be embarrassing…

"By any chance would they have cow pie?" Kagome finally asked after a minute of silence. Sesshomaru glared and Koga's eyes fell out of his sockets. And he's talking about professional? Well at least I get my Kagome back and all to myself too! I can't wait until we are all alone… For some reason after Kagome said that Koga had the image of a cow's behind with it's tail swing back and forth cross his mind.

"Um, no, I don't think that they would have that selection on the list Mr. Taisho." Koga stated seriously. Kagome looked at Sesshomaru's face and wanted to laugh to death. It was a priceless mixture of shock and hate. "Oh, okay then. Have a nice lunch." Kagome added, just before she walked out the door she picked her wedgey out in front of them both, which angered Sesshomaru even more.

A/N: Priceless! I bet this chappie was also funny. Just remember that Sesshomaru and Kagome have switched bodies!